On the fourth day of Christmas
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Title: Good King Wenceslas
Author: Candyland
Theme: Day Four: Songs, carols, conversation, talking to the family (they’re close enough)
Series: Detective Conan
Pairing: Hattori Heiji/Toyama Kazuha
Rating: PG
Warnings: This one is silly.
Disclaimer of Evil: I don’t own Detective Conan. All characters and concepts are the sole property of Gosho Aoyama. I merely borrow them and make them my love slaves…ahem.
Good king Wenceslas looked out
On the feast of Stephen
When the snow lay round-about
Deep and crisp and even...
“Heiji!”
He looked at her, a little sheepishly, but as defiant as ever. “What, aho?”
Kazuha managed to fight down the urge to roll her eyes—or punch him in the face—and sighed instead. “Heiji, I’m not complaining about your singing voice. You actually have a pretty good voice. But there is one little problem.”
He had to have known what she was going to say, but decided to be stubborn, just like always. “And what might that be?”
Kazuha pointed at the caroling song book in her hands. “The carol is 0Good King Wenceslas.”
“Yeah?”
“The first words are as follows: Good king Wenceslas looked out,” she said slowly.
“Yeah…”
“Not ‘Good king wants his applesauce.’”
“…I knew that.”
“Learn the damn words.”
PS. I saw this on a Christmas card once, and it became a running joke amongst my friends and I—when we’re singing Christmas carols, somebody will start singing “Good king wants his applesauce” to the tune of “Good King Wenceslas.”. I can just see Heiji doing that, trying to pretend he knows the words.
BTW, don’t suppose anyone has noticed that I’m naming all the chapters after Christmas carols? Because I am. I like themes. Anyhoo, thanks a million, everyone, and much love!
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Author: Candyland
Theme: Day Four: Songs, carols, conversation, talking to the family (they’re close enough)
Series: Detective Conan
Pairing: Hattori Heiji/Toyama Kazuha
Rating: PG
Warnings: This one is silly.
Disclaimer of Evil: I don’t own Detective Conan. All characters and concepts are the sole property of Gosho Aoyama. I merely borrow them and make them my love slaves…ahem.
On the feast of Stephen
When the snow lay round-about
Deep and crisp and even...
“Heiji!”
He looked at her, a little sheepishly, but as defiant as ever. “What, aho?”
Kazuha managed to fight down the urge to roll her eyes—or punch him in the face—and sighed instead. “Heiji, I’m not complaining about your singing voice. You actually have a pretty good voice. But there is one little problem.”
He had to have known what she was going to say, but decided to be stubborn, just like always. “And what might that be?”
Kazuha pointed at the caroling song book in her hands. “The carol is 0Good King Wenceslas.”
“Yeah?”
“The first words are as follows: Good king Wenceslas looked out,” she said slowly.
“Yeah…”
“Not ‘Good king wants his applesauce.’”
“…I knew that.”
“Learn the damn words.”
PS. I saw this on a Christmas card once, and it became a running joke amongst my friends and I—when we’re singing Christmas carols, somebody will start singing “Good king wants his applesauce” to the tune of “Good King Wenceslas.”. I can just see Heiji doing that, trying to pretend he knows the words.
BTW, don’t suppose anyone has noticed that I’m naming all the chapters after Christmas carols? Because I am. I like themes. Anyhoo, thanks a million, everyone, and much love!
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