**snerk.** I wasn't going to read this one, but LOL. I love how you made it so nicely vague to snugly fit into canon. He did it to get attention! Priceless. And what did he do with silly putty and coat hangers? XD

And at the end ... "Interpretive art." LOL. I love the mental image of Shinichi standing there reading a book, with a pigeon on his head and roses sticking out of his ears. That's ... just priceless.