candyland: (duh)
Candyland ([personal profile] candyland) wrote2006-07-28 05:26 pm

A short letter

Dear uterus,

Fuck you. Not literally, but you know what I mean.

Luvs and kisses,
~ Me

[identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com 2006-07-29 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
*watches you calmly* *shakes head and offers ice pack?*

I will not bonk you with a hammer if you do not make it into CFUD. I will offer you shiny silver cyber-chocolate or some such thing instead ^_^