IT'S ALL TRUE. AND HEY, DON'T BE HATING ON THE MISUNDERSTOOD GAY COUPLE! THEY'RE ADOPTED KIDS FROM NICARAGUA ARE COMPLETELY CRUSHED THAT THEY'RE PAPI IS NOW GONE FOREVER AND EVER. AND YOU KNOW, AFTER CONAN FINDS OUT ABOUT SHINICHI BEING THE KILLER, THE MUSTACHE WILL BECOME A GOATEE BECAUSE ALL BADGUYS HAVE GOATEES.