A romp through the insanity patch!

Oh, who could forget this? Remember that time we got really really bored, so we bought a bunch of ice cream and spent the entire day watching Inuyasha straight through with subtitles? Then we started playing the the dubbing the game with it cause we got bored XD. Wow, I never knew that Shippo thought like that o_O. Then we got as far as I owned and we started making up the ending, lol. I can't believe how many people we killed off. And I wouldn't let you kill Miroku or Sango, hee hee. Weren't they the only ones left when we were done? Good times.

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Yeah, we're just a couple of wild and crazy kids, aren't we? No holds barred, the world is our oyster, bring it on!!!

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Heh. Just remembering crazy times. How about the time when we were suffering from sleep deprevation with

writergurl and we decided to go out to see what trouble we could find?
I don't remember much after that except for the fact it took well over 30 cops to subdue us. Fun times.

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Only thirty? It seemed like more at the time...and that damn Mace nearly melted my contact lenses to my eyeballs...boy, the parents weren't too thrilled. But you know what they say:

A friend will come and bail you out of a jail. A true friend will be sitting right there next to you, saying, "That was fuckin' awesome!! ...what do we do now?"

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sorry about the mace, I didn't recognise you with the blue paint all over your face...if I had known it was you, I would have told Mike to go ahead and throw the bowling pins to YOU, instead of trying to catch them myself while I was knee deep in green jello.

Oh well. It's in the past, right?

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I don't know how much good it would have done to throw the bowling pins to me. I mean, what with the starving camel trying to chew on my kneecaps...I was a bit distracted!!!

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Hey, here's another one! Remember that time we decided to go cow tipping, but we couldn't find any cows so we started tipping over people's cars in the parking lot? Heh, Weber was so mad...

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He really should have been impressed, though. Does he know how hard it was to get that thing flipped over? Onto the ROOF?? Man, he really should have been applauding our ingenuity and upper body strength, not freaking out 'cause we touched his BMW...honestly...that man is so uptight...

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Ah, such sweet memories. Do you remember that one time at choir camp when we went to the choir room and got lost? I mean, it was the blind leading the blind... You were blindfolded and I was high... and then we played the piano with our toes because we were too busy eating chicken nuggets. I love chicken nuggets... and Doritos...

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but if you had the bowling pins, you could have used them to bludgeon the camel into submission, then had him carry you away from those 30 cops! I mean, I dont want to sit and play the blame game, but you really blew it that time. Did Mike ever find his socks?

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Okay, fine, so I made a mistake! But can you blame me? I mean, it was stepping on a turkey! And no, I don't think he ever found his socks--the pigs. You know all about the pigs. And then the Cereal Killer murdered Toucan Sam!! Can you really blame me for not beating the camel?

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I completely forgot about that damned turkey! Granted, he was only trying to help, but just because he knew how to sing the national anthem for Brazil didn't mean he was very stealthy when it came to those pigs. Who decided to let him in on the job? All's he really managed to do was break the coffee pot before all hell broke loose. *sigh*

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I really liked that coffee pot, too!

And that stupid turkey wasn't even supposed to sing the national anthem for Brazil--he was supposed to translate everything that was happening into ancient Greece and send it to the Martians. I don't know where he got that map for the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, but he really should have saved it for later when the singing refrigerator got there!

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I dont think the refrigerator would have done much good by that point. I mean, everything had already gone to shit, right? I'm actually pretty glad you stepped on that worthless turkey, being as thanksgiving was the next day, and I dont' like killing, and I think talentless turkey tastes rather dry.

And those martians are probably STILL trying to figure out why the heck we didnt just fly up to their mothership and give them the codes directly...next time, when we want something done right, we ought to just do it ourselves and not involve the local fowl at all.

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I think it all had something to do with these breadsticks I found. But hopefully, the Martians have learned their lesson. They could have at least used the rose bush--it's far more reliable than that stupid turkey. And then beat it with an iron and call it Charlene. That's all there is to it!!

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well, I think from now on, we just leave turkeys out of it, plain and simple. Maybe this will serve as a reminder next time we make shady deals with amish martian settlers. But we got a kick ass kitchen set out of the deal, didn't we? Nobody even has to know about the squiggly wiggly worm that escaped from the toxic squash.

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Amish Martians are bad news, no matter which way you look at it. Don't worry, I'll dispose of Charlene--the thing's dead, anyway. But never fear--by the end of the decade, I will put a hippo on the surface of the Earth, and all will be well!!

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yeah, until that hippo reads your top secret journals where you have written basic outlines to all of these evil schemes! I TOLD you to stop training animals to read! It never ends well! Just look at what happened to that poor bunny when it read how to mix vodka and...well, nevermind. I don't need to rehash that old story.

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dont forget that one time in the rain and the hill!!

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Ha, but I have fooled them! I translated my outlines into Egyptian hieroglyphics with every fourth word from Tuesday written backwards. Those notebooks hold the recipe for Grandma's potato salad!

And I thought I told you NEVER to mention the bunny and vodka incident again. It's almost as bad as the mouse pad incident. We do NOT speak of them!!

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With the octopus?

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bishonen-girl.livejournal.com

yep!

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Dude, all they need is the Rosetta stone, and the hippos will totally get into your journal with no problems. And WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING UP THE BUNNY AND VODKA INCIDENT?! *starts crying uncontrollably*

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Yeah, seriously. I mean, the man always commented us on our breath support and then he gets mad over something like that. I thought he'd be much more upset over the windmill incident, but noooo...

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