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[candyland]

Stolen from ickaimp when I was stalking her LJ for fics looking to see if she'd posted any new fics on there, thought it looked kind of interesting...

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -good or bad- BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Knowing some of my friends, if they respond, this could get very, very naughty and perverted interesting *grin*

Comments

[writergurl.livejournal.com]

no, I've been involved with the dip all along, but I'm no substitute for the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and I don't care who knows it!

[writergurl.livejournal.com]

oh...*blushes*

YOU"RE JUST JEALOUS!!!

[writergurl.livejournal.com]

but the zebras are the whole POINT of the matter!

[writergurl.livejournal.com]

corn on the cob...is THAT what it's called these days? Although, I guess it's better to have corn on the cob than corn OFF the cob, because lord only knows where THAT's been. And I've heard that emus like corn, but can't resist CREAMED corn for a moment. Just a little tidbit I picked up while I was in Portugal that last time with the flying sock monster.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Now what kind of a message is that sending to the pineapple?

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Except the mermaids take extreme offense to this. You should be more careful when dealing with the thongs, they never do what you want them to.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

How'd you guess?

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

And then he swelled up and blew away, away, far far away...and the poor students were left without any cheese to go on their balogna, the poor dears...

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I always wonder what the corn did to deserve being creamed. Why did someone cream it? Did the corn look at someone's girlfriend wrong or something? And why did they cream it instead of just punching it in the face or something?

What have I told you about the flying sock monster? It only wants you for your jelly beans!!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

No, no, no--you're thinking of the African zebras. I'm talking about the European zebras!! They like to carry coconuts and leave them in strange places!!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Do not question me and my almighty taco powers!!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Or the zucchini incident. We do NOT speak of the zucchini incident, especially in the presence of small children. Man, was he torqued...

[ulfstormbringer.livejournal.com]

Sorry about deleting that gem, I just mislooked at the page and thought that I had screwed up. You should have that in your email(I hope) if so repost it for me.
Thanks.

[ulfstormbringer.livejournal.com]

And yet somehow this all still fits in with the "Octopus". yes, he likes "creamed corn" too I hear.
I still don't understand why some creatures refuse to worship it.

[writergurl.livejournal.com]

like that time I found a coconut in my pillowcase...I was WONDERING how it got there without disturbing the dandylions.

[writergurl.livejournal.com]

I"m more of a bikini style myself...I've had some short words with the thongs, but you know all about that. I mean, you were standing in the third row...

[writergurl.livejournal.com]

if anyone has taco powers around here, it's ME!

[writergurl.livejournal.com]

because he chooses to rule by fear, and nobody can respect that. All hail the silly puddy!

[ulfstormbringer.livejournal.com]

Ninja pirates!?o.O That's something that just can't be beat without high explosives!