Ganked (without shame) from jeva_chan

[candyland]

If any of you bastards bother to show up for my funeral, please be aware that there will be a nice lady at the door and she will have tags that say



HELLO
MY NAME IS __________ AND
I AM CANDYLAND'S ______________.



She will have a Sharpie, and she will write your name and your relationship to me. I will be haunting the vicinity and I will expect to see them slap on your party dresses. If you can't give a satisfactory answer the nice lady will write down whatever she deems fit, such as ETERNAL RIVAL or LOVE SLAVE.

Comments

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

That pretty pink party dress. Definitely. You know, the one with all the ruffles. Don't forget the hairbow, darling ^_~

[ulfstormbringer.livejournal.com]

Damn... then I guess it's time to change that from "Ulf" to "Sally" and have her slap me a couple times...