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A thought that nailed me one night whilst chatting with
jeva_chan and
fyliwionvilyaer:
Vampires + blowjobs = ZOMG FANGS IN BAD PLACES
*bows* That is all.
And please to not be telling me that vampires can suck their fangs back up into their gums or that it somehow enhances things (O.O), because I will stick my fingers in my ears and go "LALALANOTLISTENING!" Because I'm very mature like that.
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Vampires + blowjobs = ZOMG FANGS IN BAD PLACES
*bows* That is all.
And please to not be telling me that vampires can suck their fangs back up into their gums or that it somehow enhances things (O.O), because I will stick my fingers in my ears and go "LALALANOTLISTENING!" Because I'm very mature like that.
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Date: 2007-06-28 06:09 pm (UTC)Where neck meets shoulder, inner elbow and the inner knee are also good places for the same reason.
... if you're a vampire who wants to feed without killing your donor, that is. ^_____^
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Date: 2007-06-28 10:58 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-28 06:17 pm (UTC)There IS good blood flow there.
*beams innocently*
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Date: 2007-06-28 10:58 pm (UTC)*doesn't believe the innocent*
(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-28 07:01 pm (UTC)...It also makes me think of the lesbian vampire joke.
(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-28 10:59 pm (UTC)Also, I do not know the lesbian vampire joke. Do I want to?
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Date: 2007-06-28 11:40 pm (UTC)I promise it becomes less gross the longer you know it?What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
"See you next month."
Which is on the way to inspiring really, really terrible Vampyre fics, let me tell you.
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Date: 2007-06-29 12:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-28 07:34 pm (UTC)orz
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Date: 2007-06-28 10:56 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-28 11:44 pm (UTC). . .
Karin. See also this. Definitely. Now.
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Date: 2007-06-29 12:21 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-28 08:30 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-28 10:57 pm (UTC)*also makes note to throw that particular bit of symbolism at
(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-28 09:49 pm (UTC)But you're not going to have me write anything of the sort. No way.
Also, hello from Chicago *waves*
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Date: 2007-06-28 10:55 pm (UTC)And yes. Yes, I will. I will also be getting you to write something for That Joint Venture (actual title pending at some point) because I'm closing in on the finish of it. And then you will write!
Hello! *waves back* Hope you're having fun :3
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Date: 2007-06-28 11:49 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-29 12:23 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-29 02:59 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-29 03:16 am (UTC)