Pervy Conan Talk Numero Dos!

[candyland]

And now, it's time for another really bizarre chat between myself and magic_truth. Same great series, same great pervy taste!



sapphirestars: here's a thought: why when Ran gets hit on by some guy and Shinichi wonders if she's interested does he immediately jumps to wedding scenarios between the two?

Candyland:: because he's extremely possessive and has an overactive imagination.

sapphirestars: and following on that: why when Ran worries about Shinichi going with someone else does she picture him either seducing or being seduced by some hot blonde? She always imagines him sleeping with the women or shacked up.

sapphirestars: true true

Candyland:: i'm not the only one who noticed that!!! it's always a hot blonde woman, and they're usually nude (at least their shoulders are...), or in a bed together...

sapphirestars: right? Ran always thinks he's such a hot girl magnet and that he has these amazing powers of seduction!

Candyland:: Ran's got one hell of an imagination...i would love to see her daydreams about her and Shinichi!!

Candyland:: *purrs happily*

sapphirestars: She's probably got a less innocent mind than she would lead us to believe.

Candyland:: given her paranoid delusions about Shinichi and other women, i would say that's an accurate guess :-D

sapphirestars: Its funny though Shinichi imagines marriage and Ran thinks of sex.

sapphirestars: interesting conclusions could be drawn

Candyland:: considering that in my experiences it's all too often the other way around...

Candyland:: wonder what'll happen when they finally hook up. who's putting money on Ran beating him within an inch of his life, and then, ah, making it up to him?

sapphirestars: Oh, me, me! Or Shinichi groveling, Ran being stubborn and Shinichi laying a kiss on her to shut her up

sapphirestars: things would then of course progress

Candyland:: *wolf-whistles*

Candyland:: random thought of disturbing. who would be the dom in that particular relationship?

sapphirestars: lol, I'd think they'd take turns both are pretty...ahem...agressive.

Candyland:: ...and while we're at it, same question goes for Heiji and Kazuha? *snickers* ohmigod, they would probably be going at it and arguing about who gets to be on top...

Candyland:: "Ahou, would you just roll over already?!?"

sapphirestars: "Ahou, you were on top last night!"

sapphirestars: "Last night? You were on top this morning!"

Candyland:: "It's my turn to pick the position, you idiot! And if I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times that the silk ropes chafe less!!"

sapphirestars: "Not true! You said you liked it last time, ahou!"

sapphirestars: "Fine you pick but I am not wearing my kendo uniform again"

Candyland:: "But I like the big stick!!"

sapphirestars: "Last time you nearly twisted my wrist off with it and your damn aikido"

sapphirestars: lol, we joke but its so true.

Candyland:: "I've had enough of your arguing!" *Kazuha pulls out a paddle* "Prepare for punishment."

Candyland:: i knoooooow...gads...

sapphirestars: "oh, no! Kazuha -sensei has to teach me a lesson."

sapphirestars: oh good lord

Candyland:: *now has vision of them doing, ah, role-playing with Bon Jovi's "Hot for Teacher" playing in the background*

sapphirestars: hee! You know I bet Kaito has interesting tricks up his sleeve. Aoko's mop should be interesting.

Candyland:: can you imagine? "I swear to god, Kaito, you slip those handcuffs one more time..."

sapphirestars: "Well, Aoko, considering how often we use your mop. I wold think I'd be allowed at least the handcuffs."

sapphirestars: "And my KID uniform"

Candyland:: and her in a police officer's "uniform"

sapphirestars: "I've caught you now, KID"

sapphirestars: "Let me show you some magic, Nakamori-san."

Candyland:: i'm not even going to go into the whole Robin Williams/Sexy Losers joke about magicians pulling things from inappropriate places during hanky-panky.

Candyland:: ...okay, just one. "Oh, a dove!"

sapphirestars: LOL, 'so soft!'

Candyland:: "Aoko, check out all these fun things you can do with scarves!"

sapphirestars: "OOh, blue!"

Candyland:: "...what's with the blindfolding thing?" "Nobody gets to see KID up close!"

sapphirestars: "Or rather what KID does up close, you mean?"

Candyland:: "I didn't know you could do that with a handglider!!"

sapphirestars: "Want to see what I can pull out of my hat?"

Candyland:: ...i was thinking more along the lines of pants...

Candyland:: "Kaito, how the hell did you get a rabbit in there??"

sapphirestars: 'if the handcuffs are uncomfortable we can try my tie'

sapphirestars: "how the hell did I do that?"

Candyland:: "...don't know, don't care. Just get over here!"

sapphirestars: "Ah, punctuality is a kaitou's forte"

Candyland:: "And we're also well-known for our stamina when we go to work! Gotta keep one step ahead!"

sapphirestars: "Should I try dog pile on the bandit?"

Candyland:: "Wow, Kaito--you really do have a magic wand!!"

sapphirestars: "And a magic monocle for you to look through."

Candyland:: "I stole something. I've been bad. Punish me."

sapphirestars: "all right thief lets put you behind bars. Only I have the key."



The link-phrase sounds official, yes?

So, the Steelers win. Yaaaaaaaay. I'm still stuck on the "magic beer fridge" commercial, as are a good number of my friends. Singlehandedly the best commercial of the Superbowl, and a source of MSN names everywhere!!

And I discovered that writergurl has a lounge located in her cleavage. It's got a swimming pool and a pool table and a full bar with a handsome blonde Italian bartender named Giovanni. He makes an excellent apple margarita. *reaches into Cass's cleavage* Thank you, Giovanni.