A Prayer to the Laundry Gods

[candyland]

Our Cleaner
Who invented Stain Stik
Hallowed be thy name
When slathered on
Thy stain be gone
From my favorite pair of khakis
Give us this day our fabric softener
And forgive us our spillage
As we forgive others for bumping our trays
And lead us not to wash reds with whites
But deliver us from lint filters
For thine is the washer and the dryer
And the laundry basket now and forever.

Amen.


EDIT: BTW, yes I did write this m'self ^_^

Comments

[writergurl.livejournal.com]

...and a single tear just rolled slowly down my cheek.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...is that good or bad? XD

[ran-mouri82.livejournal.com]

Me, too! That was sooo wrong, yet sooo--*snerk*!

"Give us this day our fabric softener . . . ." Just, wow. ^^

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Thank you!! *beams*

Yeah. Forget the detergent--fabric softener is what it's all about *laugh*

[axtar.livejournal.com]

I....have nothing to say.

*dies*

*Yurari, yurari mau hana kagari~ >D*

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*giggles and fans you* Don't die--that would make me sad!

I. Blame. YOU!! *holds up protective talisman*

[spirit-sage-333.livejournal.com]

LMFAO.

Now to do something i havent done since my chathousedays.....*stretches long forgotton muscles from nearly 10 years ago...*

SUPERRUNFLYINGFLIPSWHILEJUGGLINGHISRABIDCHICHILLALAUNCHERWITHOPTIONALGUMMYBEARDISPENSER,ANDANUNWITHBALLOONANIMALKUNKFUACTION,TACKLESANDMAKESMUCHSQUISHYLOVINGS

CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok so i shouldnt use coma's but didnt want you to think the nun was making squishy love to you, just me ;)

I heart you Candy, I heart you SOOOOO much. Thats going in the quote file.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Hee! This popped into my head while I was folding my laundry, and I kept repeating it to myself until I got back up to my room to write it down ♥

...that has got to be the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me! *grabs you in a happy snuggle-glomp and dances you merrily around the room*

*points to icon* See that? I'm doing that to you with my mind. Except with more snuggling. And dancing. And moving around the room. Otherwise, exactly the same thing!! LUUUUUUVS!!!

[jewelsybear1017.livejournal.com]

That is waaay so much better than the Lord's prayer. Coming from someone that isn't well...you know...religious.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Thanks! ...have you ever heard George Carlin's take on the Ten Commandments? Now THAT is an improvement ^____^

I am going to Hell.

[momopi.livejournal.com]

That is way too sweet ♥

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

Cute icon, BTW!

[inquisitorial.livejournal.com]

.....you win.

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Neat! *happy dance*

...what do I win? ^.~

[twosen.livejournal.com]

And lead us not to wash reds with whites
---XDDD

D'ya recite this everytime you wash something, like saying grace before a meal? XDDD

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

Actually popped into my head while I was folding laundry a couple nights ago because I'd managed to get a nice stain out of my khakis ^^ And I muttered it to myself all the way up the stairs.

I've never actually washed reds with whites, though...knock on wood!

[twosen.livejournal.com]

Hee! I'm wishing you'd met someone on your way up the stairs who then proceeded to give you O___o looks as you muttered your way past while reverently holding your laundry aloft!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*mystic chanting* Tide...Tide...dryer sheets...Tide...

'Cept I don't think I could hold my laundry basket over my head =P

[twosen.livejournal.com]

Heh, you could DRAG it up the stairs - even more creepy, especially if your eyes glaze over while you chant and you carry with you a sacrificial knife...