Best. Music Joke. EVER.
May. 23rd, 2007 09:42 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
candylandI heard this at jazz show, and thought it was hilarious. So...without further ado...
A soprano died and went to the gates of Heaven. St. Peter was waiting, and when she arrived, he asked her a question: "How many notes did you miss throughout your life?"
The soprano thought about it, and replied, "Three."
St. Peter nodded and snapped his fingers, and suddenly an angel ran out of nowhere and jabbed the soprano three times with a needle before running off.
Naturally, the soprano was very surprised. "OUCH! That hurt! What was that about?"
"It's the Law of Heaven," St. Peter replied. "God loves beautiful music. So when musicians arrive here, we stick them with a needle once for every note they missed in their life before we let them enter." He opened the gates and led the soprano in.
As she was passing through the gates, she heard a horrible screaming sound from behind a nearby wall. She stopped and listened--it sounded like a person in horrible pain. She turned around and asked, "What is that??"
St. Peter replied, "Oh, that's a tenor. He's been here for quite some time. I think he's just getting started on his third week on the sewing machine."
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gomath02...
What's the difference between a Porsche and a soprano?
Most musicians have never been inside a Porsche.
*RUNS LIKE THE WIND!!*
A soprano died and went to the gates of Heaven. St. Peter was waiting, and when she arrived, he asked her a question: "How many notes did you miss throughout your life?"
The soprano thought about it, and replied, "Three."
St. Peter nodded and snapped his fingers, and suddenly an angel ran out of nowhere and jabbed the soprano three times with a needle before running off.
Naturally, the soprano was very surprised. "OUCH! That hurt! What was that about?"
"It's the Law of Heaven," St. Peter replied. "God loves beautiful music. So when musicians arrive here, we stick them with a needle once for every note they missed in their life before we let them enter." He opened the gates and led the soprano in.
As she was passing through the gates, she heard a horrible screaming sound from behind a nearby wall. She stopped and listened--it sounded like a person in horrible pain. She turned around and asked, "What is that??"
St. Peter replied, "Oh, that's a tenor. He's been here for quite some time. I think he's just getting started on his third week on the sewing machine."
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gomath02...What's the difference between a Porsche and a soprano?
Most musicians have never been inside a Porsche.
*RUNS LIKE THE WIND!!*
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Date: 2007-05-23 10:53 pm (UTC)Oh God. That's getting sent to all of my music major friends. ♥
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Date: 2007-05-23 11:38 pm (UTC)But I still love you.
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Date: 2007-05-24 03:35 am (UTC)I kill you now.
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