Jeva is going to KILL ME!
Sep. 19th, 2007 11:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
candylandThis was just too good to not post here--especially given that there is actually a Candy/Jeva fandom growing. Oh, and I am now the proud father of a tampon-baby. ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
jeva_chan is the Mama. No matter what she says.
candy__chan: ... *puts head on your shoulder*
candy__chan: zzzzzzzz...
jeva_chan: ... go to bed *shrugs shoulder to wake you up a bit*
candy__chan: (...i could do something very, very evil right now)
jeva_chan: ....
candy__chan: *head falls off shoulder into your lap* zzzzzzz...
jeva_chan: (morbid curiosit--ngjkdsfzhgkjdzhn)
candy__chan: *has dreamland secretary make a note to post this portion of the chat on LJ*
jeva_chan: *freakin' hates you right now, yes*
candy__chan: *snores in your lap*
jeva_chan: ... *IS ALSO NOT PETTING YOU EVEN THOUGH I THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO YOUR OWN BED, DAMN IT*
candy__chan: *purrsnores at pettings* *snuggles*
jeva_chan: *fjeaghakjfggdssdgotobedalreadyjeez*
candy__chan: *is comfy and does not want to move* the Jeva is a good snuggly pillow! <3
jeva_chan: *wrrrrrrrrrrrry--shifts awkwardly* 'm not. D:
candy__chan: yes you is!! *snuggles closer*
jeva_chan: 'M NOT. >_<
candy__chan: ARE TOO!
jeva_chan: NOT
candy__chan: ARE TOO!! now i am going back to sleep. in your lap. *cuddles in and starts snoring again*
candy__chan: i need to sleep for reals...
jeva_chan: yeah
jeva_chan: go to bed
jeva_chan: and off my lap, damn it!
candy__chan: *is totally posting this on LJ*
candy__chan: okay, i'm going to bed. g'night~!! <3
jeva_chan: night~
jeva_chan: *waves fist at you for the post*
candy__chan: i'll do it tomorrow
jeva_chan: ...
jeva_chan: *pre-emptively waves fist at you for post, then*
candy__chan: you know you love me g'night, love!
jeva_chan: do not
jeva_chan: night~
JEVA DARLING I LOVE YOU SO HARD PLEASE TO NOT BE KILLING ME IN PAINFUL MESSY WAYS!!
jeva_chan is the Mama. No matter what she says.candy__chan: ... *puts head on your shoulder*candy__chan: zzzzzzzz...jeva_chan: ... go to bed *shrugs shoulder to wake you up a bit*candy__chan: (...i could do something very, very evil right now)jeva_chan: ....candy__chan: *head falls off shoulder into your lap* zzzzzzz...jeva_chan: (morbid curiosit--ngjkdsfzhgkjdzhn)candy__chan: *has dreamland secretary make a note to post this portion of the chat on LJ*jeva_chan: *freakin' hates you right now, yes*candy__chan: *snores in your lap*jeva_chan: ... *IS ALSO NOT PETTING YOU EVEN THOUGH I THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO YOUR OWN BED, DAMN IT*candy__chan: *purrsnores at pettings* *snuggles*jeva_chan: *fjeaghakjfggdssdgotobedalreadyjeez*candy__chan: *is comfy and does not want to move* the Jeva is a good snuggly pillow! <3jeva_chan: *wrrrrrrrrrrrry--shifts awkwardly* 'm not. D:candy__chan: yes you is!! *snuggles closer*jeva_chan: 'M NOT. >_<candy__chan: ARE TOO!jeva_chan: NOTcandy__chan: ARE TOO!! now i am going back to sleep. in your lap. *cuddles in and starts snoring again*candy__chan: i need to sleep for reals...jeva_chan: yeahjeva_chan: go to bedjeva_chan: and off my lap, damn it!candy__chan: *is totally posting this on LJ*candy__chan: okay, i'm going to bed. g'night~!! <3jeva_chan: night~jeva_chan: *waves fist at you for the post*candy__chan: i'll do it tomorrow jeva_chan: ...jeva_chan: *pre-emptively waves fist at you for post, then*candy__chan: you know you love me g'night, love!jeva_chan: do notjeva_chan: night~JEVA DARLING I LOVE YOU SO HARD PLEASE TO NOT BE KILLING ME IN PAINFUL MESSY WAYS!!