Ganked (without shame) from jeva_chan

[candyland]

If any of you bastards bother to show up for my funeral, please be aware that there will be a nice lady at the door and she will have tags that say



HELLO
MY NAME IS __________ AND
I AM CANDYLAND'S ______________.



She will have a Sharpie, and she will write your name and your relationship to me. I will be haunting the vicinity and I will expect to see them slap on your party dresses. If you can't give a satisfactory answer the nice lady will write down whatever she deems fit, such as ETERNAL RIVAL or LOVE SLAVE.

Comments

[soc_puppet]

HELLO
MY NAME IS Socchan AND
I AM CANDYLAND'S Fellow Iowan Fangirl.

Because Iowa = awesome, really. All that corn is just to throw people off. After all, if everyone moved here, it would no longer be quite so wildly cool. Except for our other fannish friends. Then it would still be cool.

PS: ...For the record, when do you get out of camp? :D;;; *probably knows the answer to the question she's leading up to already, but doesn't remember if she does*

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

HELLO
MY NAME IS Jeva AND
I AM CANDYLAND'S crack-angst whore/supplier.

[belle-truth.livejournal.com]

HELLO
MY NAME IS Sakura Li AND
I AM CANDYLAND'S fan-fic fan and livejournal friend.

[jewelsybear1017.livejournal.com]

HELLO
MY NAME IS Jewels AND
I AM CANDYLAND'S Primary Corruptor.

*this explains why I am in a killer black dress and heels*

[ulfstormbringer.livejournal.com]

HELLO
MY NAME IS Ulf AND
I AM CANDYLAND'S Blast from the past.

[articulation.livejournal.com]

Hello.
My name is Molly and
I am Candyland's adoring fan.

:D

[writergurl.livejournal.com]

Hello
My name is Writergurl and
I am Candyland's Cheese (that I will roll, and stick it in my mouth).

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

Hello
My name is wolf-crossbreed and
Candyland corrupted me.

...was i allowed to change the saying?

[magic-truth.livejournal.com]

Hello
My name is magic_truth and
I am Candyland's roommate in hell.
(*sing-song* we're going to hell, we're going to hell *sing-song*)


It's true! I bring the cookies and she's got the lemonade.

[ashleymouse.livejournal.com]

HELLO MY NAME IS ashley AND I AM CANDYLAND'S alto comrade.