My icon is actually rather appropriate~

Things I learned tonight in Chem class:

The first column of the periodic table (the alkali metals) are all TOTAL WHORES. They'll give it up to anyone.

The second to last column (the halogens) are all crackheads. They'll do anything for JUST ONE MORE.

The last column (the noble gases) are the prudes. They're too good for everyone else.

And most of the middle are the potheads. They just don't care.

In short? The periodic table of elements = high school.

We also decided that chemical bonding = ELECTRON MUGGING. GIMME YO' ELECTRON OR I CUT YOU.

And sodium is the biggest goddamn whore on the periodic table. JUST BECAUSE.

The guys in my Chem class are friggin' awesome, in case you couldn't tell :D