Aug. 4th, 2006

candyland: (pretty)
The counselors here at camp got a brief lecture on how we're supposed to refrain from swearing as much as possible around the students. Because God knows they're only high schoolers and probably haven't heard every curse in the book plus a few that haven't made it into the newest edition yet *rolls eyes* But still, it leads to discussions like this at the lunch table...


Me: We could do what Dad did when he was in the service--instead of 'shit,' everyone has to say 'feces.' Instead of 'fuck,' everyone has to say 'intercourse.' And I'm not feces-ing you, either.
Ashley: *dotdotdot*
Me: Or just say something like "Insert choice of swear word here!" *laugh* I'm thinking of a word that starts with an 'f' and ends in 'uck.'
Ashley: ...firetruck!
Me: *dies*


I'm uber-glad Ashley's coming here next year. She'll actually live in the hallway above me. Yay for neighbors! And she'll be in choir with me, one more crazy person to boost the antics of the alto section =D

And now, for something completely different, I give you some fun lyrics. The idea is that this woman is debating the pros and cons of becoming a single mother. All biological facts are, in fact, correct. I think it's a fun 'girl power' song, for lack of a better term, and it makes me smile. Enjoy!

The Bear, the Tiger, the Hamster, and the Mole )
candyland: (Default)
The counselors here at camp got a brief lecture on how we're supposed to refrain from swearing as much as possible around the students. Because God knows they're only high schoolers and probably haven't heard every curse in the book plus a few that haven't made it into the newest edition yet *rolls eyes* But still, it leads to discussions like this at the lunch table...


Me: We could do what Dad did when he was in the service--instead of 'shit,' everyone has to say 'feces.' Instead of 'fuck,' everyone has to say 'intercourse.' And I'm not feces-ing you, either.
Ashley: *dotdotdot*
Me: Or just say something like "Insert choice of swear word here!" *laugh* I'm thinking of a word that starts with an 'f' and ends in 'uck.'
Ashley: ...firetruck!
Me: *dies*


I'm uber-glad Ashley's coming here next year. She'll actually live in the hallway above me. Yay for neighbors! And she'll be in choir with me, one more crazy person to boost the antics of the alto section =D

And now, for something completely different, I give you some fun lyrics. The idea is that this woman is debating the pros and cons of becoming a single mother. All biological facts are, in fact, correct. I think it's a fun 'girl power' song, for lack of a better term, and it makes me smile. Enjoy!

The Bear, the Tiger, the Hamster, and the Mole )
candyland: (jack)
More random camp quotes. Most of these are from our Fearless Leader.


PK: The wider you open your mouth, the easier it goes in.

PK: The faster you wrap your mouth around it, the quicker it will come. Don't be shy now. (BTW, she's talking to altos here...)

PK: *singing 'Ezekiel Saw the Wheel'* Gentlemen, I know you're into that high note, but once you get up, you gotta get off!

Random guy at ICDA: *the group in question is singing 'O Come O Come Emmanuel'* No, you're not singing it right! You need to wrap your mouth around the come! Your mouth must be full of come!

Cassie: Squeakie squeakie! (I have no idea...)

Ashley: Firetruck!


More to come as we hear strange things from rehearsal. I may or may not be online much tonight, as it's the dance and we're supposed to be doing constant rounds. Uh-huh...*hides Ari behind back*
candyland: (Default)
More random camp quotes. Most of these are from our Fearless Leader.


PK: The wider you open your mouth, the easier it goes in.

PK: The faster you wrap your mouth around it, the quicker it will come. Don't be shy now. (BTW, she's talking to altos here...)

PK: *singing 'Ezekiel Saw the Wheel'* Gentlemen, I know you're into that high note, but once you get up, you gotta get off!

Random guy at ICDA: *the group in question is singing 'O Come O Come Emmanuel'* No, you're not singing it right! You need to wrap your mouth around the come! Your mouth must be full of come!

Cassie: Squeakie squeakie! (I have no idea...)

Ashley: Firetruck!


More to come as we hear strange things from rehearsal. I may or may not be online much tonight, as it's the dance and we're supposed to be doing constant rounds. Uh-huh...*hides Ari behind back*

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