Been a while!
Apr. 21st, 2006 02:00 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
candylandIt's been quite some time since I've posted one of these--yes, all you lovely people, another one of those joyous convos between yours truly and ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
magic_truth. This one isn't quite as pervy as previous ones, but we had a good time. It's also nice and long. Enjoy!
Candyland: i return!
sapphirestars: where did you go?
Candyland: okay, fair warning--the wireless internet here has gone kinda screwy. hopefully there will be no more getting kicked off, but if i sign off suddenly, that's why, and i may or may not return ^^;;
Candyland: *kicks internet*
sapphirestars: lol, that's fine. I swear wireless is a godsend but it gets screwy every once in awhile.
Candyland: yeah--our server's been screwed up since they started using BlueSocket last year.
Candyland: i'm actually pretty lucky--my friend Kelly has ZERO internet at all.
sapphirestars: that sucks.
sapphirestars: no internet *shudders*
Candyland: yeah, i know. poor kid...i can't imagine being without internet.
Candyland: i would go craaaaaaaazy...
sapphirestars: I am surrounded by wireless internet whores as we speak...where would they be without it?
Candyland: ...i deal with clunky old dial-up at home, so i've got something to keep me grounded, fortunately.
sapphirestars: thankfully, dial up is a thing of the past for me
Candyland: i think we're looking at broadband for my house *crosses fingers* but anyway...stuff.
sapphirestars: lol, yes stuff.
Candyland: stuff is good.
Candyland: *dot dot dot*
Candyland: Ran. Shinichi. popsicle. go.
sapphirestars: Shinichi is innocently sucking on a cherry popsicle: Like I was telling you, Ran. Holmes is the best. Admit it.
sapphirestars: (I thought we'd make Shinichi the food victim for once)
Candyland: (oh Lordy...BTW, we still haven't finished the duct-tape-to-a-chair convo, either.)
Candyland: Ran: I dunno, Shinichi. If you must know, I'm rather partial to Inspector Gadget.
sapphirestars: He accidentally takes a huge bite of the popsicle: GAH! Brain freeze....inspector gadget, Ran?
sapphirestars: (I don't even know how to finishi that one)
Candyland: Ran: Well, he had cool toys. And he was always on duty! (do we ever know how we're going to finish any of these?)
sapphirestars: (that is true.) Shinichi: James Bond has cool gadgets and you have a hatred for him. [I'm going by the fact that most girls I've met don't like James Bond]
Candyland: Ran: James Bond also screws with a different girl in every movie, and then they all just drop off the face of the planet! No thanks. (for example, the Heiji/Kazuha convo--had no idea where that was gonna end up until we got there *huggles that convo*)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Point. Inspector Gadget is an air-head, though. Besides Holmes doesn't need gadgets.
sapphirestars: (Aww! I love the H/K fic convo!)
Candyland: Ran: Exactly. He's an air-head. That's why he's so great. Everyone loves the underdog, and he still always gets his man! (i've just gotta finish transcribing the beginning of that convo to paragraph form, and it's ready to post!)
sapphirestars: (AHH! That's awesome! I can't wait.)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: So you like the airhead aspect?
Candyland: (that'll be the first of their 30 Hugs, and then i have an idea for a second one, something that i haven't really seen addressed in the fandom)
Candyland: Ran: It works for him. It's funny. That's why we like it.
sapphirestars: (Something that hasn't been addressed? Can you share? *is confused*)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: We don't like it. You do.
Candyland: (well, i should say that half the fandom thinks Kazuha does have a mother, and the other half thinks she's gone/dead/ran off to join the circus. i'm going to put my two cents in, and it will be fluffy ^_^)
Candyland: Ran: You just don't appreciate good humor. Mystery nerd.
sapphirestars: (YAY!! The girls' mom aspect is interesting. I wish we could meet them. Eri is just so cool.)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Because I think Holmes is better than Gadget, I don't have humor?
Candyland: (indeedy, indeedy. it won't be exactly a happy story, though. but it'll be fluffy.)
Candyland: Ran: ...yes, that sums it up pretty nicely.
sapphirestars: (le fluff is always good for me)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *is miffed* Fine. *grumbles* you have to have a sense of humor to be stuck like a midget for a year *grumbles*
Candyland: Ran: No, you didn't have a sense of humor then, either. And your red popsicle just dripped all over your white shirt. Brilliant move, meitantei.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I was referring to an ironic sense of humor about life in general. *wipes at shirt with napkin* Trust me, you wouldn't like it.
Candyland: Ran: You're smearing it all over the place. Honestly... *takes napkin and starts dabbing at stain* You're going to have to bleach this. Now, what wouldn't I like?
sapphirestars: Shinichi *blushes*: Thanks, Mom. You wouldn't like being three feet tall, on the run for a crazy syndicate and unable to tell anyone. Its not your cup of tea. Or anyone's.
Candyland: Ran: I'm not your mother, but it wouldn't do for you to look like a mess when you're solving a case. And I never said I would like it. But there had to be some perks.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I'm not solving a case right now. And if I were called I'd go change. I'm just saying that you have to have a sense of humor not to go crazy in that kind of situation...and yes there were some perks.
Candyland: Ran: *pauses* Care to name any?
sapphirestars: Shinichi *blush*: Um...ahem... well, there was the fact that I could play hide and seek like a kid again.
Candyland: Ran: Uh-huh...aaaaaand?
Candyland: (i'm really tempted to have the popsicle drip onto her hair, just for the freak-out factor...)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Free candy samples. (lol, that would be fun.)
Candyland: Ran: ...anything else, pal? (the question is whether or not it should happen soon enough to save Shinichi from the awkward question.)
sapphirestars: (I think he can stand the hot seat for a bit longer...)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Got to go camping a lot. That was pretty cool.
Candyland: Ran: ...would you like me to start listing your perks for you, since you seem bound and determined to piss me off more by making me wait for the answer I want?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: all right fine!! Having you make my bed and making me dinner every night was pretty awesome!
Candyland: Ran: *cracks knuckles* I think you're forgetting something else.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: being my 'neechan babysitter so I could go solve cases?
Candyland: Ran: *takes a step towards him* I'm suddenly thinking that a red popsicle stain on that shirt is not the worst we can do.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Wait, I'm confused...you were great throughout the whole thing! What am I missing?
Candyland: Ran: *finally snaps and grabs the front of his shirt* Yeah, I know I was great. Clothing optional, right?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Wait, you mean here? Ran, I haven't even locked the door!
Candyland: Ran: *raises a fist* Hot spring.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: OH!!! Oh oh oh oh....
Candyland: (*headdesks* not yet, dammit!)
Candyland: Ran: *still has fist raised* Oh, sure. NOW you remember. What did I have to do, sing it for you?
sapphirestars: (lol, very funny!)
Candyland: (i try ^_~)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I just didn't want to embarrass you. I really didn't try to get into the hot spring with you
Candyland: (ya know, if Ran was feeling particularly vindictive, she could twist that and lay on a major guilt trip. i'll hold onto that thought for the moment...)
sapphirestars: (hmmm, it could definitely work later)
Candyland: Ran: So you were just not mentioning it so as not to embarrass me? Is that what you're saying?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *nods* Yes, exactly.
Candyland: Ran: ...why is it that i just don't believe you?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: You try to be nice and no one believes you.
Candyland: Ran: You're not being nice. You're hoping I won't decide that you need to be dead.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *protests* That's not fair! I am just being nice. Besides just hanging around and being nice to me as a Conan was a perk.
sapphirestars: as Conan*
Candyland: Ran: And seeing me naked. Repeatedly. Along with the hugging, the carrying, sleeping in the same bed...all definite perks, right?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Well, ok, I admit. Those were perks but can you blame me? I'm 18 and full of hormones. How would you have reacted?
Candyland: Ran: If I'd gotten shrunk and saw you naked like that? Probably covered my eyes. *grin* Or laughed, whichever was more appropriate.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I am offended and I don't believe you. I caught you oggling me yesterday in the store mirror.
Candyland: Ran: That wasn't ogling. That was irritation because you won't stop looking at yourself in the mirror, Mister "I haven't seen myself in a while, I missed me!"
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Uh-huh, that's why you were blushing. And yes I missed me. I like being me. I was only me like three times the past year
Candyland: Ran: I think we're straying from the topic at hand, hentai.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: All of those times I did not go out of my way to look at you. Besides, it almost seems like you're flattered...especially since you keep bringing it up.
Candyland: Ran: Because I haven't actually punished you for it yet. You have ten seconds to give me a reason not to pummel you.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: You're beautiful.
Candyland: Ran: Nine...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: You kick all kinds of butt
Candyland: Ran: Eight--soon to include yours...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *is very serious* because the whole time I was Conan the reason I didn't leave or give up was you.
Candyland: Ran: *actually pauses* ...you're just saying that so I don't kill you.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *rolls eyes* Of course, I'm not. Told you I loved you the second I go back.
Candyland: Ran: ...it still feels like you were taking advantage of me. I mean, does that makes sense?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *sighs* I know and I'm sorry but really...I mean you do remember, right? I didn't try to take advantage of you...those things just happened
sapphirestars: Shinichi: ...but I am sorry.
Candyland: Ran: *thinks for a minute before letting him go* *doesn't say anything*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: ...Ran?
Candyland: Ran: Hmm?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: ...so are we good?
Candyland: Ran: ...if you give me a hug right now, then yeah. We're good.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *hugs her*
Candyland: Ran: *is hugged* We're definitely good now.
sapphirestars: (yay! all is good on the Shin/Ran front)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: So I wanna watch a movie?
sapphirestars: ignore the I*
Candyland: (yay typos!) Ran: Sure. What movie?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *grins* The Hound of the Baskervilles!
Candyland: Ran: ...how 'bout no.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: The Sign of the Four? A classic!
Candyland: Ran: Veto.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Well, then what do you suggest?
Candyland: Ran: Hmmm...something romantic!
sapphirestars: Shinichi:...oh lord.
Candyland: Ran: What?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: nothing...what romantic movie?
Candyland: Ran: ...Beauty and the Beast! I love that movie!
sapphirestars: (oh! I love that!)
Candyland: (me too! i honestly couldn't think of any good romance flicks off the top of my head, so that's what it ended up being!)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Well, I guess we can watch that. There are some good songs.
Candyland: Ran: If you sing, you're getting a pillow in the face.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: You're mean.
Candyland: Ran: And you're tone-deaf.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: You win. Are you gonna sing a long?
Candyland: Ran: Maaaaaaaaaybe
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Be our guest?
Candyland: Ran: *hums and pops the DVD in*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Want me to make popcorn?
Candyland: Ran: If you promise not to throw it everywhere *teases*
Candyland: *Ran watches the menu play over and over again while she waits for the munchies to arrive*
sapphirestars: Shinichi:...uh Ran? Can you come in here something weird is happening with the microwave...
Candyland: Ran: Oh lord...what did you do?!?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Nothing!! I just put in the package in.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: are you supposed to remove the plastic wrapping?
Candyland: Ran: *stares at the remains of what was once a microwave* Shinichi...did you take it out of the plastic first?
sapphirestars: (lol)
Candyland: (get out of my head!!! it's dark and scary in there!)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I guess we know the answer to that.
Candyland: Ran: Oh my Lord...
sapphirestars: (it is just as much dark and scary in my head!)
Candyland: Ran: Shinichi...you can piece together the most difficult crimes, but you can't read the directions ON A BAG OF MICROWAVE POPCORN!!!!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *tiny voice* I just figured that's why they were in such nice packages so we could just pop them in.
Candyland: Ran: *is fighting to keep an even tone* Shinichi...you are never to touch the microwave again. Ever. For the rest of your life. If I catch you near one, you will pay for it in bruises.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Even though this is my house?
sapphirestars: (I just figured we'd make it the Kudo mansion)
Candyland: Ran: YES!!! *takes deep breath* Go. Movie. Watch movie now. Movie will make killing urges go away. *stalks towards living room*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Yes, captain oh my captain. (i love that phrase!)
Candyland: Ran: Good. Watching movie now. Movie happy.
Candyland: Ran: *starts movie* And no singing!
Candyland: (...i sort of vote that he starts singing, just to annoy Ran ^__^)
sapphirestars: (I agree!!!)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Little town full of little people...
Candyland: Ran: Shinichi...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: ...waking up to saaaaay
Candyland: Ran: Shinichi...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour! There goes the baker with his tray like always...
Candyland: Ran: That's it!! *grabs convenient throw pillow and whaps him with it*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *grabs pillow and tosses it to the side* As your mother likes to say I feel that was 'cruel and unusual punishment.'
Candyland: Ran: i warned you! *grabs for pillow*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *grabs another* on guard!
Candyland: Ran: Oh, it's on! *WHAP!*
sapphirestars: *engage in pillow fight*
sapphirestars: *Shinichi whaps on her head*
Candyland: *Ran catches him in the stomach*
sapphirestars: *Shinichi groans and falls over*
sapphirestars: (I have to see where this goes)
Candyland: Ran: *pounces and uses the pillow to pin him to the...let's say he fell on the floor* VICTORY!!!
Candyland: (do you have to ask?)
sapphirestars: (hee! evilness)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I will never surrender!
Candyland: Ran: I've got you pinned!! OWNED!! *meanwhile, the movie is still playing. Gaston has fallen in the mud*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I still don't surrender...a true detective never fails.
Candyland: Ran: That doesn't even make sense! I swear, you just babble to hear yourself talk!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *teases* Ahh, but I have a nice voice don't I?
sapphirestars: (I swoon because Kappei Yamaguchi and Jerry Jewell do have nice voices)
Candyland: Ran: There's a reason I told you not to sing, Shinichi *smiles sweetly, keeping pinned to the floor*
Candyland: (i know, i enjoy their voices too *fangirls*)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I meant a nice speaking voice... *grins*
Candyland: Ran: *has the grace to blush* Maybe. Is there a point to this?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *grins further at her blush* Maybe that you don't mind the babbling too much. Especially when I go into case-solving mode. *teases*
Candyland: Ran: Shinichi? Most of the time I can't get you to shut up when you're in case-solving mode! A girl can't get a word in edgewise!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *blushes* trust me I always know when you're around.
sapphirestars: (is reminded of the first case he ever solved when he couldn;t concentrate with her around)
Candyland: Ran: What do you mean? *still isn't letting him off the floor* *on the movie, Belle is going in search of her father*
Candyland: (and yet she gave him the info he needed to solve the case. he may be brilliant, but even he didn't quite grasp the marvel that is the modern braissiere)
sapphirestars: (that's what I like...sure he's the big brain but she always seems to have general knowledge about all sorts of things, aside from bras, and she always spots something that's just a little off...even if she doesn't know why.)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I just mean that you've helped me solve cases before.
Candyland: (...ah, what the hell...) Ran: Well, I remember explaining the structure of a bra to you on that airplane case...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: ....ahem. Yes, that was important...
Candyland: Ran: You asked if you could borrow my bra. *grin* Look, I know it's natural to be curious, but if you wanted to try one on, there are better places than a crowded airplane.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Very funny. You know I just wanted to check if there was a wire...speaking of which...what is that for?
Candyland: Ran: If you must know, it's mostly to help keep the shape. I think.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: ...you think
Candyland: Ran: In reality, they're kind of a pain. Especially when they decide to break. They you get stabbed in an uncomfortable place.
Candyland: (*winces*)
sapphirestars: (I must confess that mine have never broken...but I think they're also supposed to give lift...)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Jeez, they're lethal. I'm surprised you girls don't rebel.
Candyland: (i've gotten stabbed one too many times, and now avoid them whenever possible.)
Candyland: Ran: It's better than the alternative! *is vaguely aware that she's still got him pinned to the floor, and the movie's still playing*
Candyland: (ya know what's funny? none of my guy friends can figure out how women can take their bra off without removing the shirt--the "through the sleeve" method)
sapphirestars: (I am clearly the only women who has never been stabbed and isn't bothered by them 0_0)
sapphirestars: (lol, that is a trick but its easy!)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: ...uh-huh, right. *looking at the ceiling*
Candyland: (i know! my mom taught me how to do that on the day i got my first "real" bra. it's not complicated.)
Candyland: Ran: But I'm sure you wouldn't mind the alternative, would you? *raises eyebrow*
sapphirestars: (yup! And how to put them on in a myriad of situations)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: To be completely honest...no, I wouldn't.
Candyland: (show choir taught me how to change clothes quickly, in twelve square inches of space, without giving anything away. it's a skill that has served me well!)
Candyland: Ran: Really? Why not? *is honestly curious*
sapphirestars: (the talents a girl acquires with time...)
sapphirestars: Shinichi:...are you serious? You not wearing a bra? Of course, I wouldn't mind! I'm a guy!
Candyland: (but they are put to good use *nod nod* and it's funny when my guy friends ask how it's possible)
Candyland: Ran: *sigh* I knew it.
Candyland: Ran: Well, at least you're predictable.
sapphirestars: (it boggles their minds) Shinichi: *pats her arm* hey come on now. I'm being honest. But I think you're beautiful anyway. Besides, I bet you don't mind me wearing that one pair of jeans you like.
Candyland: (i love my boys ^_^) Ran: *blush* I admit to nothing.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Oh no? That dark blue pair I wore saturday? I'm not blind you know.
Candyland: Ran: Doesn't ring any bells... *is fire-engine red*
Candyland: Ran: Sure you weren't imagining things?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Yeah the ones that have the extra wide pockets and they swing a little low.
Candyland: Ran: ...you suck at life *blush*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: kind of fitted around the backside?
sapphirestars: (lol, now I am imagining these jeans)
Candyland: (yeah...well, i'm definitely awake now *laugh*)
Candyland: Ran: *whining* Stooooooooop it! *punches him on the shoulder*
Candyland: (she's still got him flat on his back on the floor...wonder if either of them has noticed?)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: so its ok for you to make fun of me but I can;t remind you of the Levi's you're so fond of?
sapphirestars: (I think they should notice now...and yes I am wide awake)
Candyland: Ran: *mock-punches him again* Quit. There's a big difference between bras and jeans--jeans are meant to be seen by everybody, and bras...yeah... *trails off*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: true but I don't think you're supposed to walk three steps behind me because your 'ankle hurts'
sapphirestars: (Ha! I have to do that some time.)
Candyland: Ran: Well, what would you have me do? You weren't being helpful at all.
Candyland: (that's a good idea...*makes note*)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: My point being that your ankle did not hurt and you were just using an excuse to check me out. Not that I mind...
Candyland: Ran: You officially fail at life. Doesn't change the fact that there's a big difference between jeans and bras. *pout*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I may fail at life but you aren't so good about being subtle *winks* especially since you've still got me pinned to the floor.
Candyland: Ran: We had a pillow fight, remember? I won.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Uh-huh...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: doesn't explain why you're still on top of me
Candyland: Ran: ...do you want me to move?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *blush* do you want to move?
Candyland: Ran: Uh-uh. Asked you first.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: well, if you're comfortable then I have no problem.
Candyland: Ran: *smiles* Than stop making such a big deal out of it.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I was just making sure you were aware...might accuse me of being overly fond of your jeans or something.
Candyland: Ran: I don't have to accuse you. I already know you like these jeans, smart guy.
Candyland: Ran: Turnabout is fair play, sweetie.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: You have no proof...wait scratch that.
Candyland: Ran: *smiles sweetly*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Don't make me pull out the jeans.
Candyland: Ran: You wore those a couple days ago. Eww!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I washed them.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Never know when I need them...but you seemed fond of these earlier so maybe I won't need them.
Candyland: Ran: What do you mean by that?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: You like these jeans...no wonder same style different color...the shopping I have to do for you. *mock sigh*
Candyland: Ran: You? Shopping? Willingly?
Candyland: Ran: When did this start?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I admit I like to be flattered
Candyland: Ran: Is this a hint?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: You can look at it anyway you like.
Candyland: Ran: Fine, since you're being so subtle about fishing for compliments. You really do have a nice, round...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *fire engine red blush*
Candyland: Ran: ...brain. *smiles sweetly*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Oh, you're funny. Lets see if I compliment you anytime soon.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: But yes my brains are pretty good, huh?
Candyland: Ran: I'm just kidding. Why, what did you think I was going to say, hmmmmmmm?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: You know what I thought don't play innocent.
Candyland: Ran: For your information, I am as pure as...I can't even think of an appropriate analogy!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Funny, neither can I *grins*
Candyland: Ran: You're as pure as what they shovel out of stables, pal.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I never said I was an angel. Though, the analogy isn't too flattering.
Candyland: Ran: Wasn't Angel my codename or something?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *pouts* true.
Candyland: Ran: *preens*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Ok, ok angel, you win.
Candyland: Ran: He admits it! *does a little dance...without actually getting off Shinichi*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *blush at movement*
Candyland: Ran: What?
Candyland: (*giggle* "Your face is so red?" "It's the sunset!")
sapphirestars: (Ahh!! I need to watch the movie again)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Nothing.
Candyland: Ran: You lie like a rug. Ironic, considering that we are, in fact, on the floor *grin*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: That joke was lame. And its nothing.
Candyland: Ran: *sing-songs and rocks back and forth* I don't believe you!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *fire-engine red* You...can say whatever you like.
Candyland: Ran: Your face is so red...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Its not...just bad lighting
Candyland: Ran: ...that's gotta be the crappiest cop-out I've ever heard. And I listened to the excuses from when you were Conan.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I can't believe you can't figure it out. You can't be this naive
Candyland: Ran: *smile* Maybe, maybe not. Why are you so reluctant to tell me?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Because...I want to know whether you really know or if you're just pretending.
Candyland: Ran: Well, I can make assumptions, but you know what they say about "assume." I'd rather you just tell me.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: How about I give you some clues, Miss Detective?
Candyland: Ran: Fair enough. (*inner fangirl is ready to squee*)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: You are sitting on top of me...
Candyland: Ran: I will refrain from making a snarky remark, and simply nod.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: you're moving around, shifting...
Candyland: Ran: Uh-huh...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: dancing around...
Candyland: (of course, Ran knows exactly what's going on. she just likes the fact that she has the power to make Shinichi squirm)
sapphirestars: (oh of course, she is hardly that naive...)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: and that's it. you've got the clues. solve it.
Candyland: (do we persist in naivety, or be blunt and give Shin-chan a heart attack? decisions...)
sapphirestars: (i think a coy revealing of the truth could be fun)
Candyland: (how coy, do you think?)
sapphirestars: (hmmm...not that coy, it is Ran after all)
Candyland: Ran: Well, if I put those pieces together...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Mmm-hmmm
Candyland: Ran: ...and the fact that whenever I wear these jeans, your eyes are glued to places they should not be...
sapphirestars: *Shinichi blushes more...if possible*
Candyland: Ran: ...and you're not denying it... *chuckles* would you just shut up and kiss me already, you nerd?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: FINALLY! *reaches for the back of her head and brings her face forward...they kiss*
Candyland: *and it is pretty!*
sapphirestars: (apparently we have brought the science of jeans to Ran and Shinichi)
Candyland: (the science of jeans--and the way they differ from bras!)
Candyland: *this goes on for a few--dozen--seconds*
sapphirestars: *they break apart* Shinichi: So I hope this was better than the movie?
Candyland: *the movie is singing "Tale as old as time..."*
sapphirestars: (awwww!!!)
Candyland: (couldn't resist...i have no idea how long they've been sitting on the floor)
Candyland: Ran: Pillow fights are fun!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: and the subsequent pin down was fun too
Candyland: Ran: Hentai.
Candyland: Ran: ...Shinichi. Hand check.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: ...oops sorry.
Candyland: Ran: ...s'okay.
Candyland: *blush!*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: didn't mean to, just with all the shifting...why are you blushing?
Candyland: Ran: Kissing, and hands in unusual places.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *blushes* Right...right...s ready to go again?
sapphirestars: so*
Candyland: Ran: Yes, even though you make it sound like sex.
sapphirestars: Shinichi:...well, if you like...*dodges pillow* kidding, I'm kidding!!
Candyland: Ran: I hang out with a pervert...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I know but that's why you love me! *cheek kiss* (couldn't resist ^_~)
Candyland: (*hearts!!!*) Ran: ...yeah.
sapphirestars: *Shinichi leans in*
Candyland: Ran: Better stock up on lip gloss... *leans in and meets him halfway*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: As long as its strawberry-flavored...*meets her for kiss*
Candyland: (strawberry flavored...*giggles*)
sapphirestars: (I know!! Because on first glance its cherry...lol)
Candyland: (and that can go very badly, knowing our minds...strawberry it is!!)
Candyland: *after a while...*
Candyland: Movie: Kill the beast...
It just hit me:magic_truth, where did the popsicle go? *has visions of Shinichi hugging Ran, her turning around, and him realizing that he's just planted a bright red popsicle on the back of Ran's shirt* Oh lordy...
And for those who are going into withdrawal from our wacky hijinks in the wonderful world of AIM, I realized I have several random convos sitting in a folder on my hard-drive, just waiting to be shared with the world. So keep your eyes peeled--I'm going to try and get caught upand make a memories category for these in the near future.
Went out for chicken withjewelsybear1017 and thekellylynn, where we sat and just gabbed for probably two hours. Later, went on an hour and a half-long walk with Jeff and Joy. I'm exhausted, but this is the most relaxed I've been in the last couple of weeks.
Heard Today/Tonight:
Kelly: If I ever decide to have kids, I'm going to have a test-tube baby. I'll keep it in the living room for everyone to see.
Me: That's going on your quote list, right under your comment about aliens stealing the submasters...
(The submasters are the keys to the different halls in our building--if someone gets locked out, any RA can go down, get the appropriate key, and let them in. This keyring disappeared for the entire month of January. Kelly was quoted as saying, "I don't care if aliens took the keys! They need to finish their experiments and bring them back RIGHT NOW!" Kelly is my hero.)
Me: Why is it that in country songs, they always refer to their mother as Mama?
Joy: It's a regional thing.
Me: Sometimes I call my mom "Mommy." Can you imagine Queen singing that? *sings Bohemian Rhapsody* Mommy...oooooh...I didn't mean to make you cry...
Joy: *channels ABBA* Mommy-mia...here I go again...
Jeff: *STEALTH ASS-GROPE!!*
Joy and Me: *scream*
Everyone: *fall over laughing*
magic_truth. This one isn't quite as pervy as previous ones, but we had a good time. It's also nice and long. Enjoy!Candyland: i return!
sapphirestars: where did you go?
Candyland: okay, fair warning--the wireless internet here has gone kinda screwy. hopefully there will be no more getting kicked off, but if i sign off suddenly, that's why, and i may or may not return ^^;;
Candyland: *kicks internet*
sapphirestars: lol, that's fine. I swear wireless is a godsend but it gets screwy every once in awhile.
Candyland: yeah--our server's been screwed up since they started using BlueSocket last year.
Candyland: i'm actually pretty lucky--my friend Kelly has ZERO internet at all.
sapphirestars: that sucks.
sapphirestars: no internet *shudders*
Candyland: yeah, i know. poor kid...i can't imagine being without internet.
Candyland: i would go craaaaaaaazy...
sapphirestars: I am surrounded by wireless internet whores as we speak...where would they be without it?
Candyland: ...i deal with clunky old dial-up at home, so i've got something to keep me grounded, fortunately.
sapphirestars: thankfully, dial up is a thing of the past for me
Candyland: i think we're looking at broadband for my house *crosses fingers* but anyway...stuff.
sapphirestars: lol, yes stuff.
Candyland: stuff is good.
Candyland: *dot dot dot*
Candyland: Ran. Shinichi. popsicle. go.
sapphirestars: Shinichi is innocently sucking on a cherry popsicle: Like I was telling you, Ran. Holmes is the best. Admit it.
sapphirestars: (I thought we'd make Shinichi the food victim for once)
Candyland: (oh Lordy...BTW, we still haven't finished the duct-tape-to-a-chair convo, either.)
Candyland: Ran: I dunno, Shinichi. If you must know, I'm rather partial to Inspector Gadget.
sapphirestars: He accidentally takes a huge bite of the popsicle: GAH! Brain freeze....inspector gadget, Ran?
sapphirestars: (I don't even know how to finishi that one)
Candyland: Ran: Well, he had cool toys. And he was always on duty! (do we ever know how we're going to finish any of these?)
sapphirestars: (that is true.) Shinichi: James Bond has cool gadgets and you have a hatred for him. [I'm going by the fact that most girls I've met don't like James Bond]
Candyland: Ran: James Bond also screws with a different girl in every movie, and then they all just drop off the face of the planet! No thanks. (for example, the Heiji/Kazuha convo--had no idea where that was gonna end up until we got there *huggles that convo*)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Point. Inspector Gadget is an air-head, though. Besides Holmes doesn't need gadgets.
sapphirestars: (Aww! I love the H/K fic convo!)
Candyland: Ran: Exactly. He's an air-head. That's why he's so great. Everyone loves the underdog, and he still always gets his man! (i've just gotta finish transcribing the beginning of that convo to paragraph form, and it's ready to post!)
sapphirestars: (AHH! That's awesome! I can't wait.)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: So you like the airhead aspect?
Candyland: (that'll be the first of their 30 Hugs, and then i have an idea for a second one, something that i haven't really seen addressed in the fandom)
Candyland: Ran: It works for him. It's funny. That's why we like it.
sapphirestars: (Something that hasn't been addressed? Can you share? *is confused*)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: We don't like it. You do.
Candyland: (well, i should say that half the fandom thinks Kazuha does have a mother, and the other half thinks she's gone/dead/ran off to join the circus. i'm going to put my two cents in, and it will be fluffy ^_^)
Candyland: Ran: You just don't appreciate good humor. Mystery nerd.
sapphirestars: (YAY!! The girls' mom aspect is interesting. I wish we could meet them. Eri is just so cool.)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Because I think Holmes is better than Gadget, I don't have humor?
Candyland: (indeedy, indeedy. it won't be exactly a happy story, though. but it'll be fluffy.)
Candyland: Ran: ...yes, that sums it up pretty nicely.
sapphirestars: (le fluff is always good for me)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *is miffed* Fine. *grumbles* you have to have a sense of humor to be stuck like a midget for a year *grumbles*
Candyland: Ran: No, you didn't have a sense of humor then, either. And your red popsicle just dripped all over your white shirt. Brilliant move, meitantei.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I was referring to an ironic sense of humor about life in general. *wipes at shirt with napkin* Trust me, you wouldn't like it.
Candyland: Ran: You're smearing it all over the place. Honestly... *takes napkin and starts dabbing at stain* You're going to have to bleach this. Now, what wouldn't I like?
sapphirestars: Shinichi *blushes*: Thanks, Mom. You wouldn't like being three feet tall, on the run for a crazy syndicate and unable to tell anyone. Its not your cup of tea. Or anyone's.
Candyland: Ran: I'm not your mother, but it wouldn't do for you to look like a mess when you're solving a case. And I never said I would like it. But there had to be some perks.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I'm not solving a case right now. And if I were called I'd go change. I'm just saying that you have to have a sense of humor not to go crazy in that kind of situation...and yes there were some perks.
Candyland: Ran: *pauses* Care to name any?
sapphirestars: Shinichi *blush*: Um...ahem... well, there was the fact that I could play hide and seek like a kid again.
Candyland: Ran: Uh-huh...aaaaaand?
Candyland: (i'm really tempted to have the popsicle drip onto her hair, just for the freak-out factor...)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Free candy samples. (lol, that would be fun.)
Candyland: Ran: ...anything else, pal? (the question is whether or not it should happen soon enough to save Shinichi from the awkward question.)
sapphirestars: (I think he can stand the hot seat for a bit longer...)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Got to go camping a lot. That was pretty cool.
Candyland: Ran: ...would you like me to start listing your perks for you, since you seem bound and determined to piss me off more by making me wait for the answer I want?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: all right fine!! Having you make my bed and making me dinner every night was pretty awesome!
Candyland: Ran: *cracks knuckles* I think you're forgetting something else.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: being my 'neechan babysitter so I could go solve cases?
Candyland: Ran: *takes a step towards him* I'm suddenly thinking that a red popsicle stain on that shirt is not the worst we can do.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Wait, I'm confused...you were great throughout the whole thing! What am I missing?
Candyland: Ran: *finally snaps and grabs the front of his shirt* Yeah, I know I was great. Clothing optional, right?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Wait, you mean here? Ran, I haven't even locked the door!
Candyland: Ran: *raises a fist* Hot spring.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: OH!!! Oh oh oh oh....
Candyland: (*headdesks* not yet, dammit!)
Candyland: Ran: *still has fist raised* Oh, sure. NOW you remember. What did I have to do, sing it for you?
sapphirestars: (lol, very funny!)
Candyland: (i try ^_~)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I just didn't want to embarrass you. I really didn't try to get into the hot spring with you
Candyland: (ya know, if Ran was feeling particularly vindictive, she could twist that and lay on a major guilt trip. i'll hold onto that thought for the moment...)
sapphirestars: (hmmm, it could definitely work later)
Candyland: Ran: So you were just not mentioning it so as not to embarrass me? Is that what you're saying?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *nods* Yes, exactly.
Candyland: Ran: ...why is it that i just don't believe you?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: You try to be nice and no one believes you.
Candyland: Ran: You're not being nice. You're hoping I won't decide that you need to be dead.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *protests* That's not fair! I am just being nice. Besides just hanging around and being nice to me as a Conan was a perk.
sapphirestars: as Conan*
Candyland: Ran: And seeing me naked. Repeatedly. Along with the hugging, the carrying, sleeping in the same bed...all definite perks, right?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Well, ok, I admit. Those were perks but can you blame me? I'm 18 and full of hormones. How would you have reacted?
Candyland: Ran: If I'd gotten shrunk and saw you naked like that? Probably covered my eyes. *grin* Or laughed, whichever was more appropriate.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I am offended and I don't believe you. I caught you oggling me yesterday in the store mirror.
Candyland: Ran: That wasn't ogling. That was irritation because you won't stop looking at yourself in the mirror, Mister "I haven't seen myself in a while, I missed me!"
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Uh-huh, that's why you were blushing. And yes I missed me. I like being me. I was only me like three times the past year
Candyland: Ran: I think we're straying from the topic at hand, hentai.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: All of those times I did not go out of my way to look at you. Besides, it almost seems like you're flattered...especially since you keep bringing it up.
Candyland: Ran: Because I haven't actually punished you for it yet. You have ten seconds to give me a reason not to pummel you.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: You're beautiful.
Candyland: Ran: Nine...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: You kick all kinds of butt
Candyland: Ran: Eight--soon to include yours...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *is very serious* because the whole time I was Conan the reason I didn't leave or give up was you.
Candyland: Ran: *actually pauses* ...you're just saying that so I don't kill you.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *rolls eyes* Of course, I'm not. Told you I loved you the second I go back.
Candyland: Ran: ...it still feels like you were taking advantage of me. I mean, does that makes sense?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *sighs* I know and I'm sorry but really...I mean you do remember, right? I didn't try to take advantage of you...those things just happened
sapphirestars: Shinichi: ...but I am sorry.
Candyland: Ran: *thinks for a minute before letting him go* *doesn't say anything*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: ...Ran?
Candyland: Ran: Hmm?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: ...so are we good?
Candyland: Ran: ...if you give me a hug right now, then yeah. We're good.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *hugs her*
Candyland: Ran: *is hugged* We're definitely good now.
sapphirestars: (yay! all is good on the Shin/Ran front)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: So I wanna watch a movie?
sapphirestars: ignore the I*
Candyland: (yay typos!) Ran: Sure. What movie?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *grins* The Hound of the Baskervilles!
Candyland: Ran: ...how 'bout no.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: The Sign of the Four? A classic!
Candyland: Ran: Veto.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Well, then what do you suggest?
Candyland: Ran: Hmmm...something romantic!
sapphirestars: Shinichi:...oh lord.
Candyland: Ran: What?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: nothing...what romantic movie?
Candyland: Ran: ...Beauty and the Beast! I love that movie!
sapphirestars: (oh! I love that!)
Candyland: (me too! i honestly couldn't think of any good romance flicks off the top of my head, so that's what it ended up being!)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Well, I guess we can watch that. There are some good songs.
Candyland: Ran: If you sing, you're getting a pillow in the face.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: You're mean.
Candyland: Ran: And you're tone-deaf.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: You win. Are you gonna sing a long?
Candyland: Ran: Maaaaaaaaaybe
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Be our guest?
Candyland: Ran: *hums and pops the DVD in*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Want me to make popcorn?
Candyland: Ran: If you promise not to throw it everywhere *teases*
Candyland: *Ran watches the menu play over and over again while she waits for the munchies to arrive*
sapphirestars: Shinichi:...uh Ran? Can you come in here something weird is happening with the microwave...
Candyland: Ran: Oh lord...what did you do?!?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Nothing!! I just put in the package in.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: are you supposed to remove the plastic wrapping?
Candyland: Ran: *stares at the remains of what was once a microwave* Shinichi...did you take it out of the plastic first?
sapphirestars: (lol)
Candyland: (get out of my head!!! it's dark and scary in there!)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I guess we know the answer to that.
Candyland: Ran: Oh my Lord...
sapphirestars: (it is just as much dark and scary in my head!)
Candyland: Ran: Shinichi...you can piece together the most difficult crimes, but you can't read the directions ON A BAG OF MICROWAVE POPCORN!!!!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *tiny voice* I just figured that's why they were in such nice packages so we could just pop them in.
Candyland: Ran: *is fighting to keep an even tone* Shinichi...you are never to touch the microwave again. Ever. For the rest of your life. If I catch you near one, you will pay for it in bruises.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Even though this is my house?
sapphirestars: (I just figured we'd make it the Kudo mansion)
Candyland: Ran: YES!!! *takes deep breath* Go. Movie. Watch movie now. Movie will make killing urges go away. *stalks towards living room*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Yes, captain oh my captain. (i love that phrase!)
Candyland: Ran: Good. Watching movie now. Movie happy.
Candyland: Ran: *starts movie* And no singing!
Candyland: (...i sort of vote that he starts singing, just to annoy Ran ^__^)
sapphirestars: (I agree!!!)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Little town full of little people...
Candyland: Ran: Shinichi...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: ...waking up to saaaaay
Candyland: Ran: Shinichi...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour! There goes the baker with his tray like always...
Candyland: Ran: That's it!! *grabs convenient throw pillow and whaps him with it*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *grabs pillow and tosses it to the side* As your mother likes to say I feel that was 'cruel and unusual punishment.'
Candyland: Ran: i warned you! *grabs for pillow*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *grabs another* on guard!
Candyland: Ran: Oh, it's on! *WHAP!*
sapphirestars: *engage in pillow fight*
sapphirestars: *Shinichi whaps on her head*
Candyland: *Ran catches him in the stomach*
sapphirestars: *Shinichi groans and falls over*
sapphirestars: (I have to see where this goes)
Candyland: Ran: *pounces and uses the pillow to pin him to the...let's say he fell on the floor* VICTORY!!!
Candyland: (do you have to ask?)
sapphirestars: (hee! evilness)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I will never surrender!
Candyland: Ran: I've got you pinned!! OWNED!! *meanwhile, the movie is still playing. Gaston has fallen in the mud*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I still don't surrender...a true detective never fails.
Candyland: Ran: That doesn't even make sense! I swear, you just babble to hear yourself talk!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *teases* Ahh, but I have a nice voice don't I?
sapphirestars: (I swoon because Kappei Yamaguchi and Jerry Jewell do have nice voices)
Candyland: Ran: There's a reason I told you not to sing, Shinichi *smiles sweetly, keeping pinned to the floor*
Candyland: (i know, i enjoy their voices too *fangirls*)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I meant a nice speaking voice... *grins*
Candyland: Ran: *has the grace to blush* Maybe. Is there a point to this?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *grins further at her blush* Maybe that you don't mind the babbling too much. Especially when I go into case-solving mode. *teases*
Candyland: Ran: Shinichi? Most of the time I can't get you to shut up when you're in case-solving mode! A girl can't get a word in edgewise!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *blushes* trust me I always know when you're around.
sapphirestars: (is reminded of the first case he ever solved when he couldn;t concentrate with her around)
Candyland: Ran: What do you mean? *still isn't letting him off the floor* *on the movie, Belle is going in search of her father*
Candyland: (and yet she gave him the info he needed to solve the case. he may be brilliant, but even he didn't quite grasp the marvel that is the modern braissiere)
sapphirestars: (that's what I like...sure he's the big brain but she always seems to have general knowledge about all sorts of things, aside from bras, and she always spots something that's just a little off...even if she doesn't know why.)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I just mean that you've helped me solve cases before.
Candyland: (...ah, what the hell...) Ran: Well, I remember explaining the structure of a bra to you on that airplane case...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: ....ahem. Yes, that was important...
Candyland: Ran: You asked if you could borrow my bra. *grin* Look, I know it's natural to be curious, but if you wanted to try one on, there are better places than a crowded airplane.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Very funny. You know I just wanted to check if there was a wire...speaking of which...what is that for?
Candyland: Ran: If you must know, it's mostly to help keep the shape. I think.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: ...you think
Candyland: Ran: In reality, they're kind of a pain. Especially when they decide to break. They you get stabbed in an uncomfortable place.
Candyland: (*winces*)
sapphirestars: (I must confess that mine have never broken...but I think they're also supposed to give lift...)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Jeez, they're lethal. I'm surprised you girls don't rebel.
Candyland: (i've gotten stabbed one too many times, and now avoid them whenever possible.)
Candyland: Ran: It's better than the alternative! *is vaguely aware that she's still got him pinned to the floor, and the movie's still playing*
Candyland: (ya know what's funny? none of my guy friends can figure out how women can take their bra off without removing the shirt--the "through the sleeve" method)
sapphirestars: (I am clearly the only women who has never been stabbed and isn't bothered by them 0_0)
sapphirestars: (lol, that is a trick but its easy!)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: ...uh-huh, right. *looking at the ceiling*
Candyland: (i know! my mom taught me how to do that on the day i got my first "real" bra. it's not complicated.)
Candyland: Ran: But I'm sure you wouldn't mind the alternative, would you? *raises eyebrow*
sapphirestars: (yup! And how to put them on in a myriad of situations)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: To be completely honest...no, I wouldn't.
Candyland: (show choir taught me how to change clothes quickly, in twelve square inches of space, without giving anything away. it's a skill that has served me well!)
Candyland: Ran: Really? Why not? *is honestly curious*
sapphirestars: (the talents a girl acquires with time...)
sapphirestars: Shinichi:...are you serious? You not wearing a bra? Of course, I wouldn't mind! I'm a guy!
Candyland: (but they are put to good use *nod nod* and it's funny when my guy friends ask how it's possible)
Candyland: Ran: *sigh* I knew it.
Candyland: Ran: Well, at least you're predictable.
sapphirestars: (it boggles their minds) Shinichi: *pats her arm* hey come on now. I'm being honest. But I think you're beautiful anyway. Besides, I bet you don't mind me wearing that one pair of jeans you like.
Candyland: (i love my boys ^_^) Ran: *blush* I admit to nothing.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Oh no? That dark blue pair I wore saturday? I'm not blind you know.
Candyland: Ran: Doesn't ring any bells... *is fire-engine red*
Candyland: Ran: Sure you weren't imagining things?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Yeah the ones that have the extra wide pockets and they swing a little low.
Candyland: Ran: ...you suck at life *blush*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: kind of fitted around the backside?
sapphirestars: (lol, now I am imagining these jeans)
Candyland: (yeah...well, i'm definitely awake now *laugh*)
Candyland: Ran: *whining* Stooooooooop it! *punches him on the shoulder*
Candyland: (she's still got him flat on his back on the floor...wonder if either of them has noticed?)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: so its ok for you to make fun of me but I can;t remind you of the Levi's you're so fond of?
sapphirestars: (I think they should notice now...and yes I am wide awake)
Candyland: Ran: *mock-punches him again* Quit. There's a big difference between bras and jeans--jeans are meant to be seen by everybody, and bras...yeah... *trails off*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: true but I don't think you're supposed to walk three steps behind me because your 'ankle hurts'
sapphirestars: (Ha! I have to do that some time.)
Candyland: Ran: Well, what would you have me do? You weren't being helpful at all.
Candyland: (that's a good idea...*makes note*)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: My point being that your ankle did not hurt and you were just using an excuse to check me out. Not that I mind...
Candyland: Ran: You officially fail at life. Doesn't change the fact that there's a big difference between jeans and bras. *pout*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I may fail at life but you aren't so good about being subtle *winks* especially since you've still got me pinned to the floor.
Candyland: Ran: We had a pillow fight, remember? I won.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Uh-huh...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: doesn't explain why you're still on top of me
Candyland: Ran: ...do you want me to move?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *blush* do you want to move?
Candyland: Ran: Uh-uh. Asked you first.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: well, if you're comfortable then I have no problem.
Candyland: Ran: *smiles* Than stop making such a big deal out of it.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I was just making sure you were aware...might accuse me of being overly fond of your jeans or something.
Candyland: Ran: I don't have to accuse you. I already know you like these jeans, smart guy.
Candyland: Ran: Turnabout is fair play, sweetie.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: You have no proof...wait scratch that.
Candyland: Ran: *smiles sweetly*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Don't make me pull out the jeans.
Candyland: Ran: You wore those a couple days ago. Eww!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I washed them.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Never know when I need them...but you seemed fond of these earlier so maybe I won't need them.
Candyland: Ran: What do you mean by that?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: You like these jeans...no wonder same style different color...the shopping I have to do for you. *mock sigh*
Candyland: Ran: You? Shopping? Willingly?
Candyland: Ran: When did this start?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I admit I like to be flattered
Candyland: Ran: Is this a hint?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: You can look at it anyway you like.
Candyland: Ran: Fine, since you're being so subtle about fishing for compliments. You really do have a nice, round...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *fire engine red blush*
Candyland: Ran: ...brain. *smiles sweetly*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Oh, you're funny. Lets see if I compliment you anytime soon.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: But yes my brains are pretty good, huh?
Candyland: Ran: I'm just kidding. Why, what did you think I was going to say, hmmmmmmm?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: You know what I thought don't play innocent.
Candyland: Ran: For your information, I am as pure as...I can't even think of an appropriate analogy!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Funny, neither can I *grins*
Candyland: Ran: You're as pure as what they shovel out of stables, pal.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I never said I was an angel. Though, the analogy isn't too flattering.
Candyland: Ran: Wasn't Angel my codename or something?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *pouts* true.
Candyland: Ran: *preens*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Ok, ok angel, you win.
Candyland: Ran: He admits it! *does a little dance...without actually getting off Shinichi*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *blush at movement*
Candyland: Ran: What?
Candyland: (*giggle* "Your face is so red?" "It's the sunset!")
sapphirestars: (Ahh!! I need to watch the movie again)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Nothing.
Candyland: Ran: You lie like a rug. Ironic, considering that we are, in fact, on the floor *grin*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: That joke was lame. And its nothing.
Candyland: Ran: *sing-songs and rocks back and forth* I don't believe you!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *fire-engine red* You...can say whatever you like.
Candyland: Ran: Your face is so red...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Its not...just bad lighting
Candyland: Ran: ...that's gotta be the crappiest cop-out I've ever heard. And I listened to the excuses from when you were Conan.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I can't believe you can't figure it out. You can't be this naive
Candyland: Ran: *smile* Maybe, maybe not. Why are you so reluctant to tell me?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Because...I want to know whether you really know or if you're just pretending.
Candyland: Ran: Well, I can make assumptions, but you know what they say about "assume." I'd rather you just tell me.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: How about I give you some clues, Miss Detective?
Candyland: Ran: Fair enough. (*inner fangirl is ready to squee*)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: You are sitting on top of me...
Candyland: Ran: I will refrain from making a snarky remark, and simply nod.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: you're moving around, shifting...
Candyland: Ran: Uh-huh...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: dancing around...
Candyland: (of course, Ran knows exactly what's going on. she just likes the fact that she has the power to make Shinichi squirm)
sapphirestars: (oh of course, she is hardly that naive...)
sapphirestars: Shinichi: and that's it. you've got the clues. solve it.
Candyland: (do we persist in naivety, or be blunt and give Shin-chan a heart attack? decisions...)
sapphirestars: (i think a coy revealing of the truth could be fun)
Candyland: (how coy, do you think?)
sapphirestars: (hmmm...not that coy, it is Ran after all)
Candyland: Ran: Well, if I put those pieces together...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: Mmm-hmmm
Candyland: Ran: ...and the fact that whenever I wear these jeans, your eyes are glued to places they should not be...
sapphirestars: *Shinichi blushes more...if possible*
Candyland: Ran: ...and you're not denying it... *chuckles* would you just shut up and kiss me already, you nerd?
sapphirestars: Shinichi: FINALLY! *reaches for the back of her head and brings her face forward...they kiss*
Candyland: *and it is pretty!*
sapphirestars: (apparently we have brought the science of jeans to Ran and Shinichi)
Candyland: (the science of jeans--and the way they differ from bras!)
Candyland: *this goes on for a few--dozen--seconds*
sapphirestars: *they break apart* Shinichi: So I hope this was better than the movie?
Candyland: *the movie is singing "Tale as old as time..."*
sapphirestars: (awwww!!!)
Candyland: (couldn't resist...i have no idea how long they've been sitting on the floor)
Candyland: Ran: Pillow fights are fun!
sapphirestars: Shinichi: and the subsequent pin down was fun too
Candyland: Ran: Hentai.
Candyland: Ran: ...Shinichi. Hand check.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: ...oops sorry.
Candyland: Ran: ...s'okay.
Candyland: *blush!*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: didn't mean to, just with all the shifting...why are you blushing?
Candyland: Ran: Kissing, and hands in unusual places.
sapphirestars: Shinichi: *blushes* Right...right...s ready to go again?
sapphirestars: so*
Candyland: Ran: Yes, even though you make it sound like sex.
sapphirestars: Shinichi:...well, if you like...*dodges pillow* kidding, I'm kidding!!
Candyland: Ran: I hang out with a pervert...
sapphirestars: Shinichi: I know but that's why you love me! *cheek kiss* (couldn't resist ^_~)
Candyland: (*hearts!!!*) Ran: ...yeah.
sapphirestars: *Shinichi leans in*
Candyland: Ran: Better stock up on lip gloss... *leans in and meets him halfway*
sapphirestars: Shinichi: As long as its strawberry-flavored...*meets her for kiss*
Candyland: (strawberry flavored...*giggles*)
sapphirestars: (I know!! Because on first glance its cherry...lol)
Candyland: (and that can go very badly, knowing our minds...strawberry it is!!)
Candyland: *after a while...*
Candyland: Movie: Kill the beast...
It just hit me:
magic_truth, where did the popsicle go? *has visions of Shinichi hugging Ran, her turning around, and him realizing that he's just planted a bright red popsicle on the back of Ran's shirt* Oh lordy...And for those who are going into withdrawal from our wacky hijinks in the wonderful world of AIM, I realized I have several random convos sitting in a folder on my hard-drive, just waiting to be shared with the world. So keep your eyes peeled--I'm going to try and get caught up
Went out for chicken with
jewelsybear1017 and thekellylynn, where we sat and just gabbed for probably two hours. Later, went on an hour and a half-long walk with Jeff and Joy. I'm exhausted, but this is the most relaxed I've been in the last couple of weeks.Heard Today/Tonight:
Kelly: If I ever decide to have kids, I'm going to have a test-tube baby. I'll keep it in the living room for everyone to see.
Me: That's going on your quote list, right under your comment about aliens stealing the submasters...
(The submasters are the keys to the different halls in our building--if someone gets locked out, any RA can go down, get the appropriate key, and let them in. This keyring disappeared for the entire month of January. Kelly was quoted as saying, "I don't care if aliens took the keys! They need to finish their experiments and bring them back RIGHT NOW!" Kelly is my hero.)
Me: Why is it that in country songs, they always refer to their mother as Mama?
Joy: It's a regional thing.
Me: Sometimes I call my mom "Mommy." Can you imagine Queen singing that? *sings Bohemian Rhapsody* Mommy...oooooh...I didn't mean to make you cry...
Joy: *channels ABBA* Mommy-mia...here I go again...
Jeff: *STEALTH ASS-GROPE!!*
Joy and Me: *scream*
Everyone: *fall over laughing*
