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If any of you bastards bother to show up for my funeral, please be aware that there will be a nice lady at the door and she will have tags that say
HELLO
MY NAME IS __________ AND
I AM CANDYLAND'S ______________.
She will have a Sharpie, and she will write your name and your relationship to me. I will be haunting the vicinity and I will expect to see them slap on your party dresses. If you can't give a satisfactory answer the nice lady will write down whatever she deems fit, such as ETERNAL RIVAL or LOVE SLAVE.
MY NAME IS __________ AND
I AM CANDYLAND'S ______________.
She will have a Sharpie, and she will write your name and your relationship to me. I will be haunting the vicinity and I will expect to see them slap on your party dresses. If you can't give a satisfactory answer the nice lady will write down whatever she deems fit, such as ETERNAL RIVAL or LOVE SLAVE.
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Date: 2006-07-31 04:30 pm (UTC)Iowa: You make me smile...because you finally got a Starbucks! (My hometown just got one O_O)
Iowa: No, we don't grow potatoes.
Iowa: Yes, we have electricity.
Sunday...I don't know if I'll work then (I've been taking lots of days off for conferences and camps). And driving five hours for just a couple hours at the con...yeah. *flails*
If it was a month and a half later, that might actually fall around fall break time for us. That would've been do-able, I think *shrug* Maybe next year...
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Date: 2006-07-31 04:37 pm (UTC)Iowa: So many (bad) jokes, so little time
Yeah, that's probably asking a little much. *sigh* There's always next year...
Unless I get you into CFUD, in which case there's CFUD-con :DDDFor as long as I've been going, it's always been the weekend following Labor Day weekend. This year is a real change for me.
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Date: 2006-07-31 04:56 pm (UTC)Everyone else on LJ seems to be into CFUD. I'm kinda poking around on the comm in search of...something ^^;; Does look interesting, though...
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Date: 2006-07-31 05:20 pm (UTC)Well, it's not quite everyone ^^a As far as I know, a good percentage of my 'flist still hasn't checked it out yet.
And then there's the people who I friended/friended me because of CFUD :D;;;CFUD is hilarious crack, but if you want to start out with just a taste, take a look at....Not that I'm trying to get you addicted. Really.
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Date: 2006-07-31 07:23 pm (UTC)Hey, what's one more addiction?
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Date: 2006-07-31 10:03 pm (UTC)Anyway, if you do get addicted (and even if you don't), I've foolishly volunteered to play Hostess for the potential CFUD convention. Which means it'll be in Iowa, and probably my hometown.
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Date: 2006-08-01 04:20 am (UTC)I will continue in my efforts to grasp what is going on in the comm. Who knows, maybe I'll join up someday ^_^
Iowa City, right? Hmmm...five-ish hours away =P I live right up in the corner of the state, I swear ^^;;
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Date: 2006-08-01 06:13 am (UTC)XD Good luck with that. I count myself lucky if I can follow what's happening with a set of characters at any given time. Though here's hoping for the second option ;)
Hmm. Five hours, huh? *does not begin pondering what a day trip would involve, at all* We used to be vaguely in the middle of the state (I think), and then stuff happened so they had to move the capitol.