Oh god, this made me laugh out loud :D
Oct. 7th, 2008 08:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
candylandThe upcoming presidential election is a big topic right now, and rightfully so. But I was just chatting with pyro_o, and we have come up with the perfect government body. Seriously, these are the people who should be in office and lead our country!
Candyland1030 (8:37:57 PM): There have also been elections, I've heard, where both candidates have been so bad that Mickey Mouse and Scooby-Doo have gotten actual percentages on the write-in.
Osakaxchan (8:38:01 PM): OH GOD.
Osakaxchan (8:38:02 PM): O.O;
Candyland1030 (8:38:07 PM): SCOOBY-DOO FOR PRESIDENT!
Osakaxchan (8:38:11 PM): WHOOOOOOOOO
Osakaxchan (8:38:24 PM): imagine, Mickey Mouse as President of the USA.
Osakaxchan (8:38:25 PM): XDD
Osakaxchan (8:38:31 PM): that's fricken awesome.
Osakaxchan (8:38:32 PM): 8D
Candyland1030 (8:38:41 PM): There's a whole Eddie Izzard sketch about how Scooby-Doo is such an international symbol that you can just say the name in other countries, and everyone's like "YAAAAAAY!"
Osakaxchan (8:38:44 PM): XDDDD
Osakaxchan (8:38:52 PM): that's very true
Osakaxchan (8:38:57 PM): someday
Osakaxchan (8:39:05 PM): I'll nominate Cookie Monster for President.
Osakaxchan (8:39:12 PM): (as soon as he gets back on cookies).
Osakaxchan (8:39:12 PM): XD
Candyland1030 (8:39:21 PM): His platform: lower taxes and free cookies for everyone!
Osakaxchan (8:39:23 PM): ..ME
Osakaxchan (8:39:28 PM): ME ACCEPT THE NOMINATION-
Osakaxchan (8:39:33 PM): IS DAT COOKIE?!
Osakaxchan (8:39:34 PM): XDD
Osakaxchan (8:39:47 PM): I can see that.
Candyland1030 (8:39:48 PM): OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
Osakaxchan (8:39:50 PM): 8DDDDD
Osakaxchan (8:39:53 PM): >D
Osakaxchan (8:39:58 PM): that'll teach Washington.
Osakaxchan (8:39:59 PM): XD
Candyland1030 (8:40:06 PM): ...WAS DAT MICROPHONE EXPENSIVE? OH, ME SORRY...
Osakaxchan (8:40:18 PM): OM NOM NOM NOM
Osakaxchan (8:40:19 PM): OH
Osakaxchan (8:40:21 PM): LOOKIT DAT
Osakaxchan (8:40:28 PM): SOLID STEEL. DIS BE CHALLENGE.
Osakaxchan (8:40:30 PM): OM NOM NOM NOM
Osakaxchan (8:40:31 PM): XDD
Candyland1030 (8:41:01 PM): ...I might have to post this chat on LJ, just so you know.
Osakaxchan (8:41:04 PM): *cackles*
Osakaxchan (8:41:07 PM): I'd be proud.
Osakaxchan (8:41:11 PM): oh OH
Osakaxchan (8:41:17 PM): and if he needs to speak with the Senate or sthg
Osakaxchan (8:41:20 PM): I...
Osakaxchan (8:41:22 PM): ME.
Osakaxchan (8:41:24 PM): ME...
Osakaxchan (8:41:27 PM): WHAT DAT WORD AGAIN?
Osakaxchan (8:41:33 PM): secretary: "veto!"
Osakaxchan (8:41:34 PM): OH.
Osakaxchan (8:41:37 PM): ME VETO DIS BILL
Osakaxchan (8:41:40 PM): BECAUSE
Osakaxchan (8:41:45 PM): BECAUSE IT RAISES TAX ON COOKIES.
Osakaxchan (8:41:48 PM): DAT NOT GOOD.
Osakaxchan (8:41:52 PM): *eats bill*
Osakaxchan (8:41:56 PM): OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Osakaxchan (8:42:08 PM): and if he needs to go international for a peace talk
Osakaxchan (8:42:13 PM): WE TRADE WITH YOU.
Osakaxchan (8:42:17 PM): WE TRADE COOKIES WITH YOU.
Osakaxchan (8:42:17 PM): YOU
Osakaxchan (8:42:24 PM): YOU IMPORT YOUR COOKIES. WE IMPORT YOUR OIL.
Osakaxchan (8:42:27 PM): GOOD GOODGOOD.
Osakaxchan (8:42:31 PM): ...COOKIE?
Osakaxchan (8:42:33 PM): 8D;
Osakaxchan (8:42:40 PM): that's what it would look like.
Candyland1030 (8:43:31 PM): ...here, please have my kidneys. They work beautifully, I assure you. And also this baby. I maded it for you out of cookies.
Osakaxchan (8:43:46 PM): ......COOKIEEEEEEEEE.
Osakaxchan (8:43:49 PM): XD
Osakaxchan (8:43:51 PM): OHH
Osakaxchan (8:43:52 PM): DAT GOOD.
Osakaxchan (8:43:54 PM): SEE
Osakaxchan (8:43:56 PM): SEE AMERICA
Osakaxchan (8:44:00 PM): ENJOY YOUR COOKIES.
Osakaxchan (8:44:02 PM): GOOD NIGHT.
Osakaxchan (8:44:05 PM): *eats camera*
Osakaxchan (8:44:08 PM): OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Candyland1030 (8:44:09 PM): Who would be his running mate?
Osakaxchan (8:44:12 PM): ...ELMO.
Osakaxchan (8:44:14 PM): >
Osakaxchan (8:44:16 PM): or ernie.
Candyland1030 (8:44:19 PM): I was going to say Big Bird~
Osakaxchan (8:44:24 PM): ernie could be his running mate
Osakaxchan (8:44:26 PM): OH DEAR GOD.
Osakaxchan (8:44:26 PM): XDD
Osakaxchan (8:44:38 PM): ernie would be like sarah palin.
Osakaxchan (8:44:41 PM): but maybe worse.
Candyland1030 (8:44:48 PM): DO NOT COMPARE ERNIE TO THAT THING.
Osakaxchan (8:44:53 PM): I think we can reform this country- OH LOOK A PUPPY.
Osakaxchan (8:44:55 PM): ....pont.
Osakaxchan (8:44:56 PM): :x
Osakaxchan (8:45:07 PM): but he'd be really REALLY ADD>
Osakaxchan (8:45:08 PM): XD
Candyland1030 (8:45:26 PM): Elmo think the Senate should all play together!
Osakaxchan (8:45:30 PM): XDDDDD
Osakaxchan (8:45:33 PM): YEAH RIGHT
Osakaxchan (8:45:37 PM): LIKE THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
Osakaxchan (8:45:50 PM): I can see ernie as the house speaker. can't you?
Osakaxchan (8:45:51 PM): XDDDDDd
Osakaxchan (8:45:54 PM): LOOK
Osakaxchan (8:45:55 PM): NO
Osakaxchan (8:45:55 PM): LOOK
Osakaxchan (8:45:57 PM): EVERYBODY
Osakaxchan (8:45:58 PM): PLEASE
Osakaxchan (8:46:02 PM): WE SHOULD ALL BE VERY VERY CALM
Candyland1030 (8:46:03 PM): BEEEEERT! HEEEEEEEELP!
Osakaxchan (8:46:07 PM): XDDDDDD
Osakaxchan (8:46:13 PM): and bert just storms in
Osakaxchan (8:46:15 PM): dear god
Osakaxchan (8:46:17 PM): this needs to be ficced.
Osakaxchan (8:46:18 PM): XD
Osakaxchan (8:46:24 PM): imagine.
Candyland1030 (8:46:31 PM): I am documenting this segment of chat on my LJ, just so you know.
Osakaxchan (8:46:33 PM): OMG
Osakaxchan (8:46:34 PM): XD
Osakaxchan (8:46:36 PM): KERMIT.
Osakaxchan (8:46:38 PM): KERMIT.
Osakaxchan (8:46:39 PM): 8D
Osakaxchan (8:46:50 PM): Kermit could be the Secretary of Defense.
Osakaxchan (8:46:52 PM): he'd SUCK.
Osakaxchan (8:46:53 PM): XD
Osakaxchan (8:46:58 PM): or Executive Secretariat
Osakaxchan (8:46:58 PM): 8DD
Candyland1030 (8:47:18 PM): Miss Piggy would be the Secretary of Defense. "Are you attacking moi? HIIIIIIYA! *KARATE CHOP*"
Osakaxchan (8:47:24 PM): OMGYES.
Osakaxchan (8:47:27 PM): XDD
Osakaxchan (8:47:31 PM): *HAIR FLIP*
Osakaxchan (8:47:37 PM): OH KERMIIIIIIT~
Osakaxchan (8:47:37 PM): XD
Candyland1030 (8:47:43 PM): *SNOOGLES THE SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY*
Osakaxchan (8:47:46 PM): XDDDD
Candyland1030 (8:47:51 PM): AND KERMIT'S ALL "NUUUU!"
Osakaxchan (8:47:55 PM): the swedish chef would be the minister of agriculture or sthg
Osakaxchan (8:47:59 PM): and be throwing around all his papers
Osakaxchan (8:48:01 PM): humming his little song
Candyland1030 (8:48:05 PM): Bork bork bork!
Osakaxchan (8:48:05 PM): and poking kermit's nose
Osakaxchan (8:48:11 PM): AND NOWSCHEN BORKEN
Osakaxchan (8:48:12 PM): XD
Osakaxchan (8:48:16 PM): god
Osakaxchan (8:48:20 PM): and omgomg scooter
Osakaxchan (8:48:21 PM): XD
Osakaxchan (8:48:31 PM): andandand
Osakaxchan (8:48:31 PM): XD
Osakaxchan (8:48:33 PM): gaah
Osakaxchan (8:48:38 PM): it'd be fricken awesome.
...I'd vote for him! *KILLED REPEATEDLY*
pyro_o, and we have come up with the perfect government body. Seriously, these are the people who should be in office and lead our country!Candyland1030 (8:37:57 PM): There have also been elections, I've heard, where both candidates have been so bad that Mickey Mouse and Scooby-Doo have gotten actual percentages on the write-in.
Osakaxchan (8:38:01 PM): OH GOD.
Osakaxchan (8:38:02 PM): O.O;
Candyland1030 (8:38:07 PM): SCOOBY-DOO FOR PRESIDENT!
Osakaxchan (8:38:11 PM): WHOOOOOOOOO
Osakaxchan (8:38:24 PM): imagine, Mickey Mouse as President of the USA.
Osakaxchan (8:38:25 PM): XDD
Osakaxchan (8:38:31 PM): that's fricken awesome.
Osakaxchan (8:38:32 PM): 8D
Candyland1030 (8:38:41 PM): There's a whole Eddie Izzard sketch about how Scooby-Doo is such an international symbol that you can just say the name in other countries, and everyone's like "YAAAAAAY!"
Osakaxchan (8:38:44 PM): XDDDD
Osakaxchan (8:38:52 PM): that's very true
Osakaxchan (8:38:57 PM): someday
Osakaxchan (8:39:05 PM): I'll nominate Cookie Monster for President.
Osakaxchan (8:39:12 PM): (as soon as he gets back on cookies).
Osakaxchan (8:39:12 PM): XD
Candyland1030 (8:39:21 PM): His platform: lower taxes and free cookies for everyone!
Osakaxchan (8:39:23 PM): ..ME
Osakaxchan (8:39:28 PM): ME ACCEPT THE NOMINATION-
Osakaxchan (8:39:33 PM): IS DAT COOKIE?!
Osakaxchan (8:39:34 PM): XDD
Osakaxchan (8:39:47 PM): I can see that.
Candyland1030 (8:39:48 PM): OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
Osakaxchan (8:39:50 PM): 8DDDDD
Osakaxchan (8:39:53 PM): >D
Osakaxchan (8:39:58 PM): that'll teach Washington.
Osakaxchan (8:39:59 PM): XD
Candyland1030 (8:40:06 PM): ...WAS DAT MICROPHONE EXPENSIVE? OH, ME SORRY...
Osakaxchan (8:40:18 PM): OM NOM NOM NOM
Osakaxchan (8:40:19 PM): OH
Osakaxchan (8:40:21 PM): LOOKIT DAT
Osakaxchan (8:40:28 PM): SOLID STEEL. DIS BE CHALLENGE.
Osakaxchan (8:40:30 PM): OM NOM NOM NOM
Osakaxchan (8:40:31 PM): XDD
Candyland1030 (8:41:01 PM): ...I might have to post this chat on LJ, just so you know.
Osakaxchan (8:41:04 PM): *cackles*
Osakaxchan (8:41:07 PM): I'd be proud.
Osakaxchan (8:41:11 PM): oh OH
Osakaxchan (8:41:17 PM): and if he needs to speak with the Senate or sthg
Osakaxchan (8:41:20 PM): I...
Osakaxchan (8:41:22 PM): ME.
Osakaxchan (8:41:24 PM): ME...
Osakaxchan (8:41:27 PM): WHAT DAT WORD AGAIN?
Osakaxchan (8:41:33 PM): secretary: "veto!"
Osakaxchan (8:41:34 PM): OH.
Osakaxchan (8:41:37 PM): ME VETO DIS BILL
Osakaxchan (8:41:40 PM): BECAUSE
Osakaxchan (8:41:45 PM): BECAUSE IT RAISES TAX ON COOKIES.
Osakaxchan (8:41:48 PM): DAT NOT GOOD.
Osakaxchan (8:41:52 PM): *eats bill*
Osakaxchan (8:41:56 PM): OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Osakaxchan (8:42:08 PM): and if he needs to go international for a peace talk
Osakaxchan (8:42:13 PM): WE TRADE WITH YOU.
Osakaxchan (8:42:17 PM): WE TRADE COOKIES WITH YOU.
Osakaxchan (8:42:17 PM): YOU
Osakaxchan (8:42:24 PM): YOU IMPORT YOUR COOKIES. WE IMPORT YOUR OIL.
Osakaxchan (8:42:27 PM): GOOD GOODGOOD.
Osakaxchan (8:42:31 PM): ...COOKIE?
Osakaxchan (8:42:33 PM): 8D;
Osakaxchan (8:42:40 PM): that's what it would look like.
Candyland1030 (8:43:31 PM): ...here, please have my kidneys. They work beautifully, I assure you. And also this baby. I maded it for you out of cookies.
Osakaxchan (8:43:46 PM): ......COOKIEEEEEEEEE.
Osakaxchan (8:43:49 PM): XD
Osakaxchan (8:43:51 PM): OHH
Osakaxchan (8:43:52 PM): DAT GOOD.
Osakaxchan (8:43:54 PM): SEE
Osakaxchan (8:43:56 PM): SEE AMERICA
Osakaxchan (8:44:00 PM): ENJOY YOUR COOKIES.
Osakaxchan (8:44:02 PM): GOOD NIGHT.
Osakaxchan (8:44:05 PM): *eats camera*
Osakaxchan (8:44:08 PM): OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Candyland1030 (8:44:09 PM): Who would be his running mate?
Osakaxchan (8:44:12 PM): ...ELMO.
Osakaxchan (8:44:14 PM): >
Osakaxchan (8:44:16 PM): or ernie.
Candyland1030 (8:44:19 PM): I was going to say Big Bird~
Osakaxchan (8:44:24 PM): ernie could be his running mate
Osakaxchan (8:44:26 PM): OH DEAR GOD.
Osakaxchan (8:44:26 PM): XDD
Osakaxchan (8:44:38 PM): ernie would be like sarah palin.
Osakaxchan (8:44:41 PM): but maybe worse.
Candyland1030 (8:44:48 PM): DO NOT COMPARE ERNIE TO THAT THING.
Osakaxchan (8:44:53 PM): I think we can reform this country- OH LOOK A PUPPY.
Osakaxchan (8:44:55 PM): ....pont.
Osakaxchan (8:44:56 PM): :x
Osakaxchan (8:45:07 PM): but he'd be really REALLY ADD>
Osakaxchan (8:45:08 PM): XD
Candyland1030 (8:45:26 PM): Elmo think the Senate should all play together!
Osakaxchan (8:45:30 PM): XDDDDD
Osakaxchan (8:45:33 PM): YEAH RIGHT
Osakaxchan (8:45:37 PM): LIKE THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
Osakaxchan (8:45:50 PM): I can see ernie as the house speaker. can't you?
Osakaxchan (8:45:51 PM): XDDDDDd
Osakaxchan (8:45:54 PM): LOOK
Osakaxchan (8:45:55 PM): NO
Osakaxchan (8:45:55 PM): LOOK
Osakaxchan (8:45:57 PM): EVERYBODY
Osakaxchan (8:45:58 PM): PLEASE
Osakaxchan (8:46:02 PM): WE SHOULD ALL BE VERY VERY CALM
Candyland1030 (8:46:03 PM): BEEEEERT! HEEEEEEEELP!
Osakaxchan (8:46:07 PM): XDDDDDD
Osakaxchan (8:46:13 PM): and bert just storms in
Osakaxchan (8:46:15 PM): dear god
Osakaxchan (8:46:17 PM): this needs to be ficced.
Osakaxchan (8:46:18 PM): XD
Osakaxchan (8:46:24 PM): imagine.
Candyland1030 (8:46:31 PM): I am documenting this segment of chat on my LJ, just so you know.
Osakaxchan (8:46:33 PM): OMG
Osakaxchan (8:46:34 PM): XD
Osakaxchan (8:46:36 PM): KERMIT.
Osakaxchan (8:46:38 PM): KERMIT.
Osakaxchan (8:46:39 PM): 8D
Osakaxchan (8:46:50 PM): Kermit could be the Secretary of Defense.
Osakaxchan (8:46:52 PM): he'd SUCK.
Osakaxchan (8:46:53 PM): XD
Osakaxchan (8:46:58 PM): or Executive Secretariat
Osakaxchan (8:46:58 PM): 8DD
Candyland1030 (8:47:18 PM): Miss Piggy would be the Secretary of Defense. "Are you attacking moi? HIIIIIIYA! *KARATE CHOP*"
Osakaxchan (8:47:24 PM): OMGYES.
Osakaxchan (8:47:27 PM): XDD
Osakaxchan (8:47:31 PM): *HAIR FLIP*
Osakaxchan (8:47:37 PM): OH KERMIIIIIIT~
Osakaxchan (8:47:37 PM): XD
Candyland1030 (8:47:43 PM): *SNOOGLES THE SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY*
Osakaxchan (8:47:46 PM): XDDDD
Candyland1030 (8:47:51 PM): AND KERMIT'S ALL "NUUUU!"
Osakaxchan (8:47:55 PM): the swedish chef would be the minister of agriculture or sthg
Osakaxchan (8:47:59 PM): and be throwing around all his papers
Osakaxchan (8:48:01 PM): humming his little song
Candyland1030 (8:48:05 PM): Bork bork bork!
Osakaxchan (8:48:05 PM): and poking kermit's nose
Osakaxchan (8:48:11 PM): AND NOWSCHEN BORKEN
Osakaxchan (8:48:12 PM): XD
Osakaxchan (8:48:16 PM): god
Osakaxchan (8:48:20 PM): and omgomg scooter
Osakaxchan (8:48:21 PM): XD
Osakaxchan (8:48:31 PM): andandand
Osakaxchan (8:48:31 PM): XD
Osakaxchan (8:48:33 PM): gaah
Osakaxchan (8:48:38 PM): it'd be fricken awesome.
...I'd vote for him! *KILLED REPEATEDLY*