Here we go again...
Feb. 21st, 2006 12:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
candylandI apologize for the whiny-ness of the last post. I feel better now ^_^
I promised another of the lurvly conversations between myself and![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
magic_truth (who needs to start on ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
30_kisses ASAP!!!), and lo, there is pervy-ness. This time, we gave Shinichi and Ran a rest, and I'm sure they are greatful to get a decent night's sleep for once. Now we attack sapphirestar's newest project, and give Satou and Takagi a run-around.
Candyland: anyway--any word on 30 Kisses?
sapphirestars: Hee! That's cute...basically a walking joke opportunity but very cute
sapphirestars: nothing yet...but since I figure that it isn't a couple taken there should be no problem
Candyland: yup, i'm sure you'll get them. and then i'll get to read them!!! *squees*
sapphirestars: lol...I spent some of my day rereading Satou and Takagi cases.
sapphirestars: but I've already got the first few pretty mapped out.
Candyland: sweet!!!
sapphirestars: I work well under a plan apparently.
Candyland: i've got my next two fairly well planned out. and then i can start thinking about that lovely Hawaii adaptation *snickers*
sapphirestars: oh, I can't wait to see that one...even though I've already 'seen' quite a bit
Candyland: BTW--Sorako left a comment on LJ. she demands that we chat more often
sapphirestars: lol, we chat nearly every day!
Candyland: and thus far, five or six of them have been deemed sufficiently bizarre and perverted to merit sharing with the rest of the world :-D
sapphirestars: we have a gift; we have to share it.
Candyland: yes. the ability to come up with this many dirty jokes about one set of characters. 'tis a talent.
sapphirestars: ::nods:: so many wish they had it. and its our duty to give them the opportunity to live vicariously through us.
Candyland: abarero said it's things like those convos that make her think she needs to get on AIM more often to chat with people and "plot out character's torrid sex lives"
sapphirestars: now now torrid is such a ...no wait its fairly accurate.
Candyland: the way we imagine 'em, anyway...
sapphirestars: I am a firm believer that Ran is not the innocent she pretends to be considering she always imagines Shinichi sleeping with someone...give the guy some credit!
Candyland: and we aaaaaaaaaaall know how Shinichi thinks. who wants to lay money that he regularly dreams about the hot spring incident?
sapphirestars: Me! And I know I'd get the jackpot.
Candyland: if he doesn't get back to his normal self and has to go through puberty again...he's going to be in a lot of trouble.
Candyland: no female will be safe...
sapphirestars: he will give Miroku a run for his money
sapphirestars: or Takagi with his naked Satou daydreams
Candyland: except i think his hormone-driven body plus seventeen year old mind will equal a bit more than just grabbing at girls' backsides...
Candyland: that's one reason that i'm so looking forward to your S/T stories
sapphirestars: well the first one deals with the constant question Satou must get every day "Why don't you have a boyfriend?"
sapphirestars: an anthem for the single girls.
Candyland: ~.~ poor girl...i hates that question...
Candyland: YES!! write it!!
sapphirestars: Im re-reading satou's matchup to get a good feel for it. Her character is just so cool...and can you imagine Takagi's reactions?
Candyland: ...well, if it's Takagi, he'll probably blush and fall over and stammer for a while. and everyone will go "awwww..." because he is adorable.
sapphirestars: It is a good thing he's so cute because then the stuttering and the clumsiness would ruin his chances...
Candyland: well, some girls find shyness to be quite endearing. that really depends on whether or not we all think Satou would recognize it for what it is...
sapphirestars: Oh I love it but his adorableness just ups his cute factor...but then the people in Conan can be so blind
Candyland: that's true. except Conan helps Takagi out during that whole "arranged marriage" thing because he recognizes that they're a lot like him and Ran.
sapphirestars: I know! Gosho decided to torture us with a similar couple but lacking the same obstacle...being vertically challenged
Candyland: *snickers* ya know, i really wonder what Satou was like as a kid. i bet she was one of those little girls who would stand up to those older bullies and make them run home crying.
sapphirestars: I am surprised she is not proficient in a martial art. But I bet she can more than hold her own
Candyland: i just had this vision of the entire precinct standing there and watching her at the gym while she's beating the crap out of a punching bag. then she turns and looks at them and they all run away scared.
Candyland: except Takagi. he's rooted to the spot, holding a towel and a waterbottle.
sapphirestars: Because she apparently works out in a tight tanktop. I imagine the others are asking themselves "WHY do we all love her?"
Candyland: because she's cute, tough, smart, and not irritating? *coughYUMIcough*
sapphirestars: lol Yumi...the mpd's version of Sonoko
sapphirestars: And Takagi so would be standing there "here you are, Satou-san!"
Candyland: and she'd smile, and he'd spontaneously combust...
sapphirestars: "Ne, Takagi-kun are you all right? How about we practice together!"
Candyland: "Sure...what're we practicing?"
sapphirestars: "Hand to hand combat! I saw you the last time we had to take down a shoplifter and you're sadly lacking."
Candyland: "Now, this is how you pin someone..." *jumps on him, pinning him flat on his back on the mat while straddling him* "See?"
sapphirestars: ::blushes so red, he resembles a firetruck:: "Um, I didn't quite catch the first part, could you repat it?"
sapphirestars: repeat*
sapphirestars: nearby officers begin to polish their guns and draw X's over Takagi's picture
Candyland: and Satou remains completely oblivious to the demonic looks of evil on her co-workers' faces...
Candyland: Satou: I said, "This is how you pin someone"
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Candyland: welcome back :-)
sapphirestars: damn thing
sapphirestars: thanks...stupid AIM
Candyland: *kicks AIM*
sapphirestars: would kill it but I kind of need it. anyhow where were we?
Candyland: Satou has Takagi pinned to the mat, but is oblivious to the demonic glares of her coworkers upon Takagi.
sapphirestars: right right and Takagi asked for a redemonstration
Candyland: yuppers!
sapphirestars: hmm..."all right, fine, but pay close attention, this time!"
sapphirestars: "it has to be done from a close distance...so you might have to run up to them or just catch them off guard when they're no more thn three feet away...got that?"
Candyland: Takagi: *is still staring at her fairly-tight work-out clothes* Sure...
sapphirestars: Satou: all right, then you sort of twist the arm, knock out their balance, push them backwards and then land on them. Be sure to press your weight down. Don't want them to flip you over!
Candyland: *she demonstrates, and winds up pressed right up against him, nose-to-nose, giving him an excellent view*
sapphirestars: ::Yumi and Chiba have to restrain Shiratori from interfering::
sapphirestars: Takagi: Uh...I see. Um, yes, I can definitely see what you mean, Satou-san.
Candyland: Yumi: *squees*
Shiratori: *foams at the mouth while his eyes turn red* KILL.
sapphirestars: Satou: ::slides off and misses Takagi's red-faced pout: Good, now you try it, Takagi-kun!
Candyland: Takagi: *face bursts into flame*
Candyland: Shiratori: GIVE ME SOMETHING SHARP!!! I CAN'T SHOOT WORTH CRAP ON A GOOD DAY!!!!
sapphirestars: Megure: Shiratori! I have a new case for you! Start making yourself worth what I'm paying you!
sapphirestars: Shiratori: Damn.
Candyland: Megure: And the rest of you--holy hell, what are those two doing??
Candyland: Megure: *joins the rest in staring at Satou and Takagi*
sapphirestars: Yumi: SHHHH!!!! Don't you dare interrupt!!
Candyland: Megure: *nods and stares*
Candyland: meanwhile, back at the ranch...
Candyland: Takagi: Okay...like this?
Candyland: *trips and falls and winds up with his face somewhere...awkward* (dear Lord, i'm going to hell...)
sapphirestars: Satou's face burns into flames: Takagi!! Get off, get off! That is not how I showed you!
sapphirestars: (offside, Shiratori's cried of "WHY, WHY??" can be heard)
sapphirestars: cries*
Candyland: Yumi: SHHHHH!!! Shut up!!
sapphirestars: Satou hastily adjusts herself: Ahem. Remember the procedure. Not every person you pull this move on will be me!
Candyland: Takagi: Good. I mean--!!!
sapphirestars: Satou raises an eyebrow: Is there something you'd like to tell me?
Candyland: Takagi: ...no...*attempts to hide behind his bangs*
sapphirestars: Satou steps forward and ruffles hair: Good! ^_^ Now, maybe we should go through this slower. You make the first move, Takagi-kun. And then we'll correct whatever you've done wrong.
sapphirestars: (hell, I am going to hell)
Candyland: Takagi: Make the first move? Ummm...
Candyland: Takagi: I thought I just did...
sapphirestars: Satou blushes profusely: No, no, no. You shouldn't land on your...partner by mistake. Everything has to be planned so here... step closer.
Candyland: *Takagi obeys, keeping still about four arm's lengths away*
sapphirestars: Satou: I don't bite, idiot. I said three feet! ::walks over and looks up at him:: see? I'm not going to hurt you. We're just practicing.
Candyland: Takagi: ...please be gentle. I'm not really experienced. (*packs bags for trip to hell*)
sapphirestars: Satou: Light-weight. You're lucky its me! Who else would be so nice? (packs own bags as well) now you have to grab my arm and knock me off balance, can you do that?
Candyland: Takagi: Okay... *grabs Satou's arm and freezes* Ummm...what was the second step again?
sapphirestars: Satou: Knock me off balance, Takagi-kun. Just throw me off course! How hard can it be? I've done that to you at least twice in the past ten minutes.
Candyland: Takagi: *mutters* More like all the time...
sapphirestars: Satou: What was that?
Candyland: Takagi: I said reading is good!!! (sorry, couldn't help myself)
sapphirestars: Satou: Well, there's no instruction manual to read here. You have to use your gut instincts! (they have a place in hell for me already)
Candyland: Takagi: Do what my instincts tell me. Right. *drops to the ground and curls up in the fetal position*
sapphirestars: Satou: ::sighs:: Takagi-kun. You know Ran told me she taught Kudo-kun a few defense skills and he caught on very quickly. Are you telling me an 18 year old kid can outdo you?
Candyland: Takagi: YES!!!
sapphirestars: LOL
Candyland: *curls up into a ball and rocks back and forth while sucking his thumb and humming Rock-a-bye Baby*
sapphirestars: Satou: You may not be aware of it Takagi... but half of the male police force is watching this display. Don't you wanna show them that you can take me down? :: offers hand:: Instincts...your basic feral instincts.
Candyland: Takagi: *takes hand and gets back on feet* Well, I really don't want to do that in front of everyone...can we go somewhere private for that?
sapphirestars: Satou is puzzled but shrugs: Sure, there's a private wrestling room down the hall lets go. *turns and begins to walk down the hallway, beckoning Takagi to follow*
Candyland: *Takagi trots along behind her*
Candyland: Shiratori: *falls to his knees and howls at the sky, tugging at his hair* WHY, GOD, WHY????
sapphirestars: Megure: Didn't I send you on a case?
sapphirestars: Chiba: $5 bucks says Satou never fully understands the implications of Takagi's last statement.
Candyland: Shiratori: ...
Candyland: Shiratori: You really thought I was going to just walk off during this?
Candyland: Yumi: I'll take that bet, Chiba.
sapphirestars: Chiba sings: Free Money, Free Money
sapphirestars: Megure: Shrugs. Understandable...lets call Mouri
Candyland: Yumi: Why are we calling Mouri?
sapphirestars: Megure: To solve the case that Shiratori is too distracted to go on...though it'd be amusing to have him here.
Candyland: Shiratori: *is huddled in a corner plotting many evil things. we know he is evil because he has developed shifty eyes*
sapphirestars: Yumi: Give it up, man, Satou has willingly followed him into a private room for practice.
sapphirestars: Yumi: operative word being practice.
Candyland: Chiba: Don't wrestling rooms usually have mats in them, too?
sapphirestars: Yumi grins evilly: Yes, yes they do.
sapphirestars: Megure gives her a look: You've been hanging out with Sonoko-kun far too long.
Candyland: Shiratori: Anyone have any information on honorable seppuku?
sapphirestars: Chiba: As if we would give it to you.
Candyland: *everyone snickers*
sapphirestars: Yumi: wonder what they're doing in there?
Candyland: MEANWHILE, our intrepid heroine and now-terrified hero are making their way to the private wrestling room that has mats in it.
sapphirestars: Only one of whom knows the entire implications of such a situation.
sapphirestars: Satou: Takagi why are you still standing at the door? I thought we talked about this.
Candyland: Takagi: *drags eyes away from fitted work-out clothes and blinks* Pardon?
sapphirestars: Satou: Focus! If you are caught in a compromising situation don't you want to find a way out of it? But there's only so much that can be taught. A lot of this is natural aptitude.
Candyland: Takagi: ...how much is natural aptitude? I mean, can't two people figure it out together, if they're willing to work at it?
sapphirestars: Satou: Well, sure in here, with me, you can. But in the moment its not that simple. You have to be prepared to just go for it. Its the element of surprise.
Candyland: Takagi: Just...dive into it head-first? (oh god, the pun...i'm so sorry for that pun...)
sapphirestars: (We are going to hell in a basket with a pretty pink bow.) Satou: Yes, there's no time for logic or over analyzing. You've got to have the upperhand.
Candyland: Takagi: By any means necessary?
sapphirestars: Satou, puzzled: Well...yes. All's fair in love and war so to speak.
Candyland: Takagi: Are handcuffs an option? (pretty pink bow...*paws at it*)
sapphirestars: Satou: Well, of course. What would you do without them? How else would they stay down once you've nailed them?
Candyland: Takagi: Oh, I can think of a few reasons. Guess it's sort of a matter of size-ratio, isn't it?
sapphirestars: Satou thinks it over: Uh-huh. Good thing you're pretty tall too and medium weight. Just in case the handcuffs aren't available.
Candyland: Takagi: Well, I certainly don't want to hurt anyone--especially you.
sapphirestars: Satou: That's sweet of you, Takagi. But sometimes the moment calls for some rough-handling.
Candyland: Takagi: Ummm...how much experience have you had at it, exactly? If you don't mind me asking. (man, it's getting hot in this handbasket...)
sapphirestars: Satou: Well, honestly, not much. I mean I know it in theory but going through the motions always helps. (Very hot. Most subtle and evil convo by far.)
Candyland: Takagi: I see...what motions do you think are the most effective for this? (eeeeeeeeeeevil...)
sapphirestars: Satou: Weell, you've definitely got to have firm leg-work because otherwise you'll get no where. Be sure to practice your grip too, that is essential. (the evil one is Takagi. I can so imagine him in this situation...another one who ain't so innocent.)
Candyland: Takagi: Hmmm...I see. *inches closer* Grip--so, be firm with your hands? (now, the question is whether or not Satou would eventually clue in that they might not be talking about the same thing...)
Candyland: (also, does Chiba win the bet, or does Yumi win the money and squee-ing rights?)
sapphirestars: (Yumi so has to win...besides, if we assume she clues in I'm sure they'll hear it from where they are at)
Candyland: (of course. and Shiratori...does something drastic, i'm sure.)
sapphirestars: Satou unexpectedly blushes: Yes, firm hands for a good...oh, oh! OH!
Candyland: Takagi: *BLUSH* Good for...moaning?
sapphirestars: oh god that came it dirtier than it was supposed to! She was supposed to just have an epiphany!
Candyland: (I don't think Takagi minds any--pretty sure one of his dreams just came true ^_^)
sapphirestars: Satou: ::blushes:: YES! I mean...no, yes, no. ::shakes head of images::
Candyland: Takagi: So are we going to do this? I think I might need another demonstration on that whole pinning thing...
sapphirestars: Satou is now bright red, stuttering and completely disoriented as full weight of conversation comes down on her. : Heh. Um, ok. I'll just pin you one more time. And then you will...yes, exactly.
Candyland: Takagi: Okay *moves a bit closer to stand in the center of the mats* Whenever you're ready!
sapphirestars: *Satou stands still for five seconds before rushing forward once again, knocking him over and straddling him.*
Candyland: Takagi: Owww...what happened to grabbing my arm??
sapphirestars: Satou blushes but still on top of him: Well, I had to improvise, you're positioning was a bit...off.
Candyland: Takagi: Well, could we practice? I mean, I'd really like to improve on my positioning.
sapphirestars: Satou raises eyebrow, once again suspicious: Fine. But you...position yourself and I'll point out what you're doing wrong.
Candyland: Takagi: Ummm...there's something in the way. I can't position myself properly. (hope they've got my suite ready in hell, 'cause i'm on my way!)
sapphirestars: (we are going to need a whole penthouse) Satou: Well, if I'm sitting on you then you have to do the maneuvering, given your obstacles. Improvise.
Candyland: Takagi: Ummm...well, how about my hands? *reaches up...* (Penthouse...*snickers*)
sapphirestars: *grabs shoulders and flips her over, straddling her instead* Satou is suitably shocked.: Um...
Candyland: Takagi: Is this any better, Satou-san?
sapphirestars: Satou, eyes wide: Yes, that's... that's much better. Good instincts, Takagi-kun. What now?
Candyland: Takagi: Well...ummm... *is silently debating over whether or not he should ask before he kisses her*
sapphirestars: Satou: What are you waiting for? *is he going to kiss me or not?* (hee, I was just thinking that!)
Candyland: Takagi: *takes deep breath and blurts out* If you don't want me to kiss you right now, then...I dunno, punch me or something!! (great minds think alike!)
sapphirestars: (yay!!) Satou: Oh for goodness sake, I've only been waiting! *pulls Takagi's face to her and kisses him*
sapphirestars: Fireworks explode in Takagi's head.
Candyland: *insert much rolling around, squeaking mats, and random gutteral noises here*
sapphirestars: Chiba: It got very quiet and very....loud in there
sapphirestars: Yumi: I win I win!!
sapphirestars: Shiratori pales and keels over. Megure: All right nothing to see or hear folks, move it along.
Candyland: Satou is heard: Wow, no wonder you were wondering about size!!! (*looks down from window of studio apartment in hell, admiring the view*)
sapphirestars: Takagi: I'm very happy to report that you have a great natural aptitude. (Hell is so nice this time of year!)
Candyland: Satou: Don't forget--a firm grip is impor--OHMIGOD!!! (look at how the young demons frolick on the beaches of fire...)
sapphirestars: *much more moaning, shifting, sliding, and rolling can be heard as well as the occasional "How much experience do you really have?"*
Candyland: Chiba: Okay, so we attack Takagi after work on Tuesday...has anybody seen Shiratori?
sapphirestars: Yumi: He was just here *notices skulking shadow heading to wrestling room*
Candyland: *a second later, there are screams from the wrestling room--and not the good variety, either*
sapphirestars: Megure: Oh, damn. Inspector Shiratori! *runs over and asseses situation* Well, you two move quickly.
sapphirestars: Takagi: Here Satou-san! My jacket!
sapphirestars: Satou: Are you seriously still calling me Satou-san?
Candyland: Takagi: Old habits die hard!
sapphirestars: Shiratori: NOOOOOO!!
sapphirestars: Megure: Come on! *drags Shiratori along* behind him
sapphirestars: Megure: As you were.
Candyland: *Satou, now more or less covered by Takagi's jacket, throws Shiratori*
Candyland: (things come full circle, yes?)
sapphirestars: (yes, once again. I wind up admiring the hellish fire from my window.)
Candyland: (oh look--hello, Mr. Demon!! *waves*)
Candyland: Shiratori: *unconscious*
Candyland: Megure: Ahem...at ease?
sapphirestars: Satou: I think we were at ease, Inspector.
Candyland: Takagi: *glances down under the shirt he's currently using like an apron* Definitely not at attention, sir! (GAH!! *headdesks repeatedly*)
sapphirestars: (falls over) Yumi strolls in: See, I knew you'd get the full implications of his "private place to practice" bit! Pay up, Chiba!
Candyland: Chiba: Dammit...*hands over the money* *when Yumi and Satou aren't looking, starts making killie motions towards Takagi* (hang in there! *fans with doujinshi featuring Nekkid!Shinichi*)
sapphirestars: (steals) Satou: Wait...have you been planning this Takagi?
Candyland: Takagi: ...wait, there was a bet on us? (hey, my pr0n!!)
sapphirestars: Satou and Takagi: Sir, I'd like to request a transfer away from my crazy co-workers. (Aww, i just finished reading Satou's matchup. They are just too adorable.)
Candyland: Megure: ...no. Reason? Loss of amusement factor. Now, everyone else out--Chiba, would you drag Shiratori-kun to the car, please? you two, as you were.
sapphirestars: Takagi: Aww...well fine with me
sapphirestars: Takagi: Satou-san, I think I'll need my coat back to comply with chief's orders.
Candyland: Satou: *waits until everyone else is out of the room* Takagi...earlier, didn't you say something about handcuffs?
sapphirestars: Takagi: Yes...but I left them on my desk ::hangs head::
Candyland: Satou: Give me your tie, then. A cop forgetting his handcuffs? *feral grin* You need to be punished.
sapphirestars: Takagi: As you are my superior, I fully intend to follow your orders
Candyland: Satou: Excellent. First, I think you need another demonstration on pinning someone properly.
sapphirestars: Takagi: I am willing to learn and practice, practice, practice. Show me!
Candyland: Satou: You might need to come home with me after this, though. This training cannot be completed in one afternoon.
sapphirestars: Takagi: Or hopefully, really, never. Consistent training keeps you in top shape. At least that's what you said.
Candyland: Satou: Indeed. All in the name of science, of course. Will you devote yourself to science?
sapphirestars: Takagi: I would say that its also an...art. Got to keep the creativity in tact.
Candyland: Satou: Are you a creative person?
sapphirestars: Takagi: Definitely. Requirements of a good cop. Good stamina too, in case you were wondering.
Candyland: Satou: Excellent. Now that, my dear Takagi, is called distraction. If you'll notice, I've made excellent use of your necktie. Can you move?
sapphirestars: Takagi: You are probably the most efficient woman I have ever met.
sapphirestars: Takagi: And no, I can't.
Candyland: Satou: Excellent. Because it's going on 2 AM, I need to go to sleep, and i don't want to miss anything =P
sapphirestars: Oh, same here...I need to work tomorrow. ::sighs::
Candyland: i've got some driving to do tomorrow *sighs also*
sapphirestars: why does the real world impede on my fangirl-ism
Candyland: i knoooooooooow!!! how rude of reality to intrude upon our squee-ing!
sapphirestars: oh would you mind if I work with this at some point for a kiss fic?
sapphirestars: I think the whole "teaching Takagi how to pin someone" would be awesome.
Candyland: not at all!!!
Candyland: i would almost be disappointed if you didn't :-) should i not post it on LJ then?
sapphirestars: Oh, no go ahead! I'm curious to see what people think of this latest thing. I'll be sure to work it around to keep it fresh.
Sooooooooo...next up, Heiji and Kazuha? Theme songs? Vacation destinations?
If this does not appear in a 30 Kisses story, I will be mighty disappointed. Fortunately, I think it's assured that it will, in fact, be incorporated into one, as the Hawaii discussion is shaping up to be a Kiss for Shinichi/Ran =P Satou and Takagi are ♥♥&hearts in copious amounts!
Expect post-age later tonight. I was recently asked why I "hate" Valentine's Day so much. I know it's a week after the fact, but I'm going to lay it all out once and for all. Ciao!
I promised another of the lurvly conversations between myself and
magic_truth (who needs to start on 30_kisses ASAP!!!), and lo, there is pervy-ness. This time, we gave Shinichi and Ran a rest, and I'm sure they are greatful to get a decent night's sleep for once. Now we attack sapphirestar's newest project, and give Satou and Takagi a run-around.Candyland: anyway--any word on 30 Kisses?
sapphirestars: Hee! That's cute...basically a walking joke opportunity but very cute
sapphirestars: nothing yet...but since I figure that it isn't a couple taken there should be no problem
Candyland: yup, i'm sure you'll get them. and then i'll get to read them!!! *squees*
sapphirestars: lol...I spent some of my day rereading Satou and Takagi cases.
sapphirestars: but I've already got the first few pretty mapped out.
Candyland: sweet!!!
sapphirestars: I work well under a plan apparently.
Candyland: i've got my next two fairly well planned out. and then i can start thinking about that lovely Hawaii adaptation *snickers*
sapphirestars: oh, I can't wait to see that one...even though I've already 'seen' quite a bit
Candyland: BTW--Sorako left a comment on LJ. she demands that we chat more often
sapphirestars: lol, we chat nearly every day!
Candyland: and thus far, five or six of them have been deemed sufficiently bizarre and perverted to merit sharing with the rest of the world :-D
sapphirestars: we have a gift; we have to share it.
Candyland: yes. the ability to come up with this many dirty jokes about one set of characters. 'tis a talent.
sapphirestars: ::nods:: so many wish they had it. and its our duty to give them the opportunity to live vicariously through us.
Candyland: abarero said it's things like those convos that make her think she needs to get on AIM more often to chat with people and "plot out character's torrid sex lives"
sapphirestars: now now torrid is such a ...no wait its fairly accurate.
Candyland: the way we imagine 'em, anyway...
sapphirestars: I am a firm believer that Ran is not the innocent she pretends to be considering she always imagines Shinichi sleeping with someone...give the guy some credit!
Candyland: and we aaaaaaaaaaall know how Shinichi thinks. who wants to lay money that he regularly dreams about the hot spring incident?
sapphirestars: Me! And I know I'd get the jackpot.
Candyland: if he doesn't get back to his normal self and has to go through puberty again...he's going to be in a lot of trouble.
Candyland: no female will be safe...
sapphirestars: he will give Miroku a run for his money
sapphirestars: or Takagi with his naked Satou daydreams
Candyland: except i think his hormone-driven body plus seventeen year old mind will equal a bit more than just grabbing at girls' backsides...
Candyland: that's one reason that i'm so looking forward to your S/T stories
sapphirestars: well the first one deals with the constant question Satou must get every day "Why don't you have a boyfriend?"
sapphirestars: an anthem for the single girls.
Candyland: ~.~ poor girl...i hates that question...
Candyland: YES!! write it!!
sapphirestars: Im re-reading satou's matchup to get a good feel for it. Her character is just so cool...and can you imagine Takagi's reactions?
Candyland: ...well, if it's Takagi, he'll probably blush and fall over and stammer for a while. and everyone will go "awwww..." because he is adorable.
sapphirestars: It is a good thing he's so cute because then the stuttering and the clumsiness would ruin his chances...
Candyland: well, some girls find shyness to be quite endearing. that really depends on whether or not we all think Satou would recognize it for what it is...
sapphirestars: Oh I love it but his adorableness just ups his cute factor...but then the people in Conan can be so blind
Candyland: that's true. except Conan helps Takagi out during that whole "arranged marriage" thing because he recognizes that they're a lot like him and Ran.
sapphirestars: I know! Gosho decided to torture us with a similar couple but lacking the same obstacle...being vertically challenged
Candyland: *snickers* ya know, i really wonder what Satou was like as a kid. i bet she was one of those little girls who would stand up to those older bullies and make them run home crying.
sapphirestars: I am surprised she is not proficient in a martial art. But I bet she can more than hold her own
Candyland: i just had this vision of the entire precinct standing there and watching her at the gym while she's beating the crap out of a punching bag. then she turns and looks at them and they all run away scared.
Candyland: except Takagi. he's rooted to the spot, holding a towel and a waterbottle.
sapphirestars: Because she apparently works out in a tight tanktop. I imagine the others are asking themselves "WHY do we all love her?"
Candyland: because she's cute, tough, smart, and not irritating? *coughYUMIcough*
sapphirestars: lol Yumi...the mpd's version of Sonoko
sapphirestars: And Takagi so would be standing there "here you are, Satou-san!"
Candyland: and she'd smile, and he'd spontaneously combust...
sapphirestars: "Ne, Takagi-kun are you all right? How about we practice together!"
Candyland: "Sure...what're we practicing?"
sapphirestars: "Hand to hand combat! I saw you the last time we had to take down a shoplifter and you're sadly lacking."
Candyland: "Now, this is how you pin someone..." *jumps on him, pinning him flat on his back on the mat while straddling him* "See?"
sapphirestars: ::blushes so red, he resembles a firetruck:: "Um, I didn't quite catch the first part, could you repat it?"
sapphirestars: repeat*
sapphirestars: nearby officers begin to polish their guns and draw X's over Takagi's picture
Candyland: and Satou remains completely oblivious to the demonic looks of evil on her co-workers' faces...
Candyland: Satou: I said, "This is how you pin someone"
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Candyland: welcome back :-)
sapphirestars: damn thing
sapphirestars: thanks...stupid AIM
Candyland: *kicks AIM*
sapphirestars: would kill it but I kind of need it. anyhow where were we?
Candyland: Satou has Takagi pinned to the mat, but is oblivious to the demonic glares of her coworkers upon Takagi.
sapphirestars: right right and Takagi asked for a redemonstration
Candyland: yuppers!
sapphirestars: hmm..."all right, fine, but pay close attention, this time!"
sapphirestars: "it has to be done from a close distance...so you might have to run up to them or just catch them off guard when they're no more thn three feet away...got that?"
Candyland: Takagi: *is still staring at her fairly-tight work-out clothes* Sure...
sapphirestars: Satou: all right, then you sort of twist the arm, knock out their balance, push them backwards and then land on them. Be sure to press your weight down. Don't want them to flip you over!
Candyland: *she demonstrates, and winds up pressed right up against him, nose-to-nose, giving him an excellent view*
sapphirestars: ::Yumi and Chiba have to restrain Shiratori from interfering::
sapphirestars: Takagi: Uh...I see. Um, yes, I can definitely see what you mean, Satou-san.
Candyland: Yumi: *squees*
Shiratori: *foams at the mouth while his eyes turn red* KILL.
sapphirestars: Satou: ::slides off and misses Takagi's red-faced pout: Good, now you try it, Takagi-kun!
Candyland: Takagi: *face bursts into flame*
Candyland: Shiratori: GIVE ME SOMETHING SHARP!!! I CAN'T SHOOT WORTH CRAP ON A GOOD DAY!!!!
sapphirestars: Megure: Shiratori! I have a new case for you! Start making yourself worth what I'm paying you!
sapphirestars: Shiratori: Damn.
Candyland: Megure: And the rest of you--holy hell, what are those two doing??
Candyland: Megure: *joins the rest in staring at Satou and Takagi*
sapphirestars: Yumi: SHHHH!!!! Don't you dare interrupt!!
Candyland: Megure: *nods and stares*
Candyland: meanwhile, back at the ranch...
Candyland: Takagi: Okay...like this?
Candyland: *trips and falls and winds up with his face somewhere...awkward* (dear Lord, i'm going to hell...)
sapphirestars: Satou's face burns into flames: Takagi!! Get off, get off! That is not how I showed you!
sapphirestars: (offside, Shiratori's cried of "WHY, WHY??" can be heard)
sapphirestars: cries*
Candyland: Yumi: SHHHHH!!! Shut up!!
sapphirestars: Satou hastily adjusts herself: Ahem. Remember the procedure. Not every person you pull this move on will be me!
Candyland: Takagi: Good. I mean--!!!
sapphirestars: Satou raises an eyebrow: Is there something you'd like to tell me?
Candyland: Takagi: ...no...*attempts to hide behind his bangs*
sapphirestars: Satou steps forward and ruffles hair: Good! ^_^ Now, maybe we should go through this slower. You make the first move, Takagi-kun. And then we'll correct whatever you've done wrong.
sapphirestars: (hell, I am going to hell)
Candyland: Takagi: Make the first move? Ummm...
Candyland: Takagi: I thought I just did...
sapphirestars: Satou blushes profusely: No, no, no. You shouldn't land on your...partner by mistake. Everything has to be planned so here... step closer.
Candyland: *Takagi obeys, keeping still about four arm's lengths away*
sapphirestars: Satou: I don't bite, idiot. I said three feet! ::walks over and looks up at him:: see? I'm not going to hurt you. We're just practicing.
Candyland: Takagi: ...please be gentle. I'm not really experienced. (*packs bags for trip to hell*)
sapphirestars: Satou: Light-weight. You're lucky its me! Who else would be so nice? (packs own bags as well) now you have to grab my arm and knock me off balance, can you do that?
Candyland: Takagi: Okay... *grabs Satou's arm and freezes* Ummm...what was the second step again?
sapphirestars: Satou: Knock me off balance, Takagi-kun. Just throw me off course! How hard can it be? I've done that to you at least twice in the past ten minutes.
Candyland: Takagi: *mutters* More like all the time...
sapphirestars: Satou: What was that?
Candyland: Takagi: I said reading is good!!! (sorry, couldn't help myself)
sapphirestars: Satou: Well, there's no instruction manual to read here. You have to use your gut instincts! (they have a place in hell for me already)
Candyland: Takagi: Do what my instincts tell me. Right. *drops to the ground and curls up in the fetal position*
sapphirestars: Satou: ::sighs:: Takagi-kun. You know Ran told me she taught Kudo-kun a few defense skills and he caught on very quickly. Are you telling me an 18 year old kid can outdo you?
Candyland: Takagi: YES!!!
sapphirestars: LOL
Candyland: *curls up into a ball and rocks back and forth while sucking his thumb and humming Rock-a-bye Baby*
sapphirestars: Satou: You may not be aware of it Takagi... but half of the male police force is watching this display. Don't you wanna show them that you can take me down? :: offers hand:: Instincts...your basic feral instincts.
Candyland: Takagi: *takes hand and gets back on feet* Well, I really don't want to do that in front of everyone...can we go somewhere private for that?
sapphirestars: Satou is puzzled but shrugs: Sure, there's a private wrestling room down the hall lets go. *turns and begins to walk down the hallway, beckoning Takagi to follow*
Candyland: *Takagi trots along behind her*
Candyland: Shiratori: *falls to his knees and howls at the sky, tugging at his hair* WHY, GOD, WHY????
sapphirestars: Megure: Didn't I send you on a case?
sapphirestars: Chiba: $5 bucks says Satou never fully understands the implications of Takagi's last statement.
Candyland: Shiratori: ...
Candyland: Shiratori: You really thought I was going to just walk off during this?
Candyland: Yumi: I'll take that bet, Chiba.
sapphirestars: Chiba sings: Free Money, Free Money
sapphirestars: Megure: Shrugs. Understandable...lets call Mouri
Candyland: Yumi: Why are we calling Mouri?
sapphirestars: Megure: To solve the case that Shiratori is too distracted to go on...though it'd be amusing to have him here.
Candyland: Shiratori: *is huddled in a corner plotting many evil things. we know he is evil because he has developed shifty eyes*
sapphirestars: Yumi: Give it up, man, Satou has willingly followed him into a private room for practice.
sapphirestars: Yumi: operative word being practice.
Candyland: Chiba: Don't wrestling rooms usually have mats in them, too?
sapphirestars: Yumi grins evilly: Yes, yes they do.
sapphirestars: Megure gives her a look: You've been hanging out with Sonoko-kun far too long.
Candyland: Shiratori: Anyone have any information on honorable seppuku?
sapphirestars: Chiba: As if we would give it to you.
Candyland: *everyone snickers*
sapphirestars: Yumi: wonder what they're doing in there?
Candyland: MEANWHILE, our intrepid heroine and now-terrified hero are making their way to the private wrestling room that has mats in it.
sapphirestars: Only one of whom knows the entire implications of such a situation.
sapphirestars: Satou: Takagi why are you still standing at the door? I thought we talked about this.
Candyland: Takagi: *drags eyes away from fitted work-out clothes and blinks* Pardon?
sapphirestars: Satou: Focus! If you are caught in a compromising situation don't you want to find a way out of it? But there's only so much that can be taught. A lot of this is natural aptitude.
Candyland: Takagi: ...how much is natural aptitude? I mean, can't two people figure it out together, if they're willing to work at it?
sapphirestars: Satou: Well, sure in here, with me, you can. But in the moment its not that simple. You have to be prepared to just go for it. Its the element of surprise.
Candyland: Takagi: Just...dive into it head-first? (oh god, the pun...i'm so sorry for that pun...)
sapphirestars: (We are going to hell in a basket with a pretty pink bow.) Satou: Yes, there's no time for logic or over analyzing. You've got to have the upperhand.
Candyland: Takagi: By any means necessary?
sapphirestars: Satou, puzzled: Well...yes. All's fair in love and war so to speak.
Candyland: Takagi: Are handcuffs an option? (pretty pink bow...*paws at it*)
sapphirestars: Satou: Well, of course. What would you do without them? How else would they stay down once you've nailed them?
Candyland: Takagi: Oh, I can think of a few reasons. Guess it's sort of a matter of size-ratio, isn't it?
sapphirestars: Satou thinks it over: Uh-huh. Good thing you're pretty tall too and medium weight. Just in case the handcuffs aren't available.
Candyland: Takagi: Well, I certainly don't want to hurt anyone--especially you.
sapphirestars: Satou: That's sweet of you, Takagi. But sometimes the moment calls for some rough-handling.
Candyland: Takagi: Ummm...how much experience have you had at it, exactly? If you don't mind me asking. (man, it's getting hot in this handbasket...)
sapphirestars: Satou: Well, honestly, not much. I mean I know it in theory but going through the motions always helps. (Very hot. Most subtle and evil convo by far.)
Candyland: Takagi: I see...what motions do you think are the most effective for this? (eeeeeeeeeeevil...)
sapphirestars: Satou: Weell, you've definitely got to have firm leg-work because otherwise you'll get no where. Be sure to practice your grip too, that is essential. (the evil one is Takagi. I can so imagine him in this situation...another one who ain't so innocent.)
Candyland: Takagi: Hmmm...I see. *inches closer* Grip--so, be firm with your hands? (now, the question is whether or not Satou would eventually clue in that they might not be talking about the same thing...)
Candyland: (also, does Chiba win the bet, or does Yumi win the money and squee-ing rights?)
sapphirestars: (Yumi so has to win...besides, if we assume she clues in I'm sure they'll hear it from where they are at)
Candyland: (of course. and Shiratori...does something drastic, i'm sure.)
sapphirestars: Satou unexpectedly blushes: Yes, firm hands for a good...oh, oh! OH!
Candyland: Takagi: *BLUSH* Good for...moaning?
sapphirestars: oh god that came it dirtier than it was supposed to! She was supposed to just have an epiphany!
Candyland: (I don't think Takagi minds any--pretty sure one of his dreams just came true ^_^)
sapphirestars: Satou: ::blushes:: YES! I mean...no, yes, no. ::shakes head of images::
Candyland: Takagi: So are we going to do this? I think I might need another demonstration on that whole pinning thing...
sapphirestars: Satou is now bright red, stuttering and completely disoriented as full weight of conversation comes down on her. : Heh. Um, ok. I'll just pin you one more time. And then you will...yes, exactly.
Candyland: Takagi: Okay *moves a bit closer to stand in the center of the mats* Whenever you're ready!
sapphirestars: *Satou stands still for five seconds before rushing forward once again, knocking him over and straddling him.*
Candyland: Takagi: Owww...what happened to grabbing my arm??
sapphirestars: Satou blushes but still on top of him: Well, I had to improvise, you're positioning was a bit...off.
Candyland: Takagi: Well, could we practice? I mean, I'd really like to improve on my positioning.
sapphirestars: Satou raises eyebrow, once again suspicious: Fine. But you...position yourself and I'll point out what you're doing wrong.
Candyland: Takagi: Ummm...there's something in the way. I can't position myself properly. (hope they've got my suite ready in hell, 'cause i'm on my way!)
sapphirestars: (we are going to need a whole penthouse) Satou: Well, if I'm sitting on you then you have to do the maneuvering, given your obstacles. Improvise.
Candyland: Takagi: Ummm...well, how about my hands? *reaches up...* (Penthouse...*snickers*)
sapphirestars: *grabs shoulders and flips her over, straddling her instead* Satou is suitably shocked.: Um...
Candyland: Takagi: Is this any better, Satou-san?
sapphirestars: Satou, eyes wide: Yes, that's... that's much better. Good instincts, Takagi-kun. What now?
Candyland: Takagi: Well...ummm... *is silently debating over whether or not he should ask before he kisses her*
sapphirestars: Satou: What are you waiting for? *is he going to kiss me or not?* (hee, I was just thinking that!)
Candyland: Takagi: *takes deep breath and blurts out* If you don't want me to kiss you right now, then...I dunno, punch me or something!! (great minds think alike!)
sapphirestars: (yay!!) Satou: Oh for goodness sake, I've only been waiting! *pulls Takagi's face to her and kisses him*
sapphirestars: Fireworks explode in Takagi's head.
Candyland: *insert much rolling around, squeaking mats, and random gutteral noises here*
sapphirestars: Chiba: It got very quiet and very....loud in there
sapphirestars: Yumi: I win I win!!
sapphirestars: Shiratori pales and keels over. Megure: All right nothing to see or hear folks, move it along.
Candyland: Satou is heard: Wow, no wonder you were wondering about size!!! (*looks down from window of studio apartment in hell, admiring the view*)
sapphirestars: Takagi: I'm very happy to report that you have a great natural aptitude. (Hell is so nice this time of year!)
Candyland: Satou: Don't forget--a firm grip is impor--OHMIGOD!!! (look at how the young demons frolick on the beaches of fire...)
sapphirestars: *much more moaning, shifting, sliding, and rolling can be heard as well as the occasional "How much experience do you really have?"*
Candyland: Chiba: Okay, so we attack Takagi after work on Tuesday...has anybody seen Shiratori?
sapphirestars: Yumi: He was just here *notices skulking shadow heading to wrestling room*
Candyland: *a second later, there are screams from the wrestling room--and not the good variety, either*
sapphirestars: Megure: Oh, damn. Inspector Shiratori! *runs over and asseses situation* Well, you two move quickly.
sapphirestars: Takagi: Here Satou-san! My jacket!
sapphirestars: Satou: Are you seriously still calling me Satou-san?
Candyland: Takagi: Old habits die hard!
sapphirestars: Shiratori: NOOOOOO!!
sapphirestars: Megure: Come on! *drags Shiratori along* behind him
sapphirestars: Megure: As you were.
Candyland: *Satou, now more or less covered by Takagi's jacket, throws Shiratori*
Candyland: (things come full circle, yes?)
sapphirestars: (yes, once again. I wind up admiring the hellish fire from my window.)
Candyland: (oh look--hello, Mr. Demon!! *waves*)
Candyland: Shiratori: *unconscious*
Candyland: Megure: Ahem...at ease?
sapphirestars: Satou: I think we were at ease, Inspector.
Candyland: Takagi: *glances down under the shirt he's currently using like an apron* Definitely not at attention, sir! (GAH!! *headdesks repeatedly*)
sapphirestars: (falls over) Yumi strolls in: See, I knew you'd get the full implications of his "private place to practice" bit! Pay up, Chiba!
Candyland: Chiba: Dammit...*hands over the money* *when Yumi and Satou aren't looking, starts making killie motions towards Takagi* (hang in there! *fans with doujinshi featuring Nekkid!Shinichi*)
sapphirestars: (steals) Satou: Wait...have you been planning this Takagi?
Candyland: Takagi: ...wait, there was a bet on us? (hey, my pr0n!!)
sapphirestars: Satou and Takagi: Sir, I'd like to request a transfer away from my crazy co-workers. (Aww, i just finished reading Satou's matchup. They are just too adorable.)
Candyland: Megure: ...no. Reason? Loss of amusement factor. Now, everyone else out--Chiba, would you drag Shiratori-kun to the car, please? you two, as you were.
sapphirestars: Takagi: Aww...well fine with me
sapphirestars: Takagi: Satou-san, I think I'll need my coat back to comply with chief's orders.
Candyland: Satou: *waits until everyone else is out of the room* Takagi...earlier, didn't you say something about handcuffs?
sapphirestars: Takagi: Yes...but I left them on my desk ::hangs head::
Candyland: Satou: Give me your tie, then. A cop forgetting his handcuffs? *feral grin* You need to be punished.
sapphirestars: Takagi: As you are my superior, I fully intend to follow your orders
Candyland: Satou: Excellent. First, I think you need another demonstration on pinning someone properly.
sapphirestars: Takagi: I am willing to learn and practice, practice, practice. Show me!
Candyland: Satou: You might need to come home with me after this, though. This training cannot be completed in one afternoon.
sapphirestars: Takagi: Or hopefully, really, never. Consistent training keeps you in top shape. At least that's what you said.
Candyland: Satou: Indeed. All in the name of science, of course. Will you devote yourself to science?
sapphirestars: Takagi: I would say that its also an...art. Got to keep the creativity in tact.
Candyland: Satou: Are you a creative person?
sapphirestars: Takagi: Definitely. Requirements of a good cop. Good stamina too, in case you were wondering.
Candyland: Satou: Excellent. Now that, my dear Takagi, is called distraction. If you'll notice, I've made excellent use of your necktie. Can you move?
sapphirestars: Takagi: You are probably the most efficient woman I have ever met.
sapphirestars: Takagi: And no, I can't.
Candyland: Satou: Excellent. Because it's going on 2 AM, I need to go to sleep, and i don't want to miss anything =P
sapphirestars: Oh, same here...I need to work tomorrow. ::sighs::
Candyland: i've got some driving to do tomorrow *sighs also*
sapphirestars: why does the real world impede on my fangirl-ism
Candyland: i knoooooooooow!!! how rude of reality to intrude upon our squee-ing!
sapphirestars: oh would you mind if I work with this at some point for a kiss fic?
sapphirestars: I think the whole "teaching Takagi how to pin someone" would be awesome.
Candyland: not at all!!!
Candyland: i would almost be disappointed if you didn't :-) should i not post it on LJ then?
sapphirestars: Oh, no go ahead! I'm curious to see what people think of this latest thing. I'll be sure to work it around to keep it fresh.
Sooooooooo...next up, Heiji and Kazuha? Theme songs? Vacation destinations?
If this does not appear in a 30 Kisses story, I will be mighty disappointed. Fortunately, I think it's assured that it will, in fact, be incorporated into one, as the Hawaii discussion is shaping up to be a Kiss for Shinichi/Ran =P Satou and Takagi are ♥♥&hearts in copious amounts!
Expect post-age later tonight. I was recently asked why I "hate" Valentine's Day so much. I know it's a week after the fact, but I'm going to lay it all out once and for all. Ciao!
