I love ashleymouse
but only because she's sitting next to me right now.
She's one of my kindred spirits. There has, however, been a tiny little disagreement between us for a while: she has been claiming to have a dirtier mind than I do. Now upon hearing this claim, most of our friends smiled, laughed, and patted her on the head, but still she persisted. And she does have a dirty mind...just not as dirty as mine =)
The following discussion occurred at dinner tonight, ending the argument:candy__chan
: *attempting to eat chicken* You know, this would be so much easier to eat if I didn’t have to peel the skin off.ashleymouse
: That would be really funny if you were a zombie!*laughter and merriment*candy__chan
: You know what popped into my head when I said that?ashleymouse
: Circumcision *grin**dotdotdot*
*both of us die*ashleymouse
: *offers me a handshake* Congratulations. I give you the dirty crown.*several minutes spent in uproarious laughter*ashleymouse
: I didn’t think anyone could be dirtier than me…MY LIFE IS A LIE!
We were laughing hard enough that people were STARING AT US. Not that I care, though ♥
Anyway, discussion progressed as we're waiting for LJ to pop back up. We're also talking with jeva_chan
, who claims that her dirty-mindedness pwns ours. Jeva, we sayeth unto you...it is SO on! And we concluded that we can put our dirty minds together and create a whole new superpower, which led to our brilliant idea...PERVERT TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE!! *press knuckles together*
I'm going to go get us a couple of pipe cleaners from the supply room in the GSLC and make us each a ring. When Ash asked what the decals on them would be, I said, "P and V." One will have a long bit that juts out, and the other will have a loop, so when we put our powers together...yeah. BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN
And we now have a new favorite word: HOBOSEX. It was a typo, though. Ash totally meant to type ROBOsex.
...don't ask. Just don't.ashleymouse
: This is my 'come hither' look. *sexy facial expression*candy__chan
: *pretends to stand up to jump over the table at her*ashleymouse
: *holds up hands* GO THITHER! GO THITHER!
I have awesome friends. I truly do.
Plan for tonight: do my take-home test for Methods and get it done. NaNoWriMo for a while and get several scenes on paper and out of my head (isn't it awesome how NaNoWriMo-ing is almost a verb?). Would love to get at least 3K written. Have a wine cooler, because I'm twenty-one now and I totally can! *does the cabbage patch*EDIT:
And Little Sister just got back to campus--she went shopping with a friend in a nearby city. She MSN's me with a grr smilie that's shaking its fist at the sky, and says, "I almost killed Bambi." Oh my GOD... In your face, Ash ;D