Yet another weird conversation
Feb. 16th, 2006 07:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
candylandYou know it's bad when you create an entirely new LJ tag just for these posts ^^;; Another random (read: naughty) conversation between ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
magic_truth and myself. I'm sad/proud to admit that I actually started this one off. Damn hypothetical situations...this is definitely NOT rated PG, just so everyone knows. Also, references this conversation in a couple of places. Enjoy the lengthy randomness!!!
sapphirestars: yo!
Candyland: welcome back!
sapphirestars: thanks, just polished off two classes. And I'm done for the day
sapphirestars: what are you up to?
Candyland: got a bit of a migraine, but that's almost gone away. otherwise, i'm NOT practicing my Conducting for my test tomorrow =P
sapphirestars: oh, well, its good to know the priorities are in order! ^_^
sapphirestars: I have a paper to write...I'm giving myself some break time
Candyland: of course :-) *hums and looks down challenge theme lists* let's see here...
Candyland: totally prioritized :-)
sapphirestars: lol, ficcage before conducting
Candyland: naturally :-P
sapphirestars: ah well see I'm looking up all my conan-esque things on the internet and checking email before I write my paper
Candyland: what's the paper over?
sapphirestars: cultural frameworks...basically deciding whether my values are in line with what my values should be according to research...if that makes sense
Candyland: *nod nod*
sapphirestars: and then I have some finance extra credit problem set that shall be completed tomorrow
sapphirestars: if i don't get distracted
Candyland: i know how that goes...i'm just trying to fend of the plunnies. they've been biting especially well the last few days ^^;;
sapphirestars: you see I'm trying to come up with some sympathy but plunnies with you usually translate to fics sooo...
Candyland: ...okay, i'll give you that...
sapphirestars: speaking of plunnies, are you really thinking of doing the crazy hawaii fic?
Candyland: i'm really considering doing it. like, keep the basic diary format and just expand on what was already there.
Candyland: not sure if it'll actually fly. gotta play with it a bit first, and see what happens.
sapphirestars: yeah, I think the diary format works 'cause there's so much you could leave to imagination
Candyland: yeah. i'm not planning on expanding a whole lot, because a lot of what made that so funny were the one-liners.
sapphirestars: I mean...jazzercise? that could go so many places...that and the following attempts at legal emancipation
Candyland: *snickers* jazzercise. Ran in sports bra. not paying attention to work-out. ran into wall. Dad laughed.
sapphirestars: And see the Dad laughed thing just works so well for almost everything that happens to him
Candyland: and builds up to the "shoved him in the ocean. watched him splash around. laughed uproariously. am now running in terror."
Candyland: honestly, how Shinichi's parents, as nutty as they are, produced that "normal" of an offspring escapes me
sapphirestars: That and Yukiko laughing at her husband as well...odd relationship those two
sapphirestars: well normal in the most general definition I suppose...
Candyland: comparatively, he's normal. like, he's not so brilliant that he's gone psycho. although i think it would be interesting if he suddenly pulled out some crazy scheme, like, say in the final showdown with the Black Ops...
sapphirestars: that wasn't even remotely logical or methodical...yes vey crazy.
sapphirestars: very*
sapphirestars: Except that while he's a big planner; he's also kind of reckless like his mother.
Candyland: very true...kinda makes you wonder what Yuusaku was like at Shinichi's age...
sapphirestars: probably a lot quieter...I mean aside from the deduction abilities, dark hair and light eyes...Shinichi is a carbon copy of his mother, which is probably why she annoys him so much
Candyland: then let's figure the next generation--add in Ran's snark and karate...oh lordy, there will be no messing with their spawn...
sapphirestars: That child will be dangerous.
sapphirestars: Uncommonly hot, uncommonly smart, uncommonly brave and uncommon kick to the ribs
Candyland: hey, random thought of Evil--how do we think Shinichi actually went about asking Ran to wear a grass skirt and lei only?
sapphirestars: "So, Ran, you see those girls over there?"
sapphirestars: "Yes, Shinichi, I do."
sapphirestars: "Well, I was thinking that you might try the outfit on...you know to acclimate to Hawaii and what not..."
sapphirestars: "Oh, that's a good idea, Shinichi."
sapphirestars: "Except without the top cover..."
sapphirestars: ::smack:: Ran's loud and explicit cursing heard throughout the island
Candyland: following by the sound of Shinichi's head breaking...and then screaming...and then an ambulance...
Candyland: and Yuusaku laughed after he was assured that his son was, in fact, not yet dead...
sapphirestars: "Shin-chan, what were you thinking?"
sapphirestars: And yes Yuusaku laughs...it wouldn;t be complete otherwise.
Candyland: "I wasn't thinking, Mom. My hormones were. There's a difference."
sapphirestars: "You know your father tried to pull that stunt once...he's so lucky I don't have Ran's karate skills."
Candyland: ...and Shinichi laughs.
Candyland: :-D
sapphirestars: Yuusaku turns red but decides on quick vengeance..."Ran-chan? Shinichi said he was just teasing...if you put on that outfit it'd be an eyesore. Shinichi, that's a rude way to speak to a young lady!" Shinichi hears a loud ::smack:: and descends into unconsciousness.
Candyland: Shinichi wakes up to find his father nursing a similiar head-injury. upon seeing his son's questioning look, Yuusaku simply says, "Your mother was not happy with me."
sapphirestars: Ran and Yukiko are off shopping, spending the large amount of money Yuusaku received for his novel and Shinichi's reward for solving a case.
Candyland: Yukiko: "By the way, Ran, Shinichi didn't actually say that."
Ran: "I know, I just wanted an excuse to pop him again."
sapphirestars: Yukiko: "Oh, I know, hon. Perfectly logical. But just so you know...I'm sure he would have been pleased at the first image."
sapphirestars: Ran turns so red she nearly self-combusts. "Yukiko-saaaan!"
Candyland: there's a pause before Ran decides to get her own back, and asks, "So, how much like his father is Shinichi, exactly?"
sapphirestars: "Eh, heh. Well, um...that might be difficult to say, you're so young, Ran...oh! look at the shiny jewelry!"
Candyland: *snickers* Yukiko standing by a glass window going "Shiiiiiiiny..."
sapphirestars: "Yukiko-san, I believe you're being officially evasive!"
Candyland: ...another random thought of [perverted] evil, if you don't mind me throwing out the bizarre scenario that just popped into my head...
sapphirestars: shoot! ^_^
Candyland: okay, commonly in the fanon side of Conan, the idea is that the minute Shinichi comes back, Ran is going to beat him senseless, and then jump him. i believe i've seen the phrase "jump his bones" used in numerous stories.
sapphirestars: yes yes
Candyland: weeeeeeeeeeeell, let's say that's true. now let's say they're, ah, enjoying themselves one day/night/meal (interpret THAT how you will), and Shinichi's parents happen to walk in. what would happen--go!!
sapphirestars: After much stuttering and "My God, my eyes!!" Yukiko can't help but shout "Well, its about damn time!" Yuusaku looking around, asks "Now what in the world were you using sushi for...never mind, I don't wanna know."
sapphirestars: Ran frantically dives under the covers with random 'oh god' s being heard. Yukiko nods and says "Yes, we heard that earlier downstairs too."
sapphirestars: Yuusaku grins evily "Now, I wonder if Mouri-san should be notified." Shinichi begins to fear his imminent death...not at the hands of Gin or Vodka but Mouri Kogoro and Kisaki Eri.
Candyland: meanwhile, Yukiko's downstairs plotting a wedding. "Let's see, if we have the wedding in June, there can be a baby by February or March, and I can play grandma!!!"
sapphirestars: After Yuusaku leave the room, Ran reaches for her clothes. Shinichi grabs her arm a suggestive look on his face. Naturally, Ran is horrified. "Shinichi, are you serious?" "What?! They already know!"
Candyland: there's a loud smack as Ran clobbers Shinichi, and Yuusaku, barely down the hall, calls out, "Hey, do what you want, but we don't want to hear it!"
sapphirestars: A distressed Ran, shoves her dress on and heads out "Oh, don't worry...we're finished here!" Shinichi, one leg in his pants calls out "You mean just finished as in for right this moment right?" "HA!"
sapphirestars: Yuusaku shakes his head "Now how could you have screwed that up so badly, so quickly?"
Candyland: Shinichi responds, "At least I don't go bursting in on people when they're in the middle of something!"
Candyland: "Might have had something to do with killing the mood there, Dad."
sapphirestars: Yukiko nods. "Yes, maybe...or the fact that you wanted to go at it again despte our presence might be why she left so quickly."
sapphirestars: "How did you hear that?"
Candyland: Yukiko is suddenly distracted by something shiny
sapphirestars: "Mom, I'm not kidding! Yes, I know your diamond engagement ring is nice."
Candyland: ooooooo...while we're on the topic, flip side! say it was Kogoro and/or Eri would wandered in. how would Ran protect Shinichi?
sapphirestars: "NO DAD!! You can't kill him!" Eri nods while glaring at Shinichi. "Yes, Kogoro... hold off until Megure has all the Black org. info on file. Then I'll even help."
Candyland: "No, Dad! He didn't do anything! It was totally my idea!" meanwhile, Shinichi's tied to the bed...
sapphirestars: "Uh...Occhan? No dice, huh? Ok, Mouri-san? Remember all those good times we had together while I was Conan?"
sapphirestars: "Oh, you don't?"
sapphirestars: "Kisaki-san? You're like my second mother...so kind, so um forgiving? No?"
Candyland: "Ran, would you get these off me already so I can run for my life?"
sapphirestars: "Um, I kind of lost the key..."
sapphirestars: Kogoro shakes head and holds something shiny up "No, I have it right here...by the doorway! Why the hell was it by the doorway?"
sapphirestars: "Ran! At your father's of all places! Have you never heard of love hotels? What do they teach you kids these days?"
sapphirestars: "See, Ran! We should have gone to my place. At least my parents wouldn't kill you!" Shinichi says all the while attempting to escape out of the handcuffs
Candyland: "That's what I said, Kisaki-san!!"
sapphirestars: LOL
Candyland: Eri picks up the phone and dials. "Speaking of your parents, Shinichi...hello, Yukiko?"
Candyland: Shinichi: ...aww, CRAP!!!
sapphirestars: "Kisak-san, that is just cruel."
sapphirestars: "Shinichi-kun, you've just bee caught having sex with my daughter...no, I don't care who started it!"
Candyland: then they hear Yukiko squealing from the other side of the room...
Candyland: "THEY FINALLY DID IT?!?? When's the wedding going to be? Did he give her the ring, I know he has it!!!"
sapphirestars: "You have a ring, Shinichi?" Ran asks as she attempts to get herself decent, tugging on clothes, smooting hair. "Ring..well I was planning that for later. And Ran...the more you try to smooth your hair out the more it looks like you were just having sex."
sapphirestars: "Shiiiinichi!!" ::a loud crack can be heard::
Candyland: Eri: "Ran! Can you at least get the ring first?"
sapphirestars: Yukiko: I'm telling you Eri. Kids nowadays. No concept of priorities. No love hotels, no promises of marriages. Just diving in the first second the hormones hit!
Candyland: Kogoro: WHERE'S MY GUN!??!?!
Candyland: Eri: You don't have a gun anymore.
Candyland: Kogoro: Oh yeah...
sapphirestars: Kogoro: God damn the Metropolitan Police Department!
sapphirestars: Eri: Besides...have you seen how much that kid makes a case?
Candyland: Kogoro: ...how much?
*Eri whispers a number into his ear*
Candyland: Kogoro: ...WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, SON!!!!
sapphirestars: Yukiko nods: Some nice assets he's got there...Ran-chan, get your mind out of the gutter!!
Candyland: Ran: But he does!!!
sapphirestars: Eri: Kogoro, he can't hear you. Ran knocked him our earlier after the just had sex hair comment, remember?
sapphirestars: Yukiko: Can you imagine how he's ego would expand after hearing Ran remark on his assets?
Candyland: Ran: Here, I'll wake him up.
Candyland: *Ran whispers a comment into his ear including (but not limited to) the words throbbing, thong, spank, sponge-bath, and whipped cream*
sapphirestars: Shinichi sits up quickly. "You promise, Ran? Because I swear if that was just a joke. I mean the throbbing alone...oh, um...you're all still here?"
Candyland: *then realizes that he's still handcuffed to the bed* "Look, my wrists are really starting to hurt..."
Candyland: (...can i make a reeeeeeally bad joke?)
sapphirestars: yes, please!
Candyland: Ran: Now you know how my ass feels! *Lindsey hides*
sapphirestars: Kogoro darts forward with kitchen knife and Eri screams "The money, damn it, remember the money!"
Candyland: Shinichi: You said you liked it!
sapphirestars: Ran: That does not mean it wasn't painful!
Candyland: Shinichi: ...I just had some great ideas. When your parents leave, i'll tell you aaaaaaaaall about it!
sapphirestars: Yukiko: My son has no shame whatsoever.
sapphirestars: Ran: Mom, Dad leave! Go on a date or something!
Candyland: Ran chases them out of the room with her mad karate skills, then runs after them to go get the handcuff keys.
sapphirestars: Kogoro: Fine, dammit, here! But you know the money he made for the syndicate case? I so want that in my bank tomorrow morning.::shouts loudly:: Ran can't protect you forever, brat!
Candyland: Shinichi: At the moment, she is a perfectly gorgeous human shield, sir!!
sapphirestars: Ran: ::blushes:: You think I'm gorgeous, Shinichi?
sapphirestars: Eri shakes head: Flattery will get you everywhere with that girl.
Candyland: *insert squeaky mattress and sound of headboard hitting the wall*
Candyland: Ran: Okay, i admit it. you were right. this WAS a good idea!!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: See? I told you! I'm always right.
sapphirestars: Ran: *bops him lightly* Shut up and get to stage 2
Candyland: Shinichi: ...I love you so very, very much.
sapphirestars: Ran: Not as much as you will tomorrow!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: tomorrow? ::whines::
Candyland: Shinichi: Wait...what's tomorrow?
sapphirestars: Ran: My parents' are going out of town to Kyoto!
Candyland: Shinichi: Oh! Can we play that game again?
sapphirestars: Ran: The one Heiji and Kazuha told us about?
Candyland: Shinichi: Yeah, except with our *modifications.* Still can't believe Hattori had the nerve to actually suggest that to her in the first place...
sapphirestars: Ran: Oh you mean the licorice instead of the whip?...Kazuha's kind of aggressive, really.
Candyland: Shinichi: Yeah. But Hattori said she's really good with her hands, so he's not complaining.
sapphirestars: Ran: Hands, huh? I would have thought he would have appreciated everything she was willing to do with those hairties!
Candyland: Shinichi: Yeah, but i think they prefer it a bit...rougher, ya know? Like, the neighbors complain about the noise. Like, I don't know how they're parents don't know yet.
Candyland: *their
sapphirestars: Ran: That's what they think! I heard through the grapevine that their parents started the whole bet about who's on top more often!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: what have you heard about us?
Candyland: Ran: Well...according to Yumi down at the Metro, there's a big bet going on over which position we do it in most often.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *grin* oh they would never guess.
Candyland: Ran: actually, someone did come close. *snicker* I guess Satou really knows her Kama Sutra. she just forgot about our little modifications... :-D
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Takagi must be a very happy man. Not as happy as me but still.
Candyland: Ran: Oh, Satou told me plenty about it that one night at the Christmas party. I think she'd had just a little too much punch, if you know what I mean.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: And Takagi wasted that opportunity with drunken inhibition free Satou? Just when I thought they were getting serious.
Candyland: Ran: Shinichi--they left the party early. But not before she gave me some serious ideas. You know that thing I did with the beef tenderizer? That was Satou's suggestion.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I always knew she was my favorite officer. Definitely the smartest of the bunch.
Candyland: Ran: Yuppers. Creative, too. Takagi must have quite some stamina. But let's see...I think there's also a bet going on as to whether or not we've done "certain things."
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I hope they've been more creative than just going all the way because otherwise no one is ever going to win that jackpot.
Candyland: Ran: And besides, is there anything we really haven't done? I mean, at least in terms of the basics.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Ran, what have they taught us since elementary school? Practice makes perfect. In fact, the more practice the more perfect.
Candyland: Ran: Well, you're damn close...how long have you been practicing, anyway?
Candyland: Ran: *suspicious glare*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Not this about the blondes again? I swear I have never shacked up with an older American Blonde! I've been with you the whole time.
Candyland: Ran: Well, I'm sorry, but you were gone for so long, and I have an extremely active imagination!!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: You are forgiven...as long as you stop talking and we get onto Stage 2 like you proposed earlier!
Candyland: Ran: *sigh* All right, fine. Let me get the chocolate syrup. But this time, you're doing all the work.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Oh, sure you sit back and I get to...why the hell am I complaining?
Candyland: Ran: Because you're an idiot. Now get over here and do it. I'm not getting any younger!!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I can forever assure you that that last statement is completely false.
Candyland: Ran: ...I think you've earned a reward for later.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Your mom as so right about the flattery thing.
sapphirestars: was*
Candyland: Ran: Hell, I'll even wear that little skirt you like so much.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Have you thought more about the grass skirt lay request from a few years back?
Candyland: Ran: That's for your birthday.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I cannot wait to turn 19. Just wait till you get your gift!
Candyland: Ran: What's my gift? I told you, so come on. Out with it already!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I didn't force you to tell me about my birthday gift! Besides, don't you want a surprise?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Here's a hint though...remember the knight outfit?
Candyland: Ran: ...yeeeeeeees...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: That's it, hon, nothing more out of me.
Candyland: Ran: Shinichi, do you want me to leave you chained to the bed? My parents won't be gone forever, ya know.
sapphirestars: Shinichi:...just think of all the things we can do with the cape. And that's it! Otherwise, the surprise will be fully ruined.You are an evil woman...hot as hell but evil.
Candyland: Ran: I will not be distracted by flattery...I will not be distracted by flattery...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Your hair is so pretty and shiny...and um, you look beautiful in blue.
Candyland: Ran: *looks down* Shinichi, do you see anything blue on me right now?
sapphirestars: Shinichi:...well, I'm just surprised you're still wearing anything; your parents have been gone for a good fifteen minutes.
Candyland: Ran: You mean you expected me to do all the work of taking this off by myself? *sultry puppy-dog eyes look*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *nearly self-combusts* You will be the death of me. And Vermouth thought she'd be the one to kill me.
Candyland: Ran: So are you going to tear my clothes off or not??
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *grins* Then I wouldn't enjoy it now would I?
sapphirestars: aaand there's another for an LJ post
Candyland: you're reading my mind :-P
sapphirestars: how this came about I know not...but without fail it did.
Candyland: Every. Single. Time. We. Chat.
sapphirestars: but the question is how? And I can never predict what will set us off.
Candyland: i know...how did this one start off? *scrolls back up to look*
Candyland: ...i started this one ^^;;
sapphirestars: Right, right! With the whole parents catching them
Candyland: that was on the heels of discussing our last convo, where they were in Hawaii.
sapphirestars: This one should be immortalized for posterity.
Candyland: 'twill be, i assure you :-D in honor of Valentine's Day, of course :-P
sapphirestars: See? We aren't just bitter singles...we fully invest in the romance!...of our characters
sapphirestars: and romance would be stretching it...their sex lives to be more exact.
Candyland: our whole fandom is full of perverts. how is it that any of these characters can still walk??
sapphirestars: Well, Ran is a karate champ so stamina is required. Shinichi's a soccer player...and if you've ever seen a soccer game they can go for hours.
Candyland: and plus, since they're both athletes, chances are that they're both very healthy, and potentially quite flexible...
sapphirestars: I imagine that flexibility is key. Kaito has probably got enough flexibility to share with all of Tokyo
Candyland: ...but would Kaito actually do all of Tokyo, is the question? or would he just save it up and rock Aoko's world several times a week?
sapphirestars: I would hope the latter. And considering the acrobatic stamina several times a day.
Candyland: here we go again...
Candyland: Aoko: Good grief, Kaito! I'm tired!
Candyland: Kaito: *puppy dog eyes*
sapphirestars: its a vicious cylcle...Aoko: There is no KID heist tonight, idiot. My father will be home any minute!
sapphirestars: cycle*
Candyland: Kaito: Hmmm...*grins* I have an idea!
Candyland: *about fifteen seconds later*
Candyland: Aoko: OHMIGOD!!!!
sapphirestars: Kaito: Its perfect! You're dad will catch you with the KID; I'll make my escape and he'll spend the rest of the night looking for me. I'll sneak back in and then I'll show you some of that flexibility everyone's always mentioning.
Candyland: (...that's not quite what I was thinking, but i'll go with it ^_^) Aoko: ...you're a moron. Your mother has to be wondering where you are.
sapphirestars: Kaito: I am my father's son. She's not wondering, she knows. (what were you thinking? *curiousity peaks*)
Candyland: Aoko: O_O That's disturbing. (think mouths. 'nuff said ^__^)
sapphirestars: (oh, lord.) Kaito: Oh, please. Just who are you trying to fool with the innocent act? The reason I'm so sore is because of the mop/handcuff combo you came up with!
Candyland: Aoko: The reason I use the handcuffs is because if your hands are free, then I don't know what's going to come out of where! And the mop...well, that's just kinky. (Oh, come on, like it hadn't crossed your mind at SOME point)
Candyland: (and it all goes quiet...)
sapphirestars: (oh, it has...its just never made it onto a convo yet) Kaito: Nice excuse. Besides, you told me you liked the hands!
Candyland: Aoko: I love the hands. You magicians have such talented fingers!! (Oh Lordy...) But I don't appreciate you pulling scarves from THERE!!
sapphirestars: crap gotta go
Candyland: *laugh* okay. this will be immortalized on LJ as per usually, i assure you :-P
sapphirestars: particularly what was in parentheses
sapphirestars: bye!
I know, I know...but we're fun!! Luvs to aaaaaaaall ^_____^
magic_truth and myself. I'm sad/proud to admit that I actually started this one off. Damn hypothetical situations...this is definitely NOT rated PG, just so everyone knows. Also, references this conversation in a couple of places. Enjoy the lengthy randomness!!!sapphirestars: yo!
Candyland: welcome back!
sapphirestars: thanks, just polished off two classes. And I'm done for the day
sapphirestars: what are you up to?
Candyland: got a bit of a migraine, but that's almost gone away. otherwise, i'm NOT practicing my Conducting for my test tomorrow =P
sapphirestars: oh, well, its good to know the priorities are in order! ^_^
sapphirestars: I have a paper to write...I'm giving myself some break time
Candyland: of course :-) *hums and looks down challenge theme lists* let's see here...
Candyland: totally prioritized :-)
sapphirestars: lol, ficcage before conducting
Candyland: naturally :-P
sapphirestars: ah well see I'm looking up all my conan-esque things on the internet and checking email before I write my paper
Candyland: what's the paper over?
sapphirestars: cultural frameworks...basically deciding whether my values are in line with what my values should be according to research...if that makes sense
Candyland: *nod nod*
sapphirestars: and then I have some finance extra credit problem set that shall be completed tomorrow
sapphirestars: if i don't get distracted
Candyland: i know how that goes...i'm just trying to fend of the plunnies. they've been biting especially well the last few days ^^;;
sapphirestars: you see I'm trying to come up with some sympathy but plunnies with you usually translate to fics sooo...
Candyland: ...okay, i'll give you that...
sapphirestars: speaking of plunnies, are you really thinking of doing the crazy hawaii fic?
Candyland: i'm really considering doing it. like, keep the basic diary format and just expand on what was already there.
Candyland: not sure if it'll actually fly. gotta play with it a bit first, and see what happens.
sapphirestars: yeah, I think the diary format works 'cause there's so much you could leave to imagination
Candyland: yeah. i'm not planning on expanding a whole lot, because a lot of what made that so funny were the one-liners.
sapphirestars: I mean...jazzercise? that could go so many places...that and the following attempts at legal emancipation
Candyland: *snickers* jazzercise. Ran in sports bra. not paying attention to work-out. ran into wall. Dad laughed.
sapphirestars: And see the Dad laughed thing just works so well for almost everything that happens to him
Candyland: and builds up to the "shoved him in the ocean. watched him splash around. laughed uproariously. am now running in terror."
Candyland: honestly, how Shinichi's parents, as nutty as they are, produced that "normal" of an offspring escapes me
sapphirestars: That and Yukiko laughing at her husband as well...odd relationship those two
sapphirestars: well normal in the most general definition I suppose...
Candyland: comparatively, he's normal. like, he's not so brilliant that he's gone psycho. although i think it would be interesting if he suddenly pulled out some crazy scheme, like, say in the final showdown with the Black Ops...
sapphirestars: that wasn't even remotely logical or methodical...yes vey crazy.
sapphirestars: very*
sapphirestars: Except that while he's a big planner; he's also kind of reckless like his mother.
Candyland: very true...kinda makes you wonder what Yuusaku was like at Shinichi's age...
sapphirestars: probably a lot quieter...I mean aside from the deduction abilities, dark hair and light eyes...Shinichi is a carbon copy of his mother, which is probably why she annoys him so much
Candyland: then let's figure the next generation--add in Ran's snark and karate...oh lordy, there will be no messing with their spawn...
sapphirestars: That child will be dangerous.
sapphirestars: Uncommonly hot, uncommonly smart, uncommonly brave and uncommon kick to the ribs
Candyland: hey, random thought of Evil--how do we think Shinichi actually went about asking Ran to wear a grass skirt and lei only?
sapphirestars: "So, Ran, you see those girls over there?"
sapphirestars: "Yes, Shinichi, I do."
sapphirestars: "Well, I was thinking that you might try the outfit on...you know to acclimate to Hawaii and what not..."
sapphirestars: "Oh, that's a good idea, Shinichi."
sapphirestars: "Except without the top cover..."
sapphirestars: ::smack:: Ran's loud and explicit cursing heard throughout the island
Candyland: following by the sound of Shinichi's head breaking...and then screaming...and then an ambulance...
Candyland: and Yuusaku laughed after he was assured that his son was, in fact, not yet dead...
sapphirestars: "Shin-chan, what were you thinking?"
sapphirestars: And yes Yuusaku laughs...it wouldn;t be complete otherwise.
Candyland: "I wasn't thinking, Mom. My hormones were. There's a difference."
sapphirestars: "You know your father tried to pull that stunt once...he's so lucky I don't have Ran's karate skills."
Candyland: ...and Shinichi laughs.
Candyland: :-D
sapphirestars: Yuusaku turns red but decides on quick vengeance..."Ran-chan? Shinichi said he was just teasing...if you put on that outfit it'd be an eyesore. Shinichi, that's a rude way to speak to a young lady!" Shinichi hears a loud ::smack:: and descends into unconsciousness.
Candyland: Shinichi wakes up to find his father nursing a similiar head-injury. upon seeing his son's questioning look, Yuusaku simply says, "Your mother was not happy with me."
sapphirestars: Ran and Yukiko are off shopping, spending the large amount of money Yuusaku received for his novel and Shinichi's reward for solving a case.
Candyland: Yukiko: "By the way, Ran, Shinichi didn't actually say that."
Ran: "I know, I just wanted an excuse to pop him again."
sapphirestars: Yukiko: "Oh, I know, hon. Perfectly logical. But just so you know...I'm sure he would have been pleased at the first image."
sapphirestars: Ran turns so red she nearly self-combusts. "Yukiko-saaaan!"
Candyland: there's a pause before Ran decides to get her own back, and asks, "So, how much like his father is Shinichi, exactly?"
sapphirestars: "Eh, heh. Well, um...that might be difficult to say, you're so young, Ran...oh! look at the shiny jewelry!"
Candyland: *snickers* Yukiko standing by a glass window going "Shiiiiiiiny..."
sapphirestars: "Yukiko-san, I believe you're being officially evasive!"
Candyland: ...another random thought of [perverted] evil, if you don't mind me throwing out the bizarre scenario that just popped into my head...
sapphirestars: shoot! ^_^
Candyland: okay, commonly in the fanon side of Conan, the idea is that the minute Shinichi comes back, Ran is going to beat him senseless, and then jump him. i believe i've seen the phrase "jump his bones" used in numerous stories.
sapphirestars: yes yes
Candyland: weeeeeeeeeeeell, let's say that's true. now let's say they're, ah, enjoying themselves one day/night/meal (interpret THAT how you will), and Shinichi's parents happen to walk in. what would happen--go!!
sapphirestars: After much stuttering and "My God, my eyes!!" Yukiko can't help but shout "Well, its about damn time!" Yuusaku looking around, asks "Now what in the world were you using sushi for...never mind, I don't wanna know."
sapphirestars: Ran frantically dives under the covers with random 'oh god' s being heard. Yukiko nods and says "Yes, we heard that earlier downstairs too."
sapphirestars: Yuusaku grins evily "Now, I wonder if Mouri-san should be notified." Shinichi begins to fear his imminent death...not at the hands of Gin or Vodka but Mouri Kogoro and Kisaki Eri.
Candyland: meanwhile, Yukiko's downstairs plotting a wedding. "Let's see, if we have the wedding in June, there can be a baby by February or March, and I can play grandma!!!"
sapphirestars: After Yuusaku leave the room, Ran reaches for her clothes. Shinichi grabs her arm a suggestive look on his face. Naturally, Ran is horrified. "Shinichi, are you serious?" "What?! They already know!"
Candyland: there's a loud smack as Ran clobbers Shinichi, and Yuusaku, barely down the hall, calls out, "Hey, do what you want, but we don't want to hear it!"
sapphirestars: A distressed Ran, shoves her dress on and heads out "Oh, don't worry...we're finished here!" Shinichi, one leg in his pants calls out "You mean just finished as in for right this moment right?" "HA!"
sapphirestars: Yuusaku shakes his head "Now how could you have screwed that up so badly, so quickly?"
Candyland: Shinichi responds, "At least I don't go bursting in on people when they're in the middle of something!"
Candyland: "Might have had something to do with killing the mood there, Dad."
sapphirestars: Yukiko nods. "Yes, maybe...or the fact that you wanted to go at it again despte our presence might be why she left so quickly."
sapphirestars: "How did you hear that?"
Candyland: Yukiko is suddenly distracted by something shiny
sapphirestars: "Mom, I'm not kidding! Yes, I know your diamond engagement ring is nice."
Candyland: ooooooo...while we're on the topic, flip side! say it was Kogoro and/or Eri would wandered in. how would Ran protect Shinichi?
sapphirestars: "NO DAD!! You can't kill him!" Eri nods while glaring at Shinichi. "Yes, Kogoro... hold off until Megure has all the Black org. info on file. Then I'll even help."
Candyland: "No, Dad! He didn't do anything! It was totally my idea!" meanwhile, Shinichi's tied to the bed...
sapphirestars: "Uh...Occhan? No dice, huh? Ok, Mouri-san? Remember all those good times we had together while I was Conan?"
sapphirestars: "Oh, you don't?"
sapphirestars: "Kisaki-san? You're like my second mother...so kind, so um forgiving? No?"
Candyland: "Ran, would you get these off me already so I can run for my life?"
sapphirestars: "Um, I kind of lost the key..."
sapphirestars: Kogoro shakes head and holds something shiny up "No, I have it right here...by the doorway! Why the hell was it by the doorway?"
sapphirestars: "Ran! At your father's of all places! Have you never heard of love hotels? What do they teach you kids these days?"
sapphirestars: "See, Ran! We should have gone to my place. At least my parents wouldn't kill you!" Shinichi says all the while attempting to escape out of the handcuffs
Candyland: "That's what I said, Kisaki-san!!"
sapphirestars: LOL
Candyland: Eri picks up the phone and dials. "Speaking of your parents, Shinichi...hello, Yukiko?"
Candyland: Shinichi: ...aww, CRAP!!!
sapphirestars: "Kisak-san, that is just cruel."
sapphirestars: "Shinichi-kun, you've just bee caught having sex with my daughter...no, I don't care who started it!"
Candyland: then they hear Yukiko squealing from the other side of the room...
Candyland: "THEY FINALLY DID IT?!?? When's the wedding going to be? Did he give her the ring, I know he has it!!!"
sapphirestars: "You have a ring, Shinichi?" Ran asks as she attempts to get herself decent, tugging on clothes, smooting hair. "Ring..well I was planning that for later. And Ran...the more you try to smooth your hair out the more it looks like you were just having sex."
sapphirestars: "Shiiiinichi!!" ::a loud crack can be heard::
Candyland: Eri: "Ran! Can you at least get the ring first?"
sapphirestars: Yukiko: I'm telling you Eri. Kids nowadays. No concept of priorities. No love hotels, no promises of marriages. Just diving in the first second the hormones hit!
Candyland: Kogoro: WHERE'S MY GUN!??!?!
Candyland: Eri: You don't have a gun anymore.
Candyland: Kogoro: Oh yeah...
sapphirestars: Kogoro: God damn the Metropolitan Police Department!
sapphirestars: Eri: Besides...have you seen how much that kid makes a case?
Candyland: Kogoro: ...how much?
*Eri whispers a number into his ear*
Candyland: Kogoro: ...WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, SON!!!!
sapphirestars: Yukiko nods: Some nice assets he's got there...Ran-chan, get your mind out of the gutter!!
Candyland: Ran: But he does!!!
sapphirestars: Eri: Kogoro, he can't hear you. Ran knocked him our earlier after the just had sex hair comment, remember?
sapphirestars: Yukiko: Can you imagine how he's ego would expand after hearing Ran remark on his assets?
Candyland: Ran: Here, I'll wake him up.
Candyland: *Ran whispers a comment into his ear including (but not limited to) the words throbbing, thong, spank, sponge-bath, and whipped cream*
sapphirestars: Shinichi sits up quickly. "You promise, Ran? Because I swear if that was just a joke. I mean the throbbing alone...oh, um...you're all still here?"
Candyland: *then realizes that he's still handcuffed to the bed* "Look, my wrists are really starting to hurt..."
Candyland: (...can i make a reeeeeeally bad joke?)
sapphirestars: yes, please!
Candyland: Ran: Now you know how my ass feels! *Lindsey hides*
sapphirestars: Kogoro darts forward with kitchen knife and Eri screams "The money, damn it, remember the money!"
Candyland: Shinichi: You said you liked it!
sapphirestars: Ran: That does not mean it wasn't painful!
Candyland: Shinichi: ...I just had some great ideas. When your parents leave, i'll tell you aaaaaaaaall about it!
sapphirestars: Yukiko: My son has no shame whatsoever.
sapphirestars: Ran: Mom, Dad leave! Go on a date or something!
Candyland: Ran chases them out of the room with her mad karate skills, then runs after them to go get the handcuff keys.
sapphirestars: Kogoro: Fine, dammit, here! But you know the money he made for the syndicate case? I so want that in my bank tomorrow morning.::shouts loudly:: Ran can't protect you forever, brat!
Candyland: Shinichi: At the moment, she is a perfectly gorgeous human shield, sir!!
sapphirestars: Ran: ::blushes:: You think I'm gorgeous, Shinichi?
sapphirestars: Eri shakes head: Flattery will get you everywhere with that girl.
Candyland: *insert squeaky mattress and sound of headboard hitting the wall*
Candyland: Ran: Okay, i admit it. you were right. this WAS a good idea!!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: See? I told you! I'm always right.
sapphirestars: Ran: *bops him lightly* Shut up and get to stage 2
Candyland: Shinichi: ...I love you so very, very much.
sapphirestars: Ran: Not as much as you will tomorrow!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: tomorrow? ::whines::
Candyland: Shinichi: Wait...what's tomorrow?
sapphirestars: Ran: My parents' are going out of town to Kyoto!
Candyland: Shinichi: Oh! Can we play that game again?
sapphirestars: Ran: The one Heiji and Kazuha told us about?
Candyland: Shinichi: Yeah, except with our *modifications.* Still can't believe Hattori had the nerve to actually suggest that to her in the first place...
sapphirestars: Ran: Oh you mean the licorice instead of the whip?...Kazuha's kind of aggressive, really.
Candyland: Shinichi: Yeah. But Hattori said she's really good with her hands, so he's not complaining.
sapphirestars: Ran: Hands, huh? I would have thought he would have appreciated everything she was willing to do with those hairties!
Candyland: Shinichi: Yeah, but i think they prefer it a bit...rougher, ya know? Like, the neighbors complain about the noise. Like, I don't know how they're parents don't know yet.
Candyland: *their
sapphirestars: Ran: That's what they think! I heard through the grapevine that their parents started the whole bet about who's on top more often!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: what have you heard about us?
Candyland: Ran: Well...according to Yumi down at the Metro, there's a big bet going on over which position we do it in most often.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *grin* oh they would never guess.
Candyland: Ran: actually, someone did come close. *snicker* I guess Satou really knows her Kama Sutra. she just forgot about our little modifications... :-D
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Takagi must be a very happy man. Not as happy as me but still.
Candyland: Ran: Oh, Satou told me plenty about it that one night at the Christmas party. I think she'd had just a little too much punch, if you know what I mean.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: And Takagi wasted that opportunity with drunken inhibition free Satou? Just when I thought they were getting serious.
Candyland: Ran: Shinichi--they left the party early. But not before she gave me some serious ideas. You know that thing I did with the beef tenderizer? That was Satou's suggestion.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I always knew she was my favorite officer. Definitely the smartest of the bunch.
Candyland: Ran: Yuppers. Creative, too. Takagi must have quite some stamina. But let's see...I think there's also a bet going on as to whether or not we've done "certain things."
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I hope they've been more creative than just going all the way because otherwise no one is ever going to win that jackpot.
Candyland: Ran: And besides, is there anything we really haven't done? I mean, at least in terms of the basics.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Ran, what have they taught us since elementary school? Practice makes perfect. In fact, the more practice the more perfect.
Candyland: Ran: Well, you're damn close...how long have you been practicing, anyway?
Candyland: Ran: *suspicious glare*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Not this about the blondes again? I swear I have never shacked up with an older American Blonde! I've been with you the whole time.
Candyland: Ran: Well, I'm sorry, but you were gone for so long, and I have an extremely active imagination!!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: You are forgiven...as long as you stop talking and we get onto Stage 2 like you proposed earlier!
Candyland: Ran: *sigh* All right, fine. Let me get the chocolate syrup. But this time, you're doing all the work.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Oh, sure you sit back and I get to...why the hell am I complaining?
Candyland: Ran: Because you're an idiot. Now get over here and do it. I'm not getting any younger!!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I can forever assure you that that last statement is completely false.
Candyland: Ran: ...I think you've earned a reward for later.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Your mom as so right about the flattery thing.
sapphirestars: was*
Candyland: Ran: Hell, I'll even wear that little skirt you like so much.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Have you thought more about the grass skirt lay request from a few years back?
Candyland: Ran: That's for your birthday.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I cannot wait to turn 19. Just wait till you get your gift!
Candyland: Ran: What's my gift? I told you, so come on. Out with it already!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I didn't force you to tell me about my birthday gift! Besides, don't you want a surprise?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Here's a hint though...remember the knight outfit?
Candyland: Ran: ...yeeeeeeees...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: That's it, hon, nothing more out of me.
Candyland: Ran: Shinichi, do you want me to leave you chained to the bed? My parents won't be gone forever, ya know.
sapphirestars: Shinichi:...just think of all the things we can do with the cape. And that's it! Otherwise, the surprise will be fully ruined.You are an evil woman...hot as hell but evil.
Candyland: Ran: I will not be distracted by flattery...I will not be distracted by flattery...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Your hair is so pretty and shiny...and um, you look beautiful in blue.
Candyland: Ran: *looks down* Shinichi, do you see anything blue on me right now?
sapphirestars: Shinichi:...well, I'm just surprised you're still wearing anything; your parents have been gone for a good fifteen minutes.
Candyland: Ran: You mean you expected me to do all the work of taking this off by myself? *sultry puppy-dog eyes look*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *nearly self-combusts* You will be the death of me. And Vermouth thought she'd be the one to kill me.
Candyland: Ran: So are you going to tear my clothes off or not??
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *grins* Then I wouldn't enjoy it now would I?
sapphirestars: aaand there's another for an LJ post
Candyland: you're reading my mind :-P
sapphirestars: how this came about I know not...but without fail it did.
Candyland: Every. Single. Time. We. Chat.
sapphirestars: but the question is how? And I can never predict what will set us off.
Candyland: i know...how did this one start off? *scrolls back up to look*
Candyland: ...i started this one ^^;;
sapphirestars: Right, right! With the whole parents catching them
Candyland: that was on the heels of discussing our last convo, where they were in Hawaii.
sapphirestars: This one should be immortalized for posterity.
Candyland: 'twill be, i assure you :-D in honor of Valentine's Day, of course :-P
sapphirestars: See? We aren't just bitter singles...we fully invest in the romance!...of our characters
sapphirestars: and romance would be stretching it...their sex lives to be more exact.
Candyland: our whole fandom is full of perverts. how is it that any of these characters can still walk??
sapphirestars: Well, Ran is a karate champ so stamina is required. Shinichi's a soccer player...and if you've ever seen a soccer game they can go for hours.
Candyland: and plus, since they're both athletes, chances are that they're both very healthy, and potentially quite flexible...
sapphirestars: I imagine that flexibility is key. Kaito has probably got enough flexibility to share with all of Tokyo
Candyland: ...but would Kaito actually do all of Tokyo, is the question? or would he just save it up and rock Aoko's world several times a week?
sapphirestars: I would hope the latter. And considering the acrobatic stamina several times a day.
Candyland: here we go again...
Candyland: Aoko: Good grief, Kaito! I'm tired!
Candyland: Kaito: *puppy dog eyes*
sapphirestars: its a vicious cylcle...Aoko: There is no KID heist tonight, idiot. My father will be home any minute!
sapphirestars: cycle*
Candyland: Kaito: Hmmm...*grins* I have an idea!
Candyland: *about fifteen seconds later*
Candyland: Aoko: OHMIGOD!!!!
sapphirestars: Kaito: Its perfect! You're dad will catch you with the KID; I'll make my escape and he'll spend the rest of the night looking for me. I'll sneak back in and then I'll show you some of that flexibility everyone's always mentioning.
Candyland: (...that's not quite what I was thinking, but i'll go with it ^_^) Aoko: ...you're a moron. Your mother has to be wondering where you are.
sapphirestars: Kaito: I am my father's son. She's not wondering, she knows. (what were you thinking? *curiousity peaks*)
Candyland: Aoko: O_O That's disturbing. (think mouths. 'nuff said ^__^)
sapphirestars: (oh, lord.) Kaito: Oh, please. Just who are you trying to fool with the innocent act? The reason I'm so sore is because of the mop/handcuff combo you came up with!
Candyland: Aoko: The reason I use the handcuffs is because if your hands are free, then I don't know what's going to come out of where! And the mop...well, that's just kinky. (Oh, come on, like it hadn't crossed your mind at SOME point)
Candyland: (and it all goes quiet...)
sapphirestars: (oh, it has...its just never made it onto a convo yet) Kaito: Nice excuse. Besides, you told me you liked the hands!
Candyland: Aoko: I love the hands. You magicians have such talented fingers!! (Oh Lordy...) But I don't appreciate you pulling scarves from THERE!!
sapphirestars: crap gotta go
Candyland: *laugh* okay. this will be immortalized on LJ as per usually, i assure you :-P
sapphirestars: particularly what was in parentheses
sapphirestars: bye!
I know, I know...but we're fun!! Luvs to aaaaaaaall ^_____^
