A romp through the insanity patch!

Title: The Root of All Evil
Author: Candyland
Fandom: Detective Conan
Bad Guy: Gin
Theme: #1—kittens
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Own Detective Conan, I do not. Own the characters, Gosho Aoyama does. Making money off them, I am not. Borrow and write about them, I merely do. Talk like Yoda, I must.
Summary: The slightly crackish story of how Gin became Evil.

( The Root of All Evil )

Cross-posted to 30_evil_deeds and 30 Evil Deeds: Gin.

Okay, really random thing that just attacked me yesterday while I was thinking about this great Eddie Izzard skit. Writing it here to get it out of my head.

THE QUESTION (of Evil): What would Gin's daily schedule look like?

7:00 Wake up; morning ritual. Brush Blonde Hair of Evil exactly one hundred times for maximum shininess.
8:00 Get into Black Car of Evil and head out to cause suffering in the world
9:00 Death
9:30 Death
10:00 Death
11:00 Death
11:30 Death
12:00 Lunch with myself--do not cancel this again!
12:30 Death
1:00 Death
1:30 Death
2:00 Afternoon tea, not involving death
3:00 Death
3:45 Quick death
4:00 Jazzercise (note to self: must not kill this instructor. Embodiments of evil need to be in shape!)
5:00 Death
6:00 Death
7:00 Late dinner
8:00 Death
9:00 Death
10:00 Argue with Vermouth. Think about making her dead.
11:00 Bedtime. Dream about Sherry. Possibly involving death.

Well, now that I've gotten that out of my head, I'm going home for the weekend. jewelsybear1017 and I are going to go home and see my sister in the show choir invite at our high school. So I will probably not be online and responding to things again until Sunday. See y'all then!!

Luvs,
~ Candy-chan ^_^