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ickaimp when I was ~~stalking her LJ for fics~~ looking to see if she'd posted any new fics on there, thought it looked kind of interesting...

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -good or bad- BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Knowing some of my friends, if they respond, this could get very, very ~~naughty and perverted~~ interesting *grin*

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He really should have been impressed, though. Does he know how hard it was to get that thing flipped over? Onto the ROOF?? Man, he really should have been applauding our ingenuity and upper body strength, not freaking out 'cause we touched his BMW...honestly...that man is so uptight...

Yeah, seriously. I mean, the man always commented us on our breath support and then he gets mad over something like that. I thought he'd be much more upset over the windmill incident, but noooo...

Yeah, the windmill incident was pretty good. Or how about that one time with the popcorn and the empty McDonald's cup? Man, he was really pissed about that!

I still cry when I think about that. I don't think anything beats the one with the duck and the rubber hose though. I've never seen so many people shoot milk out of their noses!

I dunno--the incident with the orangutan and the thirty pieces of bright pink construction paper was really cool, too. I mean, come on--he flew twenty feet!

Oh yeah, I forgot about that one. Heh, the icing on the cake was when he landed in that pile of raw balonga. Who knew he was allergic?

And then he swelled up and blew away, away, far far away...and the poor students were left without any cheese to go on their balogna, the poor dears...

Hey he should have been. I mean I don't know ALOT about physics, but the fact you got it onto the roof, without scratching it, and no ramp? That just ain't right.

Yeah, we pull off a feat like that and he gets mad about the finger prints?! It boggles the mind! At least he never found out who left that wolverine in his office... Then there would have been major issues.

Or the zucchini incident. We do NOT speak of the zucchini incident, especially in the presence of small children. Man, was he torqued...

Do not question me and my almighty taco powers!!

if anyone has taco powers around here, it's ME!

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