Heard today...
Nov. 7th, 2006 10:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
candylandYet another reason that I love my little sister--the dumb things she says.
Let me explain something first. This kid loves ketchup. Loves it. Like, it's a food group.
Me: There's a scary story for ya to write, kid--the day the world ran out of ketchup.
Sis: *laugh* Yeah, I know.
Me: You'd probably eat a dictionary if they slathered it in enough ketchup and stuck it on a bun.
Sis: ...would that qualify as eating my words?
Love, love, love.
...and I just saw it on the news. South Dakota voters voted, 55% to 45%, NO on the anti-abortion bill.
Let me explain something first. This kid loves ketchup. Loves it. Like, it's a food group.
Me: There's a scary story for ya to write, kid--the day the world ran out of ketchup.
Sis: *laugh* Yeah, I know.
Me: You'd probably eat a dictionary if they slathered it in enough ketchup and stuck it on a bun.
Sis: ...would that qualify as eating my words?
Love, love, love.
...and I just saw it on the news. South Dakota voters voted, 55% to 45%, NO on the anti-abortion bill.