Uh-huh. It'll take me weeks to scrub that halo clean, sweetie.
But when a man and a woman fall in love, and they want to have a baby...they have sex. And porn is what we call it when we videotape that and sell it to people for lots and lots of money. Unless the porn involves tentacles, in which case it's probably be sold to horny Japanese businessmen or perverted fangirls*
... *grabs a scratchy pad and some bleach* I'll get that thing clean even if I have to rub the gold tinsel right off it! *attackles*
I'd say both. Definitely. Not that we'd know about any such thing... Now there's an angle we haven't discussed--tentacles! *is shot, bricked, stabbed, and set on fire*
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But when a man and a woman fall in love, and they want to have a baby...they have sex. And porn is what we call it when we videotape that and sell it to people for lots and lots of money.
Unless the porn involves tentacles, in which case it's probably be sold to horny Japanese businessmen or perverted fangirls**is probably being bricked for this*
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Japanese businessmen or perveted fangirls? I say both.
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I'd say both. Definitely. Not that we'd know about any such thing...
Now there's an angle we haven't discussed--tentacles! *is shot, bricked, stabbed, and set on fire*no subject
Hee, it isn't something we've discussed...*ponders evilly*