Heard tonight...
Nov. 18th, 2006 11:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
candylandOkay, I decided to make a separate entry for all the funny stuff said tonight because there was just so much of it.
TAKE ONE!![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ashleymouse and I are watching The Little Mermaid.
*Ursula appears on screen*
Ash: She's an alto. You can tell because she's evil.
Me: ...I was going to make a crack about the tentacles, but that works too.
TAKE TWO! Ash and I went down to the Cent Room for a snack withjewelsybear1017 and Kali. Enter weird discussion the first...
*discussing great actors*
Jewels: Johnny Depp is in my happy place
Ash: He can’t be in your happy place, he’s in my happy place
Kali: It’s fine as long as he isn’t in your happy places at the same time
Ash: Then it gets kinky!
Later, as we're discussing color personalities...
Jewels: I'm blue and orange.
Ash: Like the Chicago Bears!
TAKE THREE! As we're leaving the Cent Room and heading back to the dorms, Jewels mentions a recent news story...
Jewels: Did you hear about this guy? He got arrested for having sex with a deer carcass.
All: EWWWW!!
Kali: That's bestiality!
Ash: And necrophilia!
Jewels: But there's no law against having sex with a dead animal.
All: ...
Kali: Okay, so get him on the other charge?
Ash: How desperate does a person have to be??
Me: Yeah, really! There's this wonderful thing called masturbation, honestly!
Jewels: It's a masturbatory aide!
Kali: JEWELS!!
Ash: Good god, get a blow-up doll!
Me: ROBOSEX!! (This is a running joke in our group.)
All: *crack up*
Ash: I think the world would be a better place if people that desperate could have Robosex instead of turning to a deer carcass. In fact, if a friend of mine was that desperate, I think I'd buy them Robosex!
Me: Agreed! Or just make friends with your hand. *pause* Masturbatory aide...good grief, Jewels.
Later, as Ash and I walked back into the dorm...
Me: *singing to the tune of Mickey Mouse Club* Robosex--vibrator! Robosex--vibrator!
...we're perverts. But we're fun!!
TAKE ONE!
ashleymouse and I are watching The Little Mermaid.*Ursula appears on screen*
Ash: She's an alto. You can tell because she's evil.
Me: ...I was going to make a crack about the tentacles, but that works too.
TAKE TWO! Ash and I went down to the Cent Room for a snack with
jewelsybear1017 and Kali. Enter weird discussion the first...*discussing great actors*
Jewels: Johnny Depp is in my happy place
Ash: He can’t be in your happy place, he’s in my happy place
Kali: It’s fine as long as he isn’t in your happy places at the same time
Ash: Then it gets kinky!
Later, as we're discussing color personalities...
Jewels: I'm blue and orange.
Ash: Like the Chicago Bears!
TAKE THREE! As we're leaving the Cent Room and heading back to the dorms, Jewels mentions a recent news story...
Jewels: Did you hear about this guy? He got arrested for having sex with a deer carcass.
All: EWWWW!!
Kali: That's bestiality!
Ash: And necrophilia!
Jewels: But there's no law against having sex with a dead animal.
All: ...
Kali: Okay, so get him on the other charge?
Ash: How desperate does a person have to be??
Me: Yeah, really! There's this wonderful thing called masturbation, honestly!
Jewels: It's a masturbatory aide!
Kali: JEWELS!!
Ash: Good god, get a blow-up doll!
Me: ROBOSEX!! (This is a running joke in our group.)
All: *crack up*
Ash: I think the world would be a better place if people that desperate could have Robosex instead of turning to a deer carcass. In fact, if a friend of mine was that desperate, I think I'd buy them Robosex!
Me: Agreed! Or just make friends with your hand. *pause* Masturbatory aide...good grief, Jewels.
Later, as Ash and I walked back into the dorm...
Me: *singing to the tune of Mickey Mouse Club* Robosex--vibrator! Robosex--vibrator!
...we're perverts. But we're fun!!
