Children's TV musings...

Yet another moment of utter randomness that hit me while I was watching Blue's Clues and knitting. Absolutely no correlation there, but that's what I was doing...

*Blue sings her little song and jumps into the picture*
Steve: Blue just skiddooed into that picture of a jungle! Let's go too!
Steve runs over and does his little dance and sings off-key and is sucked into the picture*
Steve: It's a jungle. And look--animals!
*Blue is standing behind several hungry-looking lions*
Blue: Arf arf arf arf! (Translation: Kill the idiot!)
*The lions pounce on Steve and eat him*

Now, the alternate version of this would be that they already ate Blue by the time Steve got through the picture...I have absolutely no idea where this came from, but I had to get it out of my head before it caused me severe psychological harm X_X

...and behold, the reason that I should not go into children's television. I would probably scar some poor child for life. And the sad part is that Blue's Clues is not really bad viewing. By comparison, anyway. I'm actually rather fond of it.

Disturbedly yours,
~ Candy-chan ^^;;

Children's TV musings...

Yet another moment of utter randomness that hit me while I was watching Blue's Clues and knitting. Absolutely no correlation there, but that's what I was doing...

*Blue sings her little song and jumps into the picture*
Steve: Blue just skiddooed into that picture of a jungle! Let's go too!
Steve runs over and does his little dance and sings off-key and is sucked into the picture*
Steve: It's a jungle. And look--animals!
*Blue is standing behind several hungry-looking lions*
Blue: Arf arf arf arf! (Translation: Kill the idiot!)
*The lions pounce on Steve and eat him*

Now, the alternate version of this would be that they already ate Blue by the time Steve got through the picture...I have absolutely no idea where this came from, but I had to get it out of my head before it caused me severe psychological harm X_X

...and behold, the reason that I should not go into children's television. I would probably scar some poor child for life. And the sad part is that Blue's Clues is not really bad viewing. By comparison, anyway. I'm actually rather fond of it.

Disturbedly yours,
~ Candy-chan ^^;;

Complaint

Okay, I've kinda held my tongue about this, but it's been bugging me for quite a while, and I really need to get it off my chest.

Attention to various people I know who shall remain nameless: My viewing enjoyment of a movie or television series does NOT hinge entirely upon whether or not that movie or TV show has "hot guys" in it. Nor is it fair of you to assume that by crowing about said "hot guys" I will automatically be interested, and then get all offended when I don't really care.

There are a couple of people who I love and cherish dearly who simply cannot seem to get it through their heads that simply having a "hot guy" in a movie will not make me immediately want to rush out and watch that movie. That's not to say I don't like to look--I like to look as much as the next fangirl. But whether or not I will enjoy the movie is not solely based on that one factor.

As many of you know, my favorite actor is Johnny Depp. Yes, he is quite easy on the eyes. But--news flash--the man can act. The movies are usually very good, and quite interesting in terms of plot and development. Ergo, they have my attention, and not just because Mr. Depp is good-looking. The fact that he is good-looking does not hurt, and as when I saw Secret Window, it gave me something to focus on after we'd pegged the ending twenty minutes into the show. But I went because I thought it looked interesting. Too bad I was very wrong, but that's life.

And the worst part is that I have told them this, and yet every single bloody time they ask me to watch something (one in particular is guilty of this), when I ask why I should, the first words out of her mouth are inevitably, "Because [insert actor's name here] is so hot!" And I inevitably reply, "If that's all you've got, no thanks." And then they're all confused and upset with me. Bratty One, give me a storyline before you ramble about how gorgeous the leading man is, please!

Hot guys are fine. Johnny Depp is also fine. But they are not a prerequisite to my viewing enjoyment or lack thereof. I'd rather have a plot first, and perhaps some interesting characters. And please listen when I tell you this for the umpteenth time, because I'm really getting sick of repeating myself.

Thank you.

Complaint

Okay, I've kinda held my tongue about this, but it's been bugging me for quite a while, and I really need to get it off my chest.

Attention to various people I know who shall remain nameless: My viewing enjoyment of a movie or television series does NOT hinge entirely upon whether or not that movie or TV show has "hot guys" in it. Nor is it fair of you to assume that by crowing about said "hot guys" I will automatically be interested, and then get all offended when I don't really care.

There are a couple of people who I love and cherish dearly who simply cannot seem to get it through their heads that simply having a "hot guy" in a movie will not make me immediately want to rush out and watch that movie. That's not to say I don't like to look--I like to look as much as the next fangirl. But whether or not I will enjoy the movie is not solely based on that one factor.

As many of you know, my favorite actor is Johnny Depp. Yes, he is quite easy on the eyes. But--news flash--the man can act. The movies are usually very good, and quite interesting in terms of plot and development. Ergo, they have my attention, and not just because Mr. Depp is good-looking. The fact that he is good-looking does not hurt, and as when I saw Secret Window, it gave me something to focus on after we'd pegged the ending twenty minutes into the show. But I went because I thought it looked interesting. Too bad I was very wrong, but that's life.

And the worst part is that I have told them this, and yet every single bloody time they ask me to watch something (one in particular is guilty of this), when I ask why I should, the first words out of her mouth are inevitably, "Because [insert actor's name here] is so hot!" And I inevitably reply, "If that's all you've got, no thanks." And then they're all confused and upset with me. Bratty One, give me a storyline before you ramble about how gorgeous the leading man is, please!

Hot guys are fine. Johnny Depp is also fine. But they are not a prerequisite to my viewing enjoyment or lack thereof. I'd rather have a plot first, and perhaps some interesting characters. And please listen when I tell you this for the umpteenth time, because I'm really getting sick of repeating myself.

Thank you.