Interesting...

[candyland]

Matt just told me about this--apparently, some guy broke the world record for masturbation by ejaculating thirty-six times in twenty-four hours. We figured that's pretty much an orgasm every thirty to forty-five minutes. I've heard from another source that it was a hoax, but either way it's funny as hell.

Especially his response when asked what he was going to do next: "Ice and lotion for the burning."