Fake memories once again!

[candyland]

I posted this once before, and it wound up being a whole lot of fun. Now it's time for some new trauma!

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often), please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you!

Comments

[nls1984.livejournal.com]

*cracks fingers* Hmm.. this should be fun..



I remember that day when we were riding Arabian ponies through the desert. We came upon that wonderful little oasis, complete with bartender and everything. That was a good day. ^__^

[lucindathemaid.livejournal.com]

I will never forget that one time when we traveled to the Empire State building together and found a cute little watermelon vendor on the fifty-sixth floor. We bought sixty-one watermelons (I remember counting them and repeatedly losing track), rolled them into the elevator, rode up thirty stories to the observation deck, and dropped them from all the way up there a la David Letterman.

Good times in NYC.

[magicbulletgirl.livejournal.com]

Remember the day you and me were talking about just why Shinichi and Kaito can't be a couple. And we determined it was because frankly they'd always be trying to out "hot" each other - and while we may love it, it's not exactly healthy for them.... no tis not.

*will definitely post*

[ytak.livejournal.com]

I remember that time we got plastered at A-kon and went around capturing all the good looking guys for our personal harem.

[articulation.livejournal.com]

Remember that time when we actually found out where they were filming Ghost Hunters one week and tried to stalk Jason and Grant? I'll never forget the look on Steve's face when we jumped out from behind that door. Yeah, they were pretty mad at first, but after we started blathering on about EVPs and stuff and they let us help? That was so much fun!

Hey, they gave us their number. Let's go again!

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

remember when we got cast as extra voices in an episode of dc? yep, you glomped practically everyone in the cast, the crew, and the lunch lady. do you still have the life-sized KID they gave you?

[ocianne.livejournal.com]

Hey, I know you like cliff jumping, but was kidnapping me using my own duct tape really necessary to get me to the top of the waterfall?
And then after, when you still weren't off your lack-of-oxygen high at the club... *coughs* I didn't know you could do something like that to a man, what with you only having a baked potato, three toothpicks, and shaving cream.
By the way, do you remember the escape route we wound up having to use afterwards?

[ashleymouse.livejournal.com]

I remember going to Casey's and having Icees with you. We talked for four hours, and then Eric Whitacre came in and signed our boobs and we mande out with him profusely. Good times.

[lobsterinpants.livejournal.com]

I remember it was 35 years ago... we were sitting on that porch over there yonder talking about the good ol days and why the world is what it is today with it's new hightecnological advances. And then we had some apple juice and some red jello.

[ulfstormbringer.livejournal.com]

Hey remember the time we were undercover agents infultrating the government of Zanzibarland?
You know when they held guns to our head and told us we had to do that one thing, with each other?
It kinda get's fuzzy after that. I think it was the drugs they pumped me full of. What were we there for anyway?

[ran-mouri82.livejournal.com]

Remember the time we decided to join the CIA? We thought it would be sooo cool, toting guns and kicking butt. But then we both were handcuffed to desks and forced to paper push for five years. It was fun being desk buddies, though, since we had to share one after the latest budget cut. We doodled pictures of gun-toting operatives on each other's hands. Much fun!

[twosen.livejournal.com]

Haha, remember the time we decided to run at full speed into that 4-foot thick stone wall to see if could walk through walls?

...Yeah well, me neither! I guess the concussion might have something to do with it.

*SO not able to think of a witty non-memory at the moment*

[syv-on-air.livejournal.com]

oh my gosh, this is so cool! haha, do you remember the time when we first met!? you were so famous then for being a talented author! i asked you to sign my printed copy of your story when, all of a sudden, this bright light flashes and both of us were in a new place - which we later found out was IN YOUR STORY! we even got to watch the characters go on like they did in your story! that lasted for like 5 minutes, then we appeared back where we met, and no one noticed a thing. after that, we became acquainted with each other. haha, that was so cool!

(pfft... ok... lols. haha, how'd you like it? hardly convincing! -laughs- -hugs-)

~syv

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

That was nice. But...do you have any idea where that fourteen-foot penguin came from? I'm still a hundred percent sure, and it kind of concerns me. Wouldn't bother me so much if the thing hadn't been dancing the Swedish polka >.>;;