A Prayer to the Laundry Gods

Our Cleaner
Who invented Stain Stik
Hallowed be thy name
When slathered on
Thy stain be gone
From my favorite pair of khakis
Give us this day our fabric softener
And forgive us our spillage
As we forgive others for bumping our trays
And lead us not to wash reds with whites
But deliver us from lint filters
For thine is the washer and the dryer
And the laundry basket now and forever.

Amen.


EDIT: BTW, yes I did write this m'self ^_^

A Prayer to the Laundry Gods

Our Cleaner
Who invented Stain Stik
Hallowed be thy name
When slathered on
Thy stain be gone
From my favorite pair of khakis
Give us this day our fabric softener
And forgive us our spillage
As we forgive others for bumping our trays
And lead us not to wash reds with whites
But deliver us from lint filters
For thine is the washer and the dryer
And the laundry basket now and forever.

Amen.


EDIT: BTW, yes I did write this m'self ^_^