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Candyland ([personal profile] candyland) wrote2006-02-24 01:48 pm
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Random thought...

Okay, really random thing that just attacked me yesterday while I was thinking about this great Eddie Izzard skit. Writing it here to get it out of my head.

THE QUESTION (of Evil): What would Gin's daily schedule look like?

7:00 Wake up; morning ritual. Brush Blonde Hair of Evil exactly one hundred times for maximum shininess.
8:00 Get into Black Car of Evil and head out to cause suffering in the world
9:00 Death
9:30 Death
10:00 Death
11:00 Death
11:30 Death
12:00 Lunch with myself--do not cancel this again!
12:30 Death
1:00 Death
1:30 Death
2:00 Afternoon tea, not involving death
3:00 Death
3:45 Quick death
4:00 Jazzercise (note to self: must not kill this instructor. Embodiments of evil need to be in shape!)
5:00 Death
6:00 Death
7:00 Late dinner
8:00 Death
9:00 Death
10:00 Argue with Vermouth. Think about making her dead.
11:00 Bedtime. Dream about Sherry. Possibly involving death.

Well, now that I've gotten that out of my head, I'm going home for the weekend. [livejournal.com profile] jewelsybear1017 and I are going to go home and see my sister in the show choir invite at our high school. So I will probably not be online and responding to things again until Sunday. See y'all then!!

Luvs,
~ Candy-chan ^_^

[identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com 2006-02-27 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks! I'm promising myself that this will not find its way into a story...