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Oct. 3rd, 2011 09:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Things I learned tonight in Chem class:
The first column of the periodic table (the alkali metals) are all TOTAL WHORES. They'll give it up to anyone.
The second to last column (the halogens) are all crackheads. They'll do anything for JUST ONE MORE.
The last column (the noble gases) are the prudes. They're too good for everyone else.
And most of the middle are the potheads. They just don't care.
In short? The periodic table of elements = high school.
We also decided that chemical bonding = ELECTRON MUGGING. GIMME YO' ELECTRON OR I CUT YOU.
And sodium is the biggest goddamn whore on the periodic table. JUST BECAUSE.
The guys in my Chem class are friggin' awesome, in case you couldn't tell :D
The first column of the periodic table (the alkali metals) are all TOTAL WHORES. They'll give it up to anyone.
The second to last column (the halogens) are all crackheads. They'll do anything for JUST ONE MORE.
The last column (the noble gases) are the prudes. They're too good for everyone else.
And most of the middle are the potheads. They just don't care.
In short? The periodic table of elements = high school.
We also decided that chemical bonding = ELECTRON MUGGING. GIMME YO' ELECTRON OR I CUT YOU.
And sodium is the biggest goddamn whore on the periodic table. JUST BECAUSE.
The guys in my Chem class are friggin' awesome, in case you couldn't tell :D
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Date: 2011-10-04 02:24 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-10-04 07:34 am (UTC)If only we were taught chemistry like this when I was in school, I'm sure it would've been hella lot interesting and instructive. xD
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Date: 2011-10-04 12:06 pm (UTC)I agree with everyone else, if high schoolers were taught it this way, they'd never forget!
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Date: 2011-10-05 01:27 pm (UTC)Actually, Hydrogen is the biggest whore. :P