A romp through the insanity patch!

First things first--UNIT PLAN DUE DATE GOT PUSHED BACK TO FRIDAY AT NOON! VICTORY!!

And it's official: ashleymouse and I should not be allowed out in public.

We now have an entire list of things that we've managed to ruin. This because official yesterday when we were sitting in the Cent Room eating corn dogs and pickles before Vistas rehearsal at three. Hey, I don't mock your food choices, do I? But anyway, our rampant imaginations started having some fun.

Here's a partial list of things we've managed to destroy:

- Corn dogs
- Pickles
- Ranch dressing
- Chicken
- Disney movies
- Silverware
- Christmas carols
- Alfredo sauce
- Johnny Depp
- Deer

There's more--I just can't think of them right now.

Also, we've plotted a drinking game around the movie Bloody Pit of Horror. It's pretty much the worst movie ever made--the styrofoam spider was a nice touch XP But anyway, we want to play a drinking game using that movie and Mountain Dew. Here's what we've thought so far...

Every time they say "the Crimson Executioner," take a shot of Dew.
Every time one of the girls screams, take a shot of Dew.
Every time someone dies, take a shot of Dew.
Every time someone dies and it looks really fake, take TWO shots of Dew.
Every time you find yourself wondering where the blood, the pit, and the horror are, take two shots of Dew.
Every time you get the impression that this was actually supposed to be a low-budget porno flick, but they changed their minds at the last minute, dump four Pixie Stix into your Mountain Dew and down the whole thing.

We give it about twenty minutes until we reach this level:

Mom: Why are you on the ceilin--
Me: I CAN TASTE COLORS!!

We're very speshul people.

I love ashleymouse to death but only because she's sitting next to me right now. She's one of my kindred spirits. There has, however, been a tiny little disagreement between us for a while: she has been claiming to have a dirtier mind than I do. Now upon hearing this claim, most of our friends smiled, laughed, and patted her on the head, but still she persisted. And she does have a dirty mind...just not as dirty as mine =)

The following discussion occurred at dinner tonight, ending the argument:

candy__chan: *attempting to eat chicken* You know, this would be so much easier to eat if I didn’t have to peel the skin off.
ashleymouse: That would be really funny if you were a zombie!
*laughter and merriment*
candy__chan: You know what popped into my head when I said that?
ashleymouse: What?
candy__chan: Circumcision *grin*
*dotdotdot*
*both of us die*
ashleymouse: *offers me a handshake* Congratulations. I give you the dirty crown.
*several minutes spent in uproarious laughter*
ashleymouse: I didn’t think anyone could be dirtier than me…MY LIFE IS A LIE!

We were laughing hard enough that people were STARING AT US. Not that I care, though ♥

Anyway, discussion progressed as we're waiting for LJ to pop back up. We're also talking with jeva_chan, who claims that her dirty-mindedness pwns ours. Jeva, we sayeth unto you...it is SO on! And we concluded that we can put our dirty minds together and create a whole new superpower, which led to our brilliant idea...

PERVERT TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE!! *press knuckles together*

I'm going to go get us a couple of pipe cleaners from the supply room in the GSLC and make us each a ring. When Ash asked what the decals on them would be, I said, "P and V." One will have a long bit that juts out, and the other will have a loop, so when we put our powers together...yeah. BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN PENIS PERVERT PLANET!!

And we now have a new favorite word: HOBOSEX. It was a typo, though. Ash totally meant to type ROBOsex.

...don't ask. Just don't.

ashleymouse: This is my 'come hither' look. *sexy facial expression*
candy__chan: *pretends to stand up to jump over the table at her*
ashleymouse: *holds up hands* GO THITHER! GO THITHER!

I have awesome friends. I truly do.

Plan for tonight: do my take-home test for Methods and get it done. NaNoWriMo for a while and get several scenes on paper and out of my head (isn't it awesome how NaNoWriMo-ing is almost a verb?). Would love to get at least 3K written. Have a wine cooler, because I'm twenty-one now and I totally can! *does the cabbage patch*

EDIT: And Little Sister just got back to campus--she went shopping with a friend in a nearby city. She MSN's me with a grr smilie that's shaking its fist at the sky, and says, "I almost killed Bambi." Oh my GOD... In your face, Ash ;D

Yes, another one. magic_truth and I had this conversation a while back. The question: What would happen if Kaito was stuck alone with Aoko's mom for a while? We never actually finished it, but it was just too much fun to not post. Beware of weirdness within ^__^ Enjoy!

( Kaito vs. Aoko's Mom! )

Have had this one for a few days, but am only now getting around to posting it. Yup, magic_truth and I were at it again *hides face* You know you've got a running joke going when you make a separate LJ tag just for these posts: pervy. This time, our victims weren't any of your normal couples.

Warning for any interested persons: discussion of sex parties, vibrators, and bizarre yaoi within. Possibly involving Gin and Vodka and/or Akai and Black Hats of Evil (not that such things generally seem to bother most of this fandom, just thought I'd tack it on there...)

( Passions Parties and Handguns )

...shit, now I have to write that fic *headdesks* Sending the girls to a passion party, I mean. Not the Gin/Vodka thing. *pause* HAS anyone done a Gin/Vodka story before? Perhaps I should, if only to be the first!

*dot dot dot* And to think, 'twas only recently that I was able to start reading yaoi/slash without sponatenously combusting. This fandom has warped my braaaaaaaaaain ^_^

You know it's bad when you create an entirely new LJ tag just for these posts ^^;; Another random (read: naughty) conversation between magic_truth and myself. I'm sad/proud to admit that I actually started this one off. Damn hypothetical situations...this is definitely NOT rated PG, just so everyone knows. Also, references this conversation in a couple of places. Enjoy the lengthy randomness!!!

( Probably OOC, but don't care )

I know, I know...but we're fun!! Luvs to aaaaaaaall ^_____^

And now, it's time for another really bizarre chat between myself and magic_truth. Same great series, same great pervy taste!

( Ponderances on the Possible Kinks of Characters )

The link-phrase sounds official, yes?

So, the Steelers win. Yaaaaaaaay. I'm still stuck on the "magic beer fridge" commercial, as are a good number of my friends. Singlehandedly the best commercial of the Superbowl, and a source of MSN names everywhere!!

And I discovered that writergurl has a lounge located in her cleavage. It's got a swimming pool and a pool table and a full bar with a handsome blonde Italian bartender named Giovanni. He makes an excellent apple margarita. *reaches into Cass's cleavage* Thank you, Giovanni.

Got into a nice conversation with magic_truth on AIM last night, and this was the result. We got to discussing a potential ending to Detective Conan, and...well, this is what it turned into. AIM names have been changed to ff.net handles to protect the quasi-innocent...

( Conan Book Titles )

Aren't we fun? I think we're fun people.

In other exciting news, I don't have to be to school tomorrow until about 11:45--that means I get to sleep in!! WHEE!! *does Happy Dances of Evil and Jam* Like, three extra hours of sleep-in!!