In which I am surprised...
Jan. 15th, 2007 10:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
candylandHeard at work tonight. And lord, I wish I was kidding...
Manager: Hey...you're going into education, right?
Me: Yes... *figures he will ask a question about something school-related*
Manager: Want to teach someone how to make pizzas, calzones, lasagna, alfredo, etc...
Me: *figuring that we're getting a new employee and I'm being asked to train them on making all the Italian stuff, opens mouth to say yes*
Manager: ...on TV?
It took me a good ten seconds to realize that he was serious. Apparently, one of the local TV channels comes around and does stuff like this once in a while, and they asked me to do it for our Italian. So yeah, I'm gonna be on TV! *puts on sunglasses and autographs everyone'sboobs notebooks* I just have to be there at five AM for it >.>;; Then I will go home and go back to sleep, oh yes I will ^___^
Also, we have snow. Lots of it. And it froze my battery...the bastard... *shakes fist at the sky* CURSE J00!!!
I am also knitting like mad. Soon, I will have finished a scarf, and then I shall make more things! *looks at certain people for whom I shall make washcloths and scarves, yesh*
To those who left me drabble requests, I am working on them slowly but surely. Got about three of them halfway done, and will hopefully get them posted in short order. Sorry it's taking so long--I apparently do not grasp the concept of 'drabble' as being a SHORT FIC.
...I might go watch a movie and knit for a while.
EDIT: Behold, part of a chat betweenfyliwionvilyaer and myself that was just too amusing to not post...may she not spork me for this ^^;;
candy__chan: i already know what i'm doing for Alena's semi-smut request, and strawberry-chan's H/K smexy-in-the-rain. what about yours?
fyliwionvilyaer: ummm forbidden desperation?
candy__chan: ...?
fyliwionvilyaer: something content but not too happy ne? XD
candy__chan: .........
fyliwionvilyaer: <--- always prefers a streak of dark in fics XD
fyliwionvilyaer: whether it gets better or not thats fine
fyliwionvilyaer: ^^;;
candy__chan: ummm...oh, they make wild monkey-love on the floor, then the next morning she finds out he died in the shoot-out at the previous night's heist? *giggle*
candy__chan: and then she gets pregnant, in defiance of all laws of physics...
fyliwionvilyaer: ICK
fyliwionvilyaer: >>
fyliwionvilyaer: not THAT tragic!!
fyliwionvilyaer: keep him alive!! thats all i ask!! XD
candy__chan: i just think it'd be funny to try and imagine the reaction. "How could I be pregnant? He was dead! ...er, not like that."
candy__chan: and then she gets arrested...
fyliwionvilyaer: <<
candy__chan: *halos*
fyliwionvilyaer: *pets* you can do it for another nights fic XD
candy__chan: o.o i think i'd be chased out of the fandom.
fyliwionvilyaer: keep him alive for mine ? *sparkleeyes*
fyliwionvilyaer: i dunno
candy__chan: with sharp objects.
fyliwionvilyaer: some of ickas stuff makes me wonder XD
candy__chan: *laugh* okay, you want him alive...
fyliwionvilyaer: yes please XD
Manager: Hey...you're going into education, right?
Me: Yes... *figures he will ask a question about something school-related*
Manager: Want to teach someone how to make pizzas, calzones, lasagna, alfredo, etc...
Me: *figuring that we're getting a new employee and I'm being asked to train them on making all the Italian stuff, opens mouth to say yes*
Manager: ...on TV?
It took me a good ten seconds to realize that he was serious. Apparently, one of the local TV channels comes around and does stuff like this once in a while, and they asked me to do it for our Italian. So yeah, I'm gonna be on TV! *puts on sunglasses and autographs everyone's
Also, we have snow. Lots of it. And it froze my battery...the bastard... *shakes fist at the sky* CURSE J00!!!
I am also knitting like mad. Soon, I will have finished a scarf, and then I shall make more things! *looks at certain people for whom I shall make washcloths and scarves, yesh*
To those who left me drabble requests, I am working on them slowly but surely. Got about three of them halfway done, and will hopefully get them posted in short order. Sorry it's taking so long--I apparently do not grasp the concept of 'drabble' as being a SHORT FIC.
...I might go watch a movie and knit for a while.
EDIT: Behold, part of a chat between
fyliwionvilyaer and myself that was just too amusing to not post...may she not spork me for this ^^;;candy__chan: i already know what i'm doing for Alena's semi-smut request, and strawberry-chan's H/K smexy-in-the-rain. what about yours?fyliwionvilyaer: ummm forbidden desperation? candy__chan: ...?fyliwionvilyaer: something content but not too happy ne? XD candy__chan: .........fyliwionvilyaer: <--- always prefers a streak of dark in fics XD fyliwionvilyaer: whether it gets better or not thats fine fyliwionvilyaer: ^^;;candy__chan: ummm...oh, they make wild monkey-love on the floor, then the next morning she finds out he died in the shoot-out at the previous night's heist? *giggle*candy__chan: and then she gets pregnant, in defiance of all laws of physics...fyliwionvilyaer: ICKfyliwionvilyaer: >>fyliwionvilyaer: not THAT tragic!!fyliwionvilyaer: keep him alive!! thats all i ask!! XDcandy__chan: i just think it'd be funny to try and imagine the reaction. "How could I be pregnant? He was dead! ...er, not like that."candy__chan: and then she gets arrested...fyliwionvilyaer: <<candy__chan: *halos*fyliwionvilyaer: *pets* you can do it for another nights fic XDcandy__chan: o.o i think i'd be chased out of the fandom.fyliwionvilyaer: keep him alive for mine ? *sparkleeyes*fyliwionvilyaer: i dunnocandy__chan: with sharp objects.fyliwionvilyaer: some of ickas stuff makes me wonder XDcandy__chan: *laugh* okay, you want him alive...fyliwionvilyaer: yes please XD