Ganked (without shame) from jeva_chan

[candyland]

If any of you bastards bother to show up for my funeral, please be aware that there will be a nice lady at the door and she will have tags that say



HELLO
MY NAME IS __________ AND
I AM CANDYLAND'S ______________.



She will have a Sharpie, and she will write your name and your relationship to me. I will be haunting the vicinity and I will expect to see them slap on your party dresses. If you can't give a satisfactory answer the nice lady will write down whatever she deems fit, such as ETERNAL RIVAL or LOVE SLAVE.

Comments

[writergurl.livejournal.com]

Hello
My name is Writergurl and
I am Candyland's Cheese (that I will roll, and stick it in my mouth).

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*sings* Mozzerella cheeeeeese, oh mozzerella cheeeeeeeese...I cannot roll you with EEEEEEEEASE!!

I still wanna know where that came from ♥

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THE VIEW! *runs away*