Chat fun!

Mar. 10th, 2008 10:31 pm
candyland: (zuko flaming)
Double post, but it's worth it. So I got into a chat with [ profile] clover_magic, and we wound up going off on a tangent about the dub-names in DC/MK. And the results...well, it's long, but they were just too much fun to NOT share.

Momo isn't allowed to make puns anymore. )

And for those who find this all teal-deer, here's our condensed list of Bad Dub Names.

And the Razzie goes to... )

Why yes, we did have a very long discussion about this. WE ARE COMMITTED TO TALKING ABOUT THESE THINGS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO! \o/ Or something...
candyland: (penguin)

And it's official: [ profile] ashleymouse and I should not be allowed out in public.

We now have an entire list of things that we've managed to ruin. This because official yesterday when we were sitting in the Cent Room eating corn dogs and pickles before Vistas rehearsal at three. Hey, I don't mock your food choices, do I? But anyway, our rampant imaginations started having some fun.

Here's a partial list of things we've managed to destroy:

- Corn dogs
- Pickles
- Ranch dressing
- Chicken
- Disney movies
- Silverware
- Christmas carols
- Alfredo sauce
- Johnny Depp
- Deer

There's more--I just can't think of them right now.

Also, we've plotted a drinking game around the movie Bloody Pit of Horror. It's pretty much the worst movie ever made--the styrofoam spider was a nice touch XP But anyway, we want to play a drinking game using that movie and Mountain Dew. Here's what we've thought so far...

Every time they say "the Crimson Executioner," take a shot of Dew.
Every time one of the girls screams, take a shot of Dew.
Every time someone dies, take a shot of Dew.
Every time someone dies and it looks really fake, take TWO shots of Dew.
Every time you find yourself wondering where the blood, the pit, and the horror are, take two shots of Dew.
Every time you get the impression that this was actually supposed to be a low-budget porno flick, but they changed their minds at the last minute, dump four Pixie Stix into your Mountain Dew and down the whole thing.

We give it about twenty minutes until we reach this level:

Mom: Why are you on the ceilin--

We're very speshul people.
candyland: (glomp)
Okay, I decided to make a separate entry for all the funny stuff said tonight because there was just so much of it.

TAKE ONE! [ profile] ashleymouse and I are watching The Little Mermaid.

*Ursula appears on screen*
Ash: She's an alto. You can tell because she's evil.
Me: ...I was going to make a crack about the tentacles, but that works too.

TAKE TWO! Ash and I went down to the Cent Room for a snack with [ profile] jewelsybear1017 and Kali. Enter weird discussion the first...

*discussing great actors*
Jewels: Johnny Depp is in my happy place
Ash: He can’t be in your happy place, he’s in my happy place
Kali: It’s fine as long as he isn’t in your happy places at the same time
Ash: Then it gets kinky!

Later, as we're discussing color personalities...

Jewels: I'm blue and orange.
Ash: Like the Chicago Bears!

TAKE THREE! As we're leaving the Cent Room and heading back to the dorms, Jewels mentions a recent news story...

Jewels: Did you hear about this guy? He got arrested for having sex with a deer carcass.
All: EWWWW!!
Kali: That's bestiality!
Ash: And necrophilia!
Jewels: But there's no law against having sex with a dead animal.
All: ...
Kali: Okay, so get him on the other charge?
Ash: How desperate does a person have to be??
Me: Yeah, really! There's this wonderful thing called masturbation, honestly!
Jewels: It's a masturbatory aide!
Kali: JEWELS!!
Ash: Good god, get a blow-up doll!
Me: ROBOSEX!! (This is a running joke in our group.)
All: *crack up*
Ash: I think the world would be a better place if people that desperate could have Robosex instead of turning to a deer carcass. In fact, if a friend of mine was that desperate, I think I'd buy them Robosex!
Me: Agreed! Or just make friends with your hand. *pause* Masturbatory aide...good grief, Jewels.

Later, as Ash and I walked back into the dorm...

Me: *singing to the tune of Mickey Mouse Club* Robosex--vibrator! Robosex--vibrator!

...we're perverts. But we're fun!!
candyland: (porn)
I love [ profile] ashleymouse to death but only because she's sitting next to me right now. She's one of my kindred spirits. There has, however, been a tiny little disagreement between us for a while: she has been claiming to have a dirtier mind than I do. Now upon hearing this claim, most of our friends smiled, laughed, and patted her on the head, but still she persisted. And she does have a dirty mind...just not as dirty as mine =)

The following discussion occurred at dinner tonight, ending the argument:

[ profile] candy__chan: *attempting to eat chicken* You know, this would be so much easier to eat if I didn’t have to peel the skin off.
[ profile] ashleymouse: That would be really funny if you were a zombie!
*laughter and merriment*
[ profile] candy__chan: You know what popped into my head when I said that?
[ profile] ashleymouse: What?
[ profile] candy__chan: Circumcision *grin*
*both of us die*

[ profile] ashleymouse: *offers me a handshake* Congratulations. I give you the dirty crown.
*several minutes spent in uproarious laughter*
[ profile] ashleymouse: I didn’t think anyone could be dirtier than me…MY LIFE IS A LIE!

We were laughing hard enough that people were STARING AT US. Not that I care, though ♥

Anyway, discussion progressed as we're waiting for LJ to pop back up. We're also talking with [ profile] jeva_chan, who claims that her dirty-mindedness pwns ours. Jeva, we sayeth unto is SO on! And we concluded that we can put our dirty minds together and create a whole new superpower, which led to our brilliant idea...

PERVERT TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE!! *press knuckles together*

I'm going to go get us a couple of pipe cleaners from the supply room in the GSLC and make us each a ring. When Ash asked what the decals on them would be, I said, "P and V." One will have a long bit that juts out, and the other will have a loop, so when we put our powers together...yeah. BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN PENIS PERVERT PLANET!!

And we now have a new favorite word: HOBOSEX. It was a typo, though. Ash totally meant to type ROBOsex.

...don't ask. Just don't.

[ profile] ashleymouse: This is my 'come hither' look. *sexy facial expression*
[ profile] candy__chan: *pretends to stand up to jump over the table at her*
[ profile] ashleymouse: *holds up hands* GO THITHER! GO THITHER!

I have awesome friends. I truly do.

Plan for tonight: do my take-home test for Methods and get it done. NaNoWriMo for a while and get several scenes on paper and out of my head (isn't it awesome how NaNoWriMo-ing is almost a verb?). Would love to get at least 3K written. Have a wine cooler, because I'm twenty-one now and I totally can! *does the cabbage patch*

EDIT: And Little Sister just got back to campus--she went shopping with a friend in a nearby city. She MSN's me with a grr smilie that's shaking its fist at the sky, and says, "I almost killed Bambi." Oh my GOD... In your face, Ash ;D
candyland: (jack)
Oh my god, another one! Been a while since I've posted one of these, huh? Yessiree, it's one of those weird chats between myself and [ profile] magic_truth. This was actually from the end of the school year, but I'd forgotten about it, and post the weirdness now with her blessing.

Without further ado...

Kudo Shinichi versus the Black Organization: The Musical/Play/Tabloid Report! )

...and that's where it stopped.

Oh oh oh--everyone behold the awesome new user-pic. My dear friend [ profile] writergurl made it, and I had to steal it for obvious reasons ♥

In other news: JEVA!! I FOUND IT!! Go here pretty please! This is where we approached the scenario that Yuusaku was the Black Org boss =D

And Rachie and I had pretty much the best exchange on the planet over the phone a little while ago. She called to ask if I wanted to go do something tomorrow. Here it is, verbatim:

Rachie: Do you wanna hang out tomorrow or something?
Me: Sure! Wanna do lunch and/or hit the mall for a while? I need to stop at Barnes and Noble.
Rachie: That'd be awesome! I'm really craving Chinese...because I'm pregnant with your baby!
Me: I told you to wear a condom, dammit!

...I love my friends. Dearly.

Oh yeah--would you believe I now have everything that I'd initially planned on posting for the fic-dump ready to rock? I'm kinda proud of myself. The scary thing is that the [ profile] 30_evil_deeds story was almost easier to write than the [ profile] 30_ways one. WHY WAS GIN EASIER TO WRITE THAN RAN AND SHINICHI? WHYYYYYYY????

EDIT: It just hit me that I still need to write/post my thing for the fic swap on [ profile] manycases1truth, and I have like ZERO ideas for it. A Hakuba/Haibara sibling take...hope [ profile] alchemy101 isn't too mad if the fic kinda stinks ~.~;;
candyland: (fangirl)
Yes, another one. [ profile] magic_truth and I had this conversation a while back. The question: What would happen if Kaito was stuck alone with Aoko's mom for a while? We never actually finished it, but it was just too much fun to not post. Beware of weirdness within ^__^ Enjoy!

Kaito vs. Aoko's Mom! )
candyland: (fangirl)
It's been quite some time since I've posted one of these--yes, all you lovely people, another one of those joyous convos between yours truly and [ profile] magic_truth. This one isn't quite as pervy as previous ones, but we had a good time. It's also nice and long. Enjoy!

In which there is Beauty and the Beast, popcorn, a burnt microwave, Shinichi and Ran, and a discussion about blue jeans, bras, and the difference between them )

It just hit me: [ profile] magic_truth, where did the popsicle go? *has visions of Shinichi hugging Ran, her turning around, and him realizing that he's just planted a bright red popsicle on the back of Ran's shirt* Oh lordy...

And for those who are going into withdrawal from our wacky hijinks in the wonderful world of AIM, I realized I have several random convos sitting in a folder on my hard-drive, just waiting to be shared with the world. So keep your eyes peeled--I'm going to try and get caught up and make a memories category for these in the near future.

Went out for chicken with [ profile] jewelsybear1017 and [ profile] thekellylynn, where we sat and just gabbed for probably two hours. Later, went on an hour and a half-long walk with Jeff and Joy. I'm exhausted, but this is the most relaxed I've been in the last couple of weeks.

Heard Today/Tonight:

Kelly: If I ever decide to have kids, I'm going to have a test-tube baby. I'll keep it in the living room for everyone to see.
Me: That's going on your quote list, right under your comment about aliens stealing the submasters...
(The submasters are the keys to the different halls in our building--if someone gets locked out, any RA can go down, get the appropriate key, and let them in. This keyring disappeared for the entire month of January. Kelly was quoted as saying, "I don't care if aliens took the keys! They need to finish their experiments and bring them back RIGHT NOW!" Kelly is my hero.)

Me: Why is it that in country songs, they always refer to their mother as Mama?
Joy: It's a regional thing.
Me: Sometimes I call my mom "Mommy." Can you imagine Queen singing that? *sings Bohemian Rhapsody* Mommy...oooooh...I didn't mean to make you cry...
Joy: *channels ABBA* I go again...

Joy and Me: *scream*
Everyone: *fall over laughing*
candyland: (Default)
Have had this one for a few days, but am only now getting around to posting it. Yup, [ profile] magic_truth and I were at it again *hides face* You know you've got a running joke going when you make a separate LJ tag just for these posts: pervy. This time, our victims weren't any of your normal couples.

Warning for any interested persons: discussion of sex parties, vibrators, and bizarre yaoi within. Possibly involving Gin and Vodka and/or Akai and Black Hats of Evil (not that such things generally seem to bother most of this fandom, just thought I'd tack it on there...)

Passions Parties and Handguns )

...shit, now I have to write that fic *headdesks* Sending the girls to a passion party, I mean. Not the Gin/Vodka thing. *pause* HAS anyone done a Gin/Vodka story before? Perhaps I should, if only to be the first!

*dot dot dot* And to think, 'twas only recently that I was able to start reading yaoi/slash without sponatenously combusting. This fandom has warped my braaaaaaaaaain ^_^
candyland: (ladies)
I apologize for the whiny-ness of the last post. I feel better now ^_^

I promised another of the lurvly conversations between myself and [ profile] magic_truth (who needs to start on [ profile] 30_kisses ASAP!!!), and lo, there is pervy-ness. This time, we gave Shinichi and Ran a rest, and I'm sure they are greatful to get a decent night's sleep for once. Now we attack sapphirestar's newest project, and give Satou and Takagi a run-around.

Hooray for Double Meanings!! ) up, Heiji and Kazuha? Theme songs? Vacation destinations?

If this does not appear in a 30 Kisses story, I will be mighty disappointed. Fortunately, I think it's assured that it will, in fact, be incorporated into one, as the Hawaii discussion is shaping up to be a Kiss for Shinichi/Ran =P Satou and Takagi are ♥♥&hearts in copious amounts!

Expect post-age later tonight. I was recently asked why I "hate" Valentine's Day so much. I know it's a week after the fact, but I'm going to lay it all out once and for all. Ciao!
candyland: (Default)
You know it's bad when you create an entirely new LJ tag just for these posts ^^;; Another random (read: naughty) conversation between [ profile] magic_truth and myself. I'm sad/proud to admit that I actually started this one off. Damn hypothetical situations...this is definitely NOT rated PG, just so everyone knows. Also, references this conversation in a couple of places. Enjoy the lengthy randomness!!!

Probably OOC, but don't care )

I know, I know...but we're fun!! Luvs to aaaaaaaall ^_____^
candyland: (ladies)
Another conversation with [ profile] magic_truth led to this. Why is it that everytime we chat, it ends up in one of these really strange chats?! I don't know, but it did. Probably would have gone on longer, 'cept I realized it was two-thirty AM, and I should probably be getting some sleep. Here ya go, random Conan-age concering a classic series line...

Shinichi's Diary: My Days in Hawaii )

And this all segued from a talk on Highly Contrived Ways to kill the characters off ^^;;
candyland: (ladies)
And now, it's time for another really bizarre chat between myself and [ profile] magic_truth. Same great series, same great pervy taste!

Ponderances on the Possible Kinks of Characters )

The link-phrase sounds official, yes?

So, the Steelers win. Yaaaaaaaay. I'm still stuck on the "magic beer fridge" commercial, as are a good number of my friends. Singlehandedly the best commercial of the Superbowl, and a source of MSN names everywhere!!

And I discovered that [ profile] writergurl has a lounge located in her cleavage. It's got a swimming pool and a pool table and a full bar with a handsome blonde Italian bartender named Giovanni. He makes an excellent apple margarita. *reaches into Cass's cleavage* Thank you, Giovanni.
candyland: (Default)
A blanket thank-you to everyone who left me a comment to my rant on Friday. They meant a lot to me, and I do feel a lot better since I got everything off my chest. *hugs* Thanks, guys!

It never fails. Whenever [ profile] magic_truth and I chat, it always ends up in this type of conversation. There are actually two convos. I'll post the second one later. This has been editted, so y'all just get the funny stuff. Here ya go, some Detective Conan perversion...

Pervy Conan Talk #1 )

Skip ahead a bit to later in the conversation...

More Perviness!! )

*snicker* We's soooooooo bad...and wait until you see the other one. I'll post that, oh, maybe tomorrow-ish.

In other news, tonight is the Holy Grail of Football. Everyone's all up in arms about their teams and who's going to win and odds and good-humored arguments...and then you've got me going, "Sooooo...who's playing again?" What can I say, I really don't care about football. I watch the Superbowl for the commercials and the halftime show...neither of which have been very good in the past few years. And because I was just asked about it: the Janet Jackson thing. It. Was. A. BOOB! Get over it!

~ Candy-chan ^_^
candyland: (brain)
Got into a nice conversation with [ profile] magic_truth on AIM last night, and this was the result. We got to discussing a potential ending to Detective Conan, and...well, this is what it turned into. AIM names have been changed to handles to protect the quasi-innocent...

Conan Book Titles )

Aren't we fun? I think we're fun people.

In other exciting news, I don't have to be to school tomorrow until about 11:45--that means I get to sleep in!! WHEE!! *does Happy Dances of Evil and Jam* Like, three extra hours of sleep-in!!

March 2012



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