A romp through the insanity patch!

Double post, but it's worth it. So I got into a chat with clover_magic, and we wound up going off on a tangent about the dub-names in DC/MK. And the results...well, it's long, but they were just too much fun to NOT share.

( Momo isn't allowed to make puns anymore. )

And for those who find this all teal-deer, here's our condensed list of Bad Dub Names.

( And the Razzie goes to... )

Why yes, we did have a very long discussion about this. WE ARE COMMITTED TO TALKING ABOUT THESE THINGS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO! \o/ Or something...

This was just too awesome to NOT post here!

( In which we create the second-most disturbing mental image of Akai ever... )

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

ETA: Two seconds after I post it, I have to add this...

( Gin's going to murder you in your sleep, Candy. )

A thought that nailed me one night whilst chatting with jeva_chan and fyliwionvilyaer:

Vampires + blowjobs = ZOMG FANGS IN BAD PLACES

*bows* That is all.

And please to not be telling me that vampires can suck their fangs back up into their gums or that it somehow enhances things (O.O), because I will stick my fingers in my ears and go "LALALANOTLISTENING!" Because I'm very mature like that.

And lo, the Great Choreographer came down from On High, and He spake, and he sayeth, "Let there be spirit fingers." And there were spirit fingers, and lo, it was peppy.

...ASHLEY I AM NOT ALLOWED TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME THINK WEIRD THINGS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT INVOLVE YOUR BOOBS SO STOP INSINUATING THAT!! So how much longer do you think our "List O' Things We're Not Allowed to Discuss in Public" will get before the end of the semester?

Okay, I decided to make a separate entry for all the funny stuff said tonight because there was just so much of it.

TAKE ONE! ashleymouse and I are watching The Little Mermaid.

*Ursula appears on screen*
Ash: She's an alto. You can tell because she's evil.
Me: ...I was going to make a crack about the tentacles, but that works too.


TAKE TWO! Ash and I went down to the Cent Room for a snack with jewelsybear1017 and Kali. Enter weird discussion the first...

*discussing great actors*
Jewels: Johnny Depp is in my happy place
Ash: He can’t be in your happy place, he’s in my happy place
Kali: It’s fine as long as he isn’t in your happy places at the same time
Ash: Then it gets kinky!

Later, as we're discussing color personalities...

Jewels: I'm blue and orange.
Ash: Like the Chicago Bears!


TAKE THREE! As we're leaving the Cent Room and heading back to the dorms, Jewels mentions a recent news story...

Jewels: Did you hear about this guy? He got arrested for having sex with a deer carcass.
All: EWWWW!!
Kali: That's bestiality!
Ash: And necrophilia!
Jewels: But there's no law against having sex with a dead animal.
All: ...
Kali: Okay, so get him on the other charge?
Ash: How desperate does a person have to be??
Me: Yeah, really! There's this wonderful thing called masturbation, honestly!
Jewels: It's a masturbatory aide!
Kali: JEWELS!!
Ash: Good god, get a blow-up doll!
Me: ROBOSEX!! (This is a running joke in our group.)
All: *crack up*
Ash: I think the world would be a better place if people that desperate could have Robosex instead of turning to a deer carcass. In fact, if a friend of mine was that desperate, I think I'd buy them Robosex!
Me: Agreed! Or just make friends with your hand. *pause* Masturbatory aide...good grief, Jewels.

Later, as Ash and I walked back into the dorm...

Me: *singing to the tune of Mickey Mouse Club* Robosex--vibrator! Robosex--vibrator!

...we're perverts. But we're fun!!

There's a long running joke between writergurl and myself that she has enough room in her ample cleavage to house a good-sized lounge, complete with a pool table, a swimming pool, and a handsome blonde Italian bartender named Giovanni--he's apparently very good at what he does.

This joke pops up every once in a while--a friend asked about a certain type of drink, and I said I'd ask--and then we have this vision of her boobs ringing and her reaching into her cleavage, pulling out a telephone receiver (god only knows where that cord leads!) and answering.

But anyway, we were chatting tonight about a guy who's really being an ass and sending her some uber-mixed signals, and the following exchange occurred...

writergurl: see where I'm getting mixed signals?!?!
writergurl: UGH. DUMB BOY!
candy__chan: RAR!!! *bonks him with a mallet for you*
writergurl: lol, maybe when he's home, I'll just come on to him like a cheap hooker, and see how things go, lol
writergurl: or at least flirt shamlessly with him
candy__chan: flash him some cleavage and hope Giovanni doesn't stick his head out to offer everyone a drink?
candy__chan: ...i just gave myself the weirdest mental picture in history, not gonna lie o.o
writergurl: hahahahahaha!
writergurl: I thinkI had the same picture!
candy__chan: i'm laughing out loud right now for real.
writergurl: *giggles*
candy__chan: ...eh, what the hell *goes to immortalize on LJ*
writergurl: lol!

Anyone walking by my door probably wondered what the 'ell was so funny, 'cause I was laughing quite loudly ^___^ And does anyone else think the mood icon thing for giggly looks like it's having a seizure? o.O

Anyway, today has been quite productive. Got my room cleaned--no, Cassie, you do NOT need to alert the freakin' media! I also did laundry--PUT THE PHONE DOWN, CASS!! DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!! My bulletin board is all done, and for that I am extremely thankful =D

I watched half a dozen of my favorite episodes of Avatar: The Last Airbender, and then Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (I love that show so very, very much), and then The Little Mermaid, and Beauty and the Beast just finished, and I'm thinking about watching The Lion King. I'm just in a Disney mood tonight! *winks at articulation*

...and I must ask this, because recent conversations with people have left me incredibly disheartened. Am I the only person out there who likes pineapple in my cottage cheese?? *puppy dog eyes at everyone*

Random AIM chatty between articulation and moi...

( I want to be a stealthy crack!ninja! )

Posted because it cracked me up. Bless you, articulation, for letting me post this =D

Oh, and my writing mood has kicked back in. I'm hard at work on the plunnie for 30_nights, and may, in fact, finish it tonight. Maybe. If I don't fall asleep first *innocent face*

Yes, another one. magic_truth and I had this conversation a while back. The question: What would happen if Kaito was stuck alone with Aoko's mom for a while? We never actually finished it, but it was just too much fun to not post. Beware of weirdness within ^__^ Enjoy!

( Kaito vs. Aoko's Mom! )

For our third Conducting test, we have to pick a choral piece, teach it to the choir, and then direct it at the last concert, which is the outdoor one. So it's quote-unquote "fun music." Mrs. K is directing everyone in "Somewhere," from West Side Story. This is the one they did for All-State my senior year. *pokes* Hey, msbbt, remember that one? I despise the musical, but the arrangement is beautiful ♥

Why do I hate West Side Story, you may ask? Simple--I'm sick of it. Freshman year of high school, it was the marching band show. Sophomore year, it was the musical. Senior year, "Somewhere" was part of the All-State set (though it was partially redeemed by virtue of being a gorgeous arrangement). HATE.

Anyway, so we're doing that with large amounts of lurv. Then each of the Conducting Kids gets to do one. Sarah chose "Rockin' Jerusalem." Rev (aka Cory) picked "On the Street Where You Live." Rage picked "Come Sail Away." I picked the Moses Hogan arrangement of "The Battle of Jericho."

*pokes again* msbbt, remember that one, too? I get to conduct it now, yay!!

The run-through went a lot better than I thought it would. I remembered I had a recording of it, too, so I pulled that out and played it for everyone, and then we sight-read. We made it to the last part before the train derailed. So talked through it, ran it again, people caught on by about the second measure of it. It's really not a hard song, note-wise, but there are a lot of fast rhythms, which can make it tricky. The men's part has a little more to it than the women's, but from what I heard today, the low basses are feeling some ♥ towards the part ^__^

In other, non-choir-related news, I posted icons for this week's theme at tantei_stills. First time entry. I'm still a baby when it comes to Photoshop and making icons, so I'm not sure how they measure up to the others entered there, but oh well. Guess I'll find out =P If I place, awesome. If not, oh well, I tried.

Looking forward to break *checks another day off on the calender* Even more looking forward to spending quality time with Kat-chan, involving food and most likely discussion of anime/fics. It's just so much nicer when we can fangirl face-to-face!!

Oh, and mint_eclair pointed out in response to the Conan musical (*huggles all the lovely people who left comments*) that I have unintentionally created the Conan crack-pairing to end all Conan crack-pairings. And now the plunnies are chewing on my head and demanding I write it as OTP O_O Kat--HELP!!

Note to self: While perusing random files on my compuer, found several relatively LJ-worthy convos with magic_truth. Must post for reading enjoyment of fandom...

Have had this one for a few days, but am only now getting around to posting it. Yup, magic_truth and I were at it again *hides face* You know you've got a running joke going when you make a separate LJ tag just for these posts: pervy. This time, our victims weren't any of your normal couples.

Warning for any interested persons: discussion of sex parties, vibrators, and bizarre yaoi within. Possibly involving Gin and Vodka and/or Akai and Black Hats of Evil (not that such things generally seem to bother most of this fandom, just thought I'd tack it on there...)

( Passions Parties and Handguns )

...shit, now I have to write that fic *headdesks* Sending the girls to a passion party, I mean. Not the Gin/Vodka thing. *pause* HAS anyone done a Gin/Vodka story before? Perhaps I should, if only to be the first!

*dot dot dot* And to think, 'twas only recently that I was able to start reading yaoi/slash without sponatenously combusting. This fandom has warped my braaaaaaaaaain ^_^