A short letter

[candyland]

Dear uterus,

Fuck you. Not literally, but you know what I mean.

Luvs and kisses,
~ Me

Comments

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

*gives a hug?*

Oh...and I'm being stupid again >.>;;;

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Thanks ^^;;

Stupid? Do I have to bonk you with the hammer again? >_0

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe if I don't make it into CFUD, you can XDDD

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

That seems wrong, somehow...

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

...how? *totally been reading too many fics and is ready to headdesk*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

If you don't make it, I bonk you with ze mallet. That seems like dumping salt on the wound >_>

*tosses pillow in front of you* Now if you headdesk, you won't hurt yourself! *is proud of self*

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

...*glaaaaances at you...glaaances at pillow...shoves pillow away and yay! HEADDESK*

|D~

But nah, I wouldn't mind it. I've tried to app at CFUD three or four times, really. Not much will disappoint me since I've already bombed before when I apped Kaito...that was a horrible time. D:

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*watches you calmly* *shakes head and offers ice pack?*

I will not bonk you with a hammer if you do not make it into CFUD. I will offer you shiny silver cyber-chocolate or some such thing instead ^_^