A definition of Heaven, perhaps?
Sep. 11th, 2006 11:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
candylandSeen on Two Lumps, a wicked-awesome webcomic:
Snooch: This book sez what happens after you die. An' this one story said that there's a huge vat of all the alcohol you ever spilled, and they dump you in it! An' you hafta drink your way out or you drown!
Ebeneezer: Aha, so a pang of regret for all your clumsiness--
Snooch: I MUST DEDICATE THE REST OF MY LIFE TO SPILLING AS MUCH VODKA AS POSSIBLE!
...can we substitute vodka for, say, Schmirnoff or something? *sigh* A month and a half left...
Snooch: This book sez what happens after you die. An' this one story said that there's a huge vat of all the alcohol you ever spilled, and they dump you in it! An' you hafta drink your way out or you drown!
Ebeneezer: Aha, so a pang of regret for all your clumsiness--
Snooch: I MUST DEDICATE THE REST OF MY LIFE TO SPILLING AS MUCH VODKA AS POSSIBLE!
...can we substitute vodka for, say, Schmirnoff or something? *sigh* A month and a half left...