A thought that nailed me one night whilst chatting with
jeva_chan and
fyliwionvilyaer:
Vampires + blowjobs = ZOMG FANGS IN BAD PLACES
*bows* That is all.
And please to not be telling me that vampires can suck their fangs back up into their gums or that it somehow enhances things (O.O), because I will stick my fingers in my ears and go "LALALANOTLISTENING!" Because I'm very mature like that.
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Vampires + blowjobs = ZOMG FANGS IN BAD PLACES
*bows* That is all.
And please to not be telling me that vampires can suck their fangs back up into their gums or that it somehow enhances things (O.O), because I will stick my fingers in my ears and go "LALALANOTLISTENING!" Because I'm very mature like that.