...Neither do I, actually. Jerk. Better be bringing me something awesome from another country. Er. It could be one where I finally get sick and tired of him running away from me commitment things and thus track him down and smooch the daylights out of him?

Too bad my player has dibs on her Awkward Sex plunnies. ...She'd also like to say that she now wants to see someone write phonesex for Detective Conan.