candyland | A random chat... (Reply)

Random AIM chatty between

articulation and moi...

candy__chan: *chuckle* i am a stealthy CRACK-NINJA! ...or maybe i should just stick with fanfics and occasionally poking people O:-)

articulation: fanfics and poking are nice but you could have quite an entertaining life as a Crack!Ninja, I would think xD

candy__chan: *giggles* there's a career path. wonder what mom and dad would say if i told them i was changing majors to that... =)

articulation: I wonder what you would have to major in to become a crack!ninja. Maybe major in crack, minor in stealth? International Politics?

candy__chan: i wonder if there's a major in Evil...

articulation: aaand now I'm imagining some giant anime University where you can major in Evil and minor in Ninja

candy__chan: that would ROCK!!!

articulation: it would be highly entertaining, to say the least. and there would be all different kinds of studies; catgirl politics, how to organize your harem, fan service: where, when, and how much?

candy__chan: the rivalry between the factions would be intense--but the merger of the bishie faction and the yaoi faction would be unstoppable...

articulation: that would be quite powerful. the boys running terrified to get pulled in, the girls melting to slush

candy__chan: but none is so powerful as the Kawaii Power that is...Puchiko, of DiGiCharat fame. one look from Puchiko has all quaking in their stylishly-drawn boots

articulation: the ninja fraternity would try and stop her but would be no match.

candy__chan: her cuteness is at a high enough level that she can control minds. thousands leap to her protection. the ninja soon fall before her might, leaving her and her sorority of bishoujo to rule the campus with pink sparkles.

articulation: weeks later, the glitter still shining bright, all of the punks and "bad boy" bishies show up to class decked out in pink, all because they fear her wrath

candy__chan: the punishments are known to be so amazingly sweet and cute that none can resist her kawaii-ness afterwards, and thus swear their eternal allegiance to the Ultra-Adorable Being that is Puchiko.

Posted because it cracked me up. Bless you,

articulation, for letting me post this =D

Oh, and my writing mood has kicked back in. I'm hard at work on the plunnie for