A romp through the insanity patch!

So, remember how I was sort of bemoaning the fact that my last fic for 30_hugs was mutating liek whoa? Well...I finally beat it into submission.

Read that as "I finished the damn fic." All fourteen pages and 11,095 words of it!

So my claim for 30_hugs is done. The last fic can be found over here on candyfics.

Oh, and while I'm at it, did everyone get to see the video version of the Fandom Squee Heard 'Round the World? If not, there it is. Subbed and everything. I still think Toichi looks like a pirate. Or Zorro. It's the moustache that does it, really. Or maybe he's a Zorro-pirate.

Which brings up the question of who would win in combat: a Zorro-pirate or a ninja-pirate?

Also, msbbt and I had a philosophical discussion today. We live in Iowa, and we were trying to figure out if the towns are between the cornfields, or the cornfields are between the towns. For some reason, I found this to be hilarious.

Enjoy! :D *falls over sideways*

Title: Cops and Robbers
Fandom: Detective Conan
Theme: #5—collide
Pairing: Hattori Heiji/Toyama Kazuha
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I do not own Detective Conan or any related characters. They belong to Gosho Aoyama. I simply throw fruit at them, take pictures, and call it modern art. Critics love me.
Summary: It was something they would remember years down the road.

( Cops and Robbers )

Cross-posted to 30_hugs and 30 Hugs: Heiji and Kazuha.

Title: In Her Eyes
Fandom: Detective Conan
Theme: #10—just a memory
Pairing: Hattori Heiji/Toyama Kazuha
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I do not own Detective Conan or any related characters. They belong to Gosho Aoyama. I simply throw fruit at them, take pictures, and call it modern art. Critics love me.
Summary: She had found something that made him remember…

( In Your Eyes )

Cross-posted to 30_hugs and 30 Hugs: Heiji and Kazuha.

Title: Playing in the Rain
Fandom: Detective Conan
Theme: #22—????; ichi-go ichi-e
Pairing: Hattori Heiji/Toyama Kazuha
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I do not own Detective Conan or any related characters. They belong to Gosho Aoyama. I simply throw fruit at them, take pictures, and call it modern art. Critics love me.
Summary: There’s something that I’ve always wanted to try…

( Playing in the Rain )

Cross-posted to 30_hugs and 30 Hugs: Heiji and Kazuha.

Title: Discovery
Fandom: Detective Conan
Theme: #19—aurora borealis; northern lights
Pairing: Hattori Heiji/Toyama Kazuha
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I do not own Detective Conan or any related characters. They belong to Gosho Aoyama. I simply throw fruit at them, take pictures, and call it modern art. Critics love me.
Summary: Kazuha unfolded the tiny slip of paper…and her jaw dropped.

( Discovery )

Cross-posted to 30_hugs and 30 Hugs: Heiji and Kazuha.

Title: Ghost of a Chance
Fandom: Detective Conan
Theme: #13—euthanasia
Pairing: Hattori Heiji/Toyama Kazuha
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I do not own Detective Conan or any related characters. They belong to Gosho Aoyama. I simply throw fruit at them, take pictures, and call it modern art. Critics love me.
Summary: The building was allegedly haunted. But Kazuha didn’t really believe it…right?

( Ghost of a Chance )

Cross-posted to 30_hugs and 30 Hugs: Heiji and Kazuha.

Title: Rings and Rods
Fandom: Detective Conan
Theme: #25—the curtain falls
Pairing: Hattori Heiji/Toyama Kazuha
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I do not own Detective Conan or any related characters. They belong to Gosho Aoyama. I simply throw fruit at them, take pictures, and call it modern art. Critics love me.
Summary: Remodeling can be very, very dangerous.

( Rings and Rods )

Cross-posted to 30_hugs and 30 Hugs: Heij and Kazuha.

Title: Sakura
Fandom: Detective Conan
Theme: #14—somei yoshino; a type of sakura (cherry blossom)
Pairing: Hattori Heiji/Toyama Kazuha
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I do not own Detective Conan or any related characters. They belong to Gosho Aoyama. I simply throw fruit at them, take pictures, and call it modern art. Critics love me.
Summary: They were reliving a moment from the past.

( Sakura )

Cross-posted to 30_hugs and 30 Hugs: Heiji and Kazuha.

HALFWAY DONE, WHEE!!!

Title: Bathrooms Gone Bad
Fandom: Detective Conan
Theme: #17—orange; color
Pairing: Hattori Heiji/Toyama Kazuha
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I do not own Detective Conan or any related characters. They belong to Gosho Aoyama. I simply throw fruit at them, take pictures, and call it modern art. Critics love me.
Summary: When bathrooms attack, things get ugly. And wet.

( Bathrooms Gone Bad )

Cross-posted to 30_hugs and 30 Hugs: Heiji and Kazuha.

Title: A Thousand Words
Fandom: Detective Conan
Theme: #28—dust
Pairing: Hattori Heiji/Toyama Kazuha
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I do not own Detective Conan or any related characters. They belong to Gosho Aoyama. I simply throw fruit at them, take pictures, and call it modern art. Critics love me.
Summary: The ultimatum was simple. Clean out the attic…or die. Until they found something...

( A Thousand Words )

Cross-posted to 30_hugs and 30 Hugs: Heiji and Kazuha.