Phear me!!

Planet Candyland

'Candyland? I don't really have time for that psychotic, neurotic piece of shat!' (Horacio Simpson)

Religion In Candyland's World

• Candylandism 30%
  (116,048,317 believers)
• Autacoidity 5%
  (19,341,386 believers)
• Cudweedist 12%
  (46,419,327 believers)
• Executedism 18%
  (69,628,990 believers)
• Overweakity 6%
  (23,209,663 believers)
• Papposeist 19%
  (73,497,267 believers)
• Vrowity 10%
  (38,682,772 believers)

Population : 386,827,726
World Ends : 20th Sep 2029
Nuclear Capable : Bolivia, Cyprus, Laos, Mozambique, Nauru, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Venezuela, Vietnam
Nuked Countries : Cyprus, Nauru, Venezuela

Candyland's Wrath!!

• Candyland displayed His almighty wrath by intimidating two old local grannies Maureen Deacon and Abigail Poldervaart on their way to bingo one late autumn's night. The women are apparently trying to take legal action against the Creator.


• In a complete rage God began hailing plastic drink cups onto Luxembourg as a warning of His Divine Wrath and Ultimate Strength.


• 'Anyone who annoyeth God in the next 24 hours shall be extradited to Yemen where they will be forced to stitch underwear for God with a measley wage for all of eternity!

The Anti-Candyland

God's arch nemesis was Lavera Brin a deplorable 57-year-old woman from Saint Vincent And The Grenadines.

The Saviour

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's Larue Tinker the Holy Son of Candyland. He has come to make peace on earth by taping everyones legs together so that no-one can become involved in running battles! Hurrah!

This is the End

In a rather bizzare incident every sewage system in the world exploded simulatenously leading to everyone dying of shat poisioning.

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Phear me!!

Planet Candyland

'Candyland? I don't really have time for that psychotic, neurotic piece of shat!' (Horacio Simpson)

Religion In Candyland's World

• Candylandism 30%
  (116,048,317 believers)
• Autacoidity 5%
  (19,341,386 believers)
• Cudweedist 12%
  (46,419,327 believers)
• Executedism 18%
  (69,628,990 believers)
• Overweakity 6%
  (23,209,663 believers)
• Papposeist 19%
  (73,497,267 believers)
• Vrowity 10%
  (38,682,772 believers)

Population : 386,827,726
World Ends : 20th Sep 2029
Nuclear Capable : Bolivia, Cyprus, Laos, Mozambique, Nauru, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Venezuela, Vietnam
Nuked Countries : Cyprus, Nauru, Venezuela

Candyland's Wrath!!

• Candyland displayed His almighty wrath by intimidating two old local grannies Maureen Deacon and Abigail Poldervaart on their way to bingo one late autumn's night. The women are apparently trying to take legal action against the Creator.


• In a complete rage God began hailing plastic drink cups onto Luxembourg as a warning of His Divine Wrath and Ultimate Strength.


• 'Anyone who annoyeth God in the next 24 hours shall be extradited to Yemen where they will be forced to stitch underwear for God with a measley wage for all of eternity!

The Anti-Candyland

God's arch nemesis was Lavera Brin a deplorable 57-year-old woman from Saint Vincent And The Grenadines.

The Saviour

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's Larue Tinker the Holy Son of Candyland. He has come to make peace on earth by taping everyones legs together so that no-one can become involved in running battles! Hurrah!

This is the End

In a rather bizzare incident every sewage system in the world exploded simulatenously leading to everyone dying of shat poisioning.

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Phear me, for I am GOD!!! Luvs to all #^^#

Fun with AIM #^^#

Got into a nice conversation with magic_truth on AIM last night, and this was the result. We got to discussing a potential ending to Detective Conan, and...well, this is what it turned into. AIM names have been changed to ff.net handles to protect the quasi-innocent...

( Conan Book Titles )

Aren't we fun? I think we're fun people.

In other exciting news, I don't have to be to school tomorrow until about 11:45--that means I get to sleep in!! WHEE!! *does Happy Dances of Evil and Jam* Like, three extra hours of sleep-in!!

Fun with AIM #^^#

Got into a nice conversation with magic_truth on AIM last night, and this was the result. We got to discussing a potential ending to Detective Conan, and...well, this is what it turned into. AIM names have been changed to ff.net handles to protect the quasi-innocent...

( Conan Book Titles )

Aren't we fun? I think we're fun people.

In other exciting news, I don't have to be to school tomorrow until about 11:45--that means I get to sleep in!! WHEE!! *does Happy Dances of Evil and Jam* Like, three extra hours of sleep-in!!