In which I am speshul...

[candyland]

Today at work, I managed to make a complete moron of myself in front of a customer. Two customers, actually. Best thing ever, let me tell ya...

[The scene: a man and a woman are ordering. He orders a two-entree meal.]
He-Customer: *points to two types of chicken* General, sesame.
Me: *not bothering to think before I speak* General Sesame...any relation to Sgt. Pepper?
*collective dotdotdot*
Me: *palm meets forehead* That was awful.

It's official--on occasion, I really do redefine what it means to be an idiot. Oh well. They did laugh, though, so I guess it was okay. That's what I get for listening to Beatles' music before I go to work ^^;;

But I must ask...what if we all really do live in a yellow submarine? It must be so crowded!

Oh oh oh--hey, msbbt? What're you doing tomorrow? Like, in case I decided to randomly kidnap you for random naughtiness lunch? *halos and sparkles with innocence*

Comments

[gynophobia.livejournal.com]

Hehe, that was awesome. General Sesame should have his own TV series :P

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

... *starts singing the Sesame Street theme*

*is shot*

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

... I wish I was that witty D:

Oh well! I have my... speshialness to make me loveable and funny :D!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...that was witty??

You are lovable!! *loves on you lots and lots*

[lightbird777.livejournal.com]

At least they had a sense of humor about it...

It would have to be a BIG yellow submarine. :)

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*laugh* Sometimes, a sense of humor is all that will get you through the day. And it wasn't the worst pun I've ever come up with...which is kinda sad =P

[magicbulletgirl.livejournal.com]

*hugs*
You're so speshul!
But Gerneral Sesame is related to Colonel Mustard!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*giggles* YAYS! I are speshul! :D :D :D

General Sesame...Sgt. Pepper...Colonel Mustard...you are made of win, and I think you now own a small piece of my soul :D

*is in a weird mood right now*

[gynophobia.livejournal.com]

*pokes* TV SERIES!!! xD

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

And we shall call it The Spice Boys!

*clobbered*

[gynophobia.livejournal.com]

YESH! And the theme song shall be "If you wanna eat my chicken"! *ded*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...you are made of so much win :D

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

o.o Uh, I don't think I have plans. I have new DVDs, though! Yay! And, uh, little cash, so we'll have to eat someplace that accepts checks. Unless my mom doesn't have work...

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I think the vote is for HuHot, 'cause I haven't been there since...well, since my birthday ^^;; They accept checks there, I do believe :D :D :D

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

Yay! I luffs Hu Hot! Yay for last minute partying! XD

Oh, and by the way, I also thought that line was funny. As did my mom. ^^;

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Indeedy! Room might not be totally clean (because I fail and have zero motivation), but I'm really excited about tomorrow :D

Thanks, hon! Yay for my dorkiness ^^;;

[insaneladybug.livejournal.com]

LOL. That's priceless. XD You made me giggle out loud.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Thank you!! :D

*is very happy right now*

[ytak.livejournal.com]

General Sesame...any relation to Sgt. Pepper?
I think that is pretty darn funny.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Thank you! ^___^

[magic-truth.livejournal.com]

I actually felt that the joke was pretty funny. I would have laughed...silly customer. *grins*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*laugh* Thanks, hon! They laughed too, but it took a minute for it to register as to what I'd just said.

I also liked magicbulletgirl's take: Colonel Mustard must fit in there somewhere... :D

[magic-truth.livejournal.com]

A threesome of odd names...oh lordie. I did not mean that comment. Must banish bad imagery!!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*dotdotdot* I bonk you now.

And we won't discuss the time I played Hangman and gave Jo the phrase "I like it when boys touch boys" because that totally has nothing to do with this, no no no...

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

BEST.JOKE.EVAR!!

_{my icon reminds me to check my milk}

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D :D :D

That is an awesome icon ^_^

[clamowamo.livejournal.com]

That joke was lame in a witty, spectactular way. DO NOT BE ASHAMED.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*laugh* Your description is awesome :D

[dagronrat.livejournal.com]

XcD

♥~ for that. XcD

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

♥ back atcha!

[girlquinn.livejournal.com]

General Sesame? Oh silly Candy! Trix are for kids! (WTF did I say?)

If we all lived in a yellow submarine, we'd probably all suffer from cabin fever. And possibly, meningitis. And tiny beds. And zero storage space for our manga. Nooo!!! (I've been listening to my dad's navy stories waaaaaay too much).

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I must admit that I laughed out loud when I read your comment :D

I SURVIVED THE BV MENINGITIS OUTBREAK OF 2006 AND ALL I GOT WAS MEMBERSHIP IN A FACEBOOK GROUP!! D: But...no storage space for our manga? ;o; *whimpers and clings*

[gomath02.livejournal.com]

Quite possibly the funniest thing I've heard all day. Then again, I have been doing tax returns all day....

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Yay for giving you something to laugh about! Tax returns do not sound fun at all >.> *hugs*

Oh...and this icon makes me think of you, and I can't figure out why o.O

[gomath02.livejournal.com]

:) I'd NNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR do anything like that.....

Counting down to April 16... :)