Fun with AIM #^^#

[candyland]

Got into a nice conversation with magic_truth on AIM last night, and this was the result. We got to discussing a potential ending to Detective Conan, and...well, this is what it turned into. AIM names have been changed to ff.net handles to protect the quasi-innocent...



sapphirestars: can you imagine the horror if aoyama doesn't end it the way we want?

Candyland: based on those intricate murders, we can probably assume that he's not a stupid man. i think he knows that it had better have a happy ending.

Candyland: both Shinichi/Ran AND Heiji/Kazuha had better hook up, or else the fans will go rabid and fly to Japan and maul him.

sapphirestars: heck before we even get there the japanese fans would have taken him

Candyland: indeed...so if he knows what's good for him, he'll bring in da goods :-D

sapphirestars: hear hear!!

Candyland: and i demand a make-out scene. there WILL be a make-out scene!!!

Candyland: ...for both couples...

sapphirestars: make-out scenes galore!

Candyland: yaaaaaaaay!!! *does Happy Make-Out-Tastic Dances of Evil* everyone in the series, go make out with your respective partner!!!

Candyland: *throws Takagi at Satou* have fun!

sapphirestars: can you imagine the titles: The Case of the Closet

Candyland: The Mystery of the Lipstick Smears...

Candyland: A Satou How-To Guide: Alternate Uses for Handcuffs...

sapphirestars: The missing green tie

Candyland: ...Fine Dining with Ran…*wink wink*... *hides*

sapphirestars: Kink with Karate as told by Mouri Ran (with commentary by Kudo Shinichi)

Candyland: The Martial Artist's Guide to Zen and Bondage--with notes from Shinichi and Ran in the margin...

Candyland: Effective Uses of the Sword by Hattori Heiji...

sapphirestars: Aikido using your partner's strength against them

Candyland: Kaitou Kid's Guide to Surprising Your Partner

sapphirestars: special section with disguises and roleplay

Candyland: a pamphlet by Kaito: Things You Should Not Pull from Inappropriate Places (or, Avoiding Naked Moppy Death)

sapphirestars: Mouri Kogoro's methods for wooing pop stars

Candyland: right beside that: Nursing Your Concussion...

sapphirestars: by Kisaki Eri

Candyland: Reasons I Wish My Father Would Quit Screwing with Me by Kudo Shinichi

sapphirestars: Reasons I wish my mother would quit trying to cram me in the bath with her by Kudo Shinichi

Candyland: The View from Down Here: A Study on Kneecaps by Edogawa Conan.

sapphirestars: amongst other things concerning oneechans

sapphirestars: Haibara Ai's guide to chemistry and guns

sapphirestars: emphasis on chemistry

Candyland: Karate Champs are from Earth, Detective Nerds are from Outer Space, by Mouri Ran

sapphirestars: Chris Vineyard's Guide to Living with Schizophrenia

Candyland: Life in the Black Ops, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Handgun, by Gin...



Aren't we fun? I think we're fun people.

In other exciting news, I don't have to be to school tomorrow until about 11:45--that means I get to sleep in!! WHEE!! *does Happy Dances of Evil and Jam* Like, three extra hours of sleep-in!!

Comments

[fyliwionvilyaer.livejournal.com]

*cackles madly* Very very nice ^^ And ooooohhhh so true *snickers* I must say I think I like Heiji's the most *snickers* or the mop XDXDXD *goes off cackling madly*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

I'm actually rather fond of my Gin one...and my Heiji one *giggles* If you can think of any others, we can add 'em to the list!!

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

*looks at the top* Believe me, shows can end the way you don't want them to! Well, it kind of did, kind of didn't.

Yes, I'm still dwelling on that. At least I'm not crying anymore! Still uber depressed, but not crying. Heck, it was when I was in this mood after hearing about "Aftershock" that I planned "Requiem", and that was my best fic ever! ...Wasn't it?

[ulfstormbringer.livejournal.com]

"Kaitou Kid's Guide to Surprising Your Partner"
And of course...
*does Happy Make-Out-Tastic Dances of Evil*
Holy Koi girl! This is a whole side of you I haven't seen. Or else my sanity(Laugh it up) was just trying to insist that you are innocent.
Damn I feel like a creepy old man for some reason...

[magic-truth.livejournal.com]

Definitely quasi innocent! I loved your Gin one. That one had me laughing for hours thinking about it!
Oh, we should keep going. Have a list of possible file names.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...where have you been? My nickname amongst my friends is the Virgin Slut because I know every joke in the book without any of the experience #^^#

And for the record, make-out-tastic is a phrase that Kat coined while I was cajoling her to write a make-out scene in one of her fics. She said something along the lines of, "Fine, it'll be make-out-tastic, just for you!!" I just do the Happy Dances of Evil *grin*

You're not a creepy old man. You're my age. You're not old ;)

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

If anyone thinks of any others, they shall be added cheerfully!!

And I loved your Haibara one--Guide to Guns and Chemistry (emphasis on chemistry). Much hearting!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Sweetie, send in your complaints, and hopefully there'll be enough support to make them do what they did for Family Guy and bring it back.

[ulfstormbringer.livejournal.com]

So just because I'm your age means I can't be a dirty old man. Fine, that I claim Master Carrots line from the opening Episode of Sorceror Hunters
"HEY! TAKE THAT BACK! I'm not a dirty old man! I'm a dirty YOUNG MAN!"
And such nice friends you have, giving you great nicknames... But because I'm me, I just thought of this song lyric.
"It's where I'm from that lets them think I'm a whore, I'm an educated virgin"