I know...when I read that, I think my parents were probably curious as to what I was laughing my head off about, and why I was going for a spoon to gouge out my [mental] eye. There's a crack-fic in there somewhere, if someone has the nerve to write it.

I'm still trying to work through the mechanical implications of mint_eclair's suggestion of the OTP of Gin/gun O_O There's a brain-breaker for ya...