In which I am speshul...

[candyland]

Today at work, I managed to make a complete moron of myself in front of a customer. Two customers, actually. Best thing ever, let me tell ya...

[The scene: a man and a woman are ordering. He orders a two-entree meal.]
He-Customer: *points to two types of chicken* General, sesame.
Me: *not bothering to think before I speak* General Sesame...any relation to Sgt. Pepper?
*collective dotdotdot*
Me: *palm meets forehead* That was awful.

It's official--on occasion, I really do redefine what it means to be an idiot. Oh well. They did laugh, though, so I guess it was okay. That's what I get for listening to Beatles' music before I go to work ^^;;

But I must ask...what if we all really do live in a yellow submarine? It must be so crowded!

Oh oh oh--hey, msbbt? What're you doing tomorrow? Like, in case I decided to randomly kidnap you for random naughtiness lunch? *halos and sparkles with innocence*

Comments

[gynophobia.livejournal.com]

Hehe, that was awesome. General Sesame should have his own TV series :P

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

... I wish I was that witty D:

Oh well! I have my... speshialness to make me loveable and funny :D!

[lightbird777.livejournal.com]

At least they had a sense of humor about it...

It would have to be a BIG yellow submarine. :)

[magicbulletgirl.livejournal.com]

*hugs*
You're so speshul!
But Gerneral Sesame is related to Colonel Mustard!

[kaitodoushi.livejournal.com]

o.o Uh, I don't think I have plans. I have new DVDs, though! Yay! And, uh, little cash, so we'll have to eat someplace that accepts checks. Unless my mom doesn't have work...

[insaneladybug.livejournal.com]

LOL. That's priceless. XD You made me giggle out loud.

[ytak.livejournal.com]

General Sesame...any relation to Sgt. Pepper?
I think that is pretty darn funny.

[magic-truth.livejournal.com]

I actually felt that the joke was pretty funny. I would have laughed...silly customer. *grins*

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

BEST.JOKE.EVAR!!

_{my icon reminds me to check my milk}

[clamowamo.livejournal.com]

That joke was lame in a witty, spectactular way. DO NOT BE ASHAMED.

[dagronrat.livejournal.com]

XcD

♥~ for that. XcD

[girlquinn.livejournal.com]

General Sesame? Oh silly Candy! Trix are for kids! (WTF did I say?)

If we all lived in a yellow submarine, we'd probably all suffer from cabin fever. And possibly, meningitis. And tiny beds. And zero storage space for our manga. Nooo!!! (I've been listening to my dad's navy stories waaaaaay too much).

[gomath02.livejournal.com]

Quite possibly the funniest thing I've heard all day. Then again, I have been doing tax returns all day....