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If any of you bastards bother to show up for my funeral, please be aware that there will be a nice lady at the door and she will have tags that say
HELLO
MY NAME IS __________ AND
I AM CANDYLAND'S ______________.
She will have a Sharpie, and she will write your name and your relationship to me. I will be haunting the vicinity and I will expect to see them slap on your party dresses. If you can't give a satisfactory answer the nice lady will write down whatever she deems fit, such as ETERNAL RIVAL or LOVE SLAVE.
MY NAME IS __________ AND
I AM CANDYLAND'S ______________.
She will have a Sharpie, and she will write your name and your relationship to me. I will be haunting the vicinity and I will expect to see them slap on your party dresses. If you can't give a satisfactory answer the nice lady will write down whatever she deems fit, such as ETERNAL RIVAL or LOVE SLAVE.