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A thought that nailed me one night whilst chatting with [livejournal.com profile] jeva_chan and [livejournal.com profile] fyliwionvilyaer:

Vampires + blowjobs = ZOMG FANGS IN BAD PLACES

*bows* That is all.

And please to not be telling me that vampires can suck their fangs back up into their gums or that it somehow enhances things (O.O), because I will stick my fingers in my ears and go "LALALANOTLISTENING!" Because I'm very mature like that.

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Date: 2007-06-28 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ickaimp.livejournal.com
But the groin is actually one of the best places for a Vampire to feed because there's a lot of blood flow right there and several arteries close to the surface to feed off of. ~_^

Where neck meets shoulder, inner elbow and the inner knee are also good places for the same reason.

... if you're a vampire who wants to feed without killing your donor, that is. ^_____^

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Date: 2007-06-28 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
*shakes head as everyone seems to have totally missed the point* I wasn't looking at it from the vampire's point of view... >_>;;

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Date: 2007-06-28 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fyliwionvilyaer.livejournal.com
Well you...

There IS good blood flow there.

*beams innocently*

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Date: 2007-06-28 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
...

*doesn't believe the innocent*

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Date: 2007-06-28 07:01 pm (UTC)
soc_puppet: Dreamsheep as Lumpy Space Princess from Adventure Time (My Precious)
From: [personal profile] soc_puppet
As a follow-up of sorts to all the "good blood flow" comments, I'd like to speculate as to whether vampire bites itch like mosquito bites do.

...It also makes me think of the lesbian vampire joke.

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Date: 2007-06-28 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
...that is not a place I'd want to find out about that.

Also, I do not know the lesbian vampire joke. Do I want to?

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Date: 2007-06-28 11:40 pm (UTC)
soc_puppet: Dreamsheep as Lumpy Space Princess from Adventure Time (My Precious)
From: [personal profile] soc_puppet
Neither would I.

I promise it becomes less gross the longer you know it?
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
"See you next month."

Which is on the way to inspiring really, really terrible Vampyre fics, let me tell you.

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Date: 2007-06-29 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
... *bonks*

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Date: 2007-06-28 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mint-eclair.livejournal.com
I suddenly thought of hentai Karin doujins.

orz

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Date: 2007-06-28 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
*has no idea what you are talking about but will smile and nod anyway*

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Date: 2007-06-28 11:44 pm (UTC)
soc_puppet: Dreamsheep as Lumpy Space Princess from Adventure Time (Say what?)
From: [personal profile] soc_puppet
...

. . .

Karin. See also this. Definitely. Now.

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Date: 2007-06-29 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
...why would I know that series? I've never been really into the vampire thing. Hell, [livejournal.com profile] jeva_chan's Kaito!vampire fic is the first one I've ever read >_> But I'll give it a look, I s'pose.

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Date: 2007-06-28 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] girlquinn.livejournal.com
You know, the normal vampire phallic shaped object was enough ("plunging" a "stake" of "wood" into a vampire, etc.), but you just killed my brain. >=P

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Date: 2007-06-28 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
Moo ha ha! *grabs a piece of your broken brain and runs away with it* MIIIIIIIIINE!!!

*also makes note to throw that particular bit of symbolism at [livejournal.com profile] jeva_chan for her vampire!Kaito fic and then laugh when she flails at me for it*

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Date: 2007-06-28 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeva-chan.livejournal.com
What Icka said. There's a artery there. All the better for the vampires.

But you're not going to have me write anything of the sort. No way.

Also, hello from Chicago *waves*

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Date: 2007-06-28 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
...I think everyone totally missed the point of the statement >_>

And yes. Yes, I will. I will also be getting you to write something for That Joint Venture (actual title pending at some point) because I'm closing in on the finish of it. And then you will write!

Hello! *waves back* Hope you're having fun :3

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Date: 2007-06-28 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] okami-tsukuyomi.livejournal.com
...I was just about to watch my copy of Hellsing Ultimate Series: II, but I think I'll wait until I forget the above now. >__o;;

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Date: 2007-06-29 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candy--chan.livejournal.com
Ehehe...sorry? *puts on halo made of shiny gold tinsel*

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Date: 2007-06-29 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magic-truth.livejournal.com
That has GOT to be painful for the person getting...the job done to. Sure, it might go well for the vampire but...

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Date: 2007-06-29 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ytak.livejournal.com
Um...okay? And this conversation was brought up by...?

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