Conspiracy Theory!
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msbbt and I got to talking on MSN one night, and we ended up coming up with an entire conspiracy theory. Well, msbbt started it--this is what happens when we get our grubby little meathooks into a straaaaaange idea. Behold, our brilliant theory!
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
...Wanna hear how insane I am while thinking up stuff for my religion class?
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
sure!
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
Well, we were talking about the water turning into wine miracle, and I started thinking about that and his other miracles and stuff, and suddenly I thought:
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
"OMG, Jesus was an alchemist and he had a philosphers stone!" *imagines Jesus drawing tranmutation circles*
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
O_O
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
...and the conservative Christians go nuts, ladies and gents...
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
lol. Yay for being a liberal Christian! Seriously though, it kind of makes sense... I mean, he could have done the water to wine thing anyway, but the raising people from the dead...
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
...does that mean Jesus' soul would wind up trapped in a giant suit of armor, searching for the Philosopher's Stone?
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
(BTW, i am TOTALLY saving this conversation...)
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
lol, yay! And yeah! That was the resurrection! Judas felt bad and sealed Jesus' soul to another body, thereby killing himself. The Holy Grail is the wander body of Jesus! (OMG, I'm getting into this XD)
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
meanwhile, Peter killed the cock that crowed three times, felt bad, and wound up with a metal arm when he tried to revive it...
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
Yeah! Then he traveled around the world, teaching Alchemy. He eventually used the last of his power to set up the area for the Vatican!
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
And the guys that wrote the Gospels ran into the wandering Jesus, so he told them what to write.
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
and the pope is the secret carrier of the Philosopher's Stone--he keeps it under his big hat so no one will find it!
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
Exactly! Peter took it, and Jesus is trying to find it! That's why he denied knowing him!
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
and so Peter went into the Witness Protection Program!
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
Yeah!
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
...i'm totally saving this conversation
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
Yes! Oh crap, I could seriously buy this... *writes an essay on this subject and gets an F for the semester*
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
I'm gonna figure out the whole thing and write it up, lol! Just for kicks and giggles... When I'm not as busy XP.
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
this conversation just might wind up on LJ, just so you know...
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
Okay ^^ No problems. I'd keep it going, but I'm trying to think of more stuff...
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
i was gonna say something about Mary fixing his automail, but that's a bit weird...and the wisemen brought gifts of polish, oil, and torque wrenches...
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
rofl... No, see, Mary was an alchemist and used alchemy to make him, which is how the virgin thing worked, and she and Joseph trained him. Carpenter my foot...
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
The wise men brought materials for their creation of his life!
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
So, of course, his mother had the stone originally.
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
and she passed it down to Jesus when he was old enough, and that's how he was able to raise the dead. but when Peter stole it, Jesus got crucified, and Judas tried to resurrect him, but attached his soul to some metal and died
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
Yes! He was crucified for being an alchemist! OMG, I'm reading a book now about "Why was he crucified? That's for really bad political people! Why weren't his followers?" Cause Peter had the stone!
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
*giggles uncontrollably* and since he was in the suit of armor, they wired the body up on some pulleys so it would "ascend." plus, that alchemy thing could potentially explain the tongues of fire, too...
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
Of course! He made some fire that altered their beings, since, being entrapped in armor, he didn
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
Stupid enter!
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
:-P
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
didn't need to worry about those limitations.
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
'xactly!
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
The acension thing was a hoax to get Peter off track.
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
but then he found out that Jesus was still alive, so he went into hiding under an assumed name...and now the Church is after him!
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
...stigmata's gotta figure in there somehow, i just know it...
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
Yeah! What do you think the Crusades were? They were looking for Jesus! ...What's stigmata XD;
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
that's when someone experiences the wounds of Jesus' crucifiction--wounds through the hands/wrists, the flogging, etc.
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
happens to reeeeeeeally uber-religious people
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
They got too close to the stone and their memories had to be altered. That's the psyichal payment on their bodies for that, too.
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
...i think we're almost going a bit too far here
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
rofl, I think we went too far a LONG time ago! ...But God has a sense of humor. And who knows? Maybe we're right!
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
that would be AWESOME
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
...and it would actually explain the Seven Deadly Sins, too...
In other news, we're totally going to Hell...anyone want to go with? I have cookies...
Luvs,
~ Candy-chan ^_^
msbbt and I got to talking on MSN one night, and we ended up coming up with an entire conspiracy theory. Well, msbbt started it--this is what happens when we get our grubby little meathooks into a straaaaaange idea. Behold, our brilliant theory!Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
...Wanna hear how insane I am while thinking up stuff for my religion class?
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
sure!
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
Well, we were talking about the water turning into wine miracle, and I started thinking about that and his other miracles and stuff, and suddenly I thought:
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
"OMG, Jesus was an alchemist and he had a philosphers stone!" *imagines Jesus drawing tranmutation circles*
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
O_O
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
...and the conservative Christians go nuts, ladies and gents...
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
lol. Yay for being a liberal Christian! Seriously though, it kind of makes sense... I mean, he could have done the water to wine thing anyway, but the raising people from the dead...
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
...does that mean Jesus' soul would wind up trapped in a giant suit of armor, searching for the Philosopher's Stone?
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
(BTW, i am TOTALLY saving this conversation...)
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
lol, yay! And yeah! That was the resurrection! Judas felt bad and sealed Jesus' soul to another body, thereby killing himself. The Holy Grail is the wander body of Jesus! (OMG, I'm getting into this XD)
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
meanwhile, Peter killed the cock that crowed three times, felt bad, and wound up with a metal arm when he tried to revive it...
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
Yeah! Then he traveled around the world, teaching Alchemy. He eventually used the last of his power to set up the area for the Vatican!
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
And the guys that wrote the Gospels ran into the wandering Jesus, so he told them what to write.
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
and the pope is the secret carrier of the Philosopher's Stone--he keeps it under his big hat so no one will find it!
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
Exactly! Peter took it, and Jesus is trying to find it! That's why he denied knowing him!
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
and so Peter went into the Witness Protection Program!
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
Yeah!
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
...i'm totally saving this conversation
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
Yes! Oh crap, I could seriously buy this... *writes an essay on this subject and gets an F for the semester*
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
I'm gonna figure out the whole thing and write it up, lol! Just for kicks and giggles... When I'm not as busy XP.
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
this conversation just might wind up on LJ, just so you know...
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
Okay ^^ No problems. I'd keep it going, but I'm trying to think of more stuff...
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
i was gonna say something about Mary fixing his automail, but that's a bit weird...and the wisemen brought gifts of polish, oil, and torque wrenches...
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
rofl... No, see, Mary was an alchemist and used alchemy to make him, which is how the virgin thing worked, and she and Joseph trained him. Carpenter my foot...
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
The wise men brought materials for their creation of his life!
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
So, of course, his mother had the stone originally.
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
and she passed it down to Jesus when he was old enough, and that's how he was able to raise the dead. but when Peter stole it, Jesus got crucified, and Judas tried to resurrect him, but attached his soul to some metal and died
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
Yes! He was crucified for being an alchemist! OMG, I'm reading a book now about "Why was he crucified? That's for really bad political people! Why weren't his followers?" Cause Peter had the stone!
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
*giggles uncontrollably* and since he was in the suit of armor, they wired the body up on some pulleys so it would "ascend." plus, that alchemy thing could potentially explain the tongues of fire, too...
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
Of course! He made some fire that altered their beings, since, being entrapped in armor, he didn
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
Stupid enter!
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
:-P
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
didn't need to worry about those limitations.
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
'xactly!
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
The acension thing was a hoax to get Peter off track.
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
but then he found out that Jesus was still alive, so he went into hiding under an assumed name...and now the Church is after him!
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
...stigmata's gotta figure in there somehow, i just know it...
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
Yeah! What do you think the Crusades were? They were looking for Jesus! ...What's stigmata XD;
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
that's when someone experiences the wounds of Jesus' crucifiction--wounds through the hands/wrists, the flogging, etc.
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
happens to reeeeeeeally uber-religious people
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
They got too close to the stone and their memories had to be altered. That's the psyichal payment on their bodies for that, too.
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
...i think we're almost going a bit too far here
Krrrrrrrrrrrazy Kat: KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!! says:
rofl, I think we went too far a LONG time ago! ...But God has a sense of humor. And who knows? Maybe we're right!
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
that would be AWESOME
Candyland--I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. You really can't tell the difference... says:
...and it would actually explain the Seven Deadly Sins, too...
In other news, we're totally going to Hell...anyone want to go with? I have cookies...
Luvs,
~ Candy-chan ^_^
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