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I love my friends. I really do. This was our conversation over lunch today...



Me: *eating an omelette on toast* The egg is dead. Long live the chicken!

*Murmurs of confusion*

Liz: So which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Sarah: The Bible said God created the chicken, nothing about the egg.

Me: Ya know...ever since I saw this picture online, I can't think about that question in the same way. *insert pause here* It was a drawing of a chicken and an egg having sex. You know, which came first...

*pause*

Sarah: Ummm...

Me: I can't even figure out how that would work! Eggs don't have any openings!

Meg: Crack it.

Me: That would kill it!

Sarah: So the chicken is a necrophiliac?!?



Note to self: I need to ask Sarah exactly why the chicken is crossing the road...is there a grocery store on the other side or something? *runs away* I love my friends, and I love being eeeeeeeeeevil...

Also, I was just struck by the irony that as I type this odd little entry, I'm listening to Ray Charles' "Shake a Tailfeather." Coincidence? Hah...I think not.

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