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Things I learned tonight in Chem class:

The first column of the periodic table (the alkali metals) are all TOTAL WHORES. They'll give it up to anyone.

The second to last column (the halogens) are all crackheads. They'll do anything for JUST ONE MORE.

The last column (the noble gases) are the prudes. They're too good for everyone else.

And most of the middle are the potheads. They just don't care.

In short? The periodic table of elements = high school.

We also decided that chemical bonding = ELECTRON MUGGING. GIMME YO' ELECTRON OR I CUT YOU.

And sodium is the biggest goddamn whore on the periodic table. JUST BECAUSE.

The guys in my Chem class are friggin' awesome, in case you couldn't tell :D

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Date: 2011-10-04 02:24 am (UTC)
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My organic professor always said Fluorine was the horniest element in the periodic table because it reacts with everything.

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Date: 2011-10-04 02:53 am (UTC)
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That icon is absolutely amazing.

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Date: 2011-10-04 07:18 am (UTC)
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And hydrogen! Total party-goer. H likes to have FON (iykwim)

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Date: 2011-10-04 07:34 am (UTC)
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Bahahaha, this is made of win! Totally made my day! XD

If only we were taught chemistry like this when I was in school, I'm sure it would've been hella lot interesting and instructive. xD

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Date: 2011-10-04 12:06 pm (UTC)
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And now you will NEVER FORGET the periodic table of elements.

I agree with everyone else, if high schoolers were taught it this way, they'd never forget!

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Date: 2011-10-05 01:27 pm (UTC)
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But what about the times when they SHARE electrons? :O The normal metals group has a tendency to do that...

Actually, Hydrogen is the biggest whore. :P

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